Mexico made a surprising move on Monday morning when announced that it plans to build a border wall in order to keep Chad out of Cancun.

In an interview with BAS, spokesperson for the Cancun tourism board, Felipe Calderon, said, “We’re sick of Chad and his friends coming to our country, acting like entitled brats, mistreating locals, and generally ruining everything they touch.”

Chad has been to Cancun seven times since he began his freshman year at San Diego State in 2016, and he calls the Mexican tourist mecca his favorite place in the world. “Bro,” Chad tells BAS, “you can get away with anything in Cancun if you just bring your dad’s credit card.”

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