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Bob's Burgers: The horrible truth

 
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Bob's Burgers is a sick show about a paedophile cannibal.

First of all why would you open a restaurant next door to a funeral home and crematorium? Most people would be put off. Not Bob.

So here's how it works.

Teddy is a serial killer. He's big, dumb and has anger issues. He also idolizes Bob. Teddy's handyman job means he gets access to people's homes. When he finds a suitable victim(single, no family or friends) he strikes. The body is then taken to Mort's where he carves the body and then cremates the remains. The human flesh is then passed on to Bob who puts it in his burgers.

Bob proudly talks about his fresh ingredients as if its some revolutionary concept for a restaurant. He's secretly alluding to the freshness of the victims in a sick joke. When people eat Bob's burgers for the first time they're often surprised at how good they are despite the fact Bob makes standard burgers. The truth is they're impressed because they've never eaten human flesh before.

Seeing people enjoy the human burgers justifies Bob's methods in his mind. He knows people would enjoy cannibalism like he does, but he also knows society would not accept it. It's also why Teddy is always in the restaurant. He too is a cannibal, obsessed with eating his victims.

Bob is also a paedophile who abuses his children. To keep them in line he makes them help out doing "chores" in the restaurant. This is code for abuse and for getting them to handle and prepare human flesh. Bob then uses this to control them by pointing out they are just as guilty as he is.

Being surrounded by body parts and being victims of abuse has messed the kids up. Tina is a necrophiliac, Gene shows an unhealthy level of affection and clinginess to his father, Louise uses her rabbit ears as a comforter and coping mechanism. The kids often make sexual jokes and remarks despite their young ages. This is because sex has been normalised for them through being abused.

This was all laid out in the pilot episode when Bob was accused of using human flesh and ended up trying to gauge the public's response by condoning the idea of cannibalism. We also see the kids joking about being molested because its such an acceptable practice to them.
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You are very stoned!!!! It's a good cartoon. Lighten up.
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The op may be on to something though. There is indeed a lot wrong with Bob’s kids.
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:dudewhat:
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^This!


Wtf?
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A Cartoon?



Can I buy drugs from you OP?
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Its a fucking cartoon. Cartoons have jokes. Just don’t watch if you don’t like it.
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Bob's Burgers is a sick show about a paedophile cannibal.

First of all why would you open a restaurant next door to a funeral home and crematorium? Most people would be put off. Not Bob.

So here's how it works.

Teddy is a serial killer. He's big, dumb and has anger issues. He also idolizes Bob. Teddy's handyman job means he gets access to people's homes. When he finds a suitable victim(single, no family or friends) he strikes. The body is then taken to Mort's where he carves the body and then cremates the remains. The human flesh is then passed on to Bob who puts it in his burgers.

Bob proudly talks about his fresh ingredients as if its some revolutionary concept for a restaurant. He's secretly alluding to the freshness of the victims in a sick joke. When people eat Bob's burgers for the first time they're often surprised at how good they are despite the fact Bob makes standard burgers. The truth is they're impressed because they've never eaten human flesh before.

Seeing people enjoy the human burgers justifies Bob's methods in his mind. He knows people would enjoy cannibalism like he does, but he also knows society would not accept it. It's also why Teddy is always in the restaurant. He too is a cannibal, obsessed with eating his victims.

Bob is also a paedophile who abuses his children. To keep them in line he makes them help out doing "chores" in the restaurant. This is code for abuse and for getting them to handle and prepare human flesh. Bob then uses this to control them by pointing out they are just as guilty as he is.

Being surrounded by body parts and being victims of abuse has messed the kids up. Tina is a necrophiliac, Gene shows an unhealthy level of affection and clinginess to his father, Louise uses her rabbit ears as a comforter and coping mechanism. The kids often make sexual jokes and remarks despite their young ages. This is because sex has been normalised for them through being abused.

This was all laid out in the pilot episode when Bob was accused of using human flesh and ended up trying to gauge the public's response by condoning the idea of cannibalism. We also see the kids joking about being molested because its such an acceptable practice to them.
 Quoting: PopeyeMan


LOL good theory. XD

The real CT about Bob's Burgers is that there is only ONE female voice actor on the show's primary cast (Louise).

Linda, Tina, Gretchen, and many more are voiced by men.


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Fuck did I write this?

I'm telling you. Look deeper. They called the pilot episode Human Flesh. Tina obsessed about having threesomes with zombies. That family is fucked up.
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Bob's Burgers is a sick show about a paedophile cannibal.

First of all why would you open a restaurant next door to a funeral home and crematorium? Most people would be put off. Not Bob.

So here's how it works.

Teddy is a serial killer. He's big, dumb and has anger issues. He also idolizes Bob. Teddy's handyman job means he gets access to people's homes. When he finds a suitable victim(single, no family or friends) he strikes. The body is then taken to Mort's where he carves the body and then cremates the remains. The human flesh is then passed on to Bob who puts it in his burgers.

Bob proudly talks about his fresh ingredients as if its some revolutionary concept for a restaurant. He's secretly alluding to the freshness of the victims in a sick joke. When people eat Bob's burgers for the first time they're often surprised at how good they are despite the fact Bob makes standard burgers. The truth is they're impressed because they've never eaten human flesh before.

Seeing people enjoy the human burgers justifies Bob's methods in his mind. He knows people would enjoy cannibalism like he does, but he also knows society would not accept it. It's also why Teddy is always in the restaurant. He too is a cannibal, obsessed with eating his victims.

Bob is also a paedophile who abuses his children. To keep them in line he makes them help out doing "chores" in the restaurant. This is code for abuse and for getting them to handle and prepare human flesh. Bob then uses this to control them by pointing out they are just as guilty as he is.

Being surrounded by body parts and being victims of abuse has messed the kids up. Tina is a necrophiliac, Gene shows an unhealthy level of affection and clinginess to his father, Louise uses her rabbit ears as a comforter and coping mechanism. The kids often make sexual jokes and remarks despite their young ages. This is because sex has been normalised for them through being abused.

This was all laid out in the pilot episode when Bob was accused of using human flesh and ended up trying to gauge the public's response by condoning the idea of cannibalism. We also see the kids joking about being molested because its such an acceptable practice to them.
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LOL good theory. XD

The real CT about Bob's Burgers is that there is only ONE female voice actor on the show's primary cast (Louise).

Linda, Tina, Gretchen, and many more are voiced by men.


 Quoting: The Vigilant


Tina sounds like Calvin from Blind Wave.
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Wow, wtf did I just read?

If you think Bob's Burgers is this deep, I would hate to know what you think of Rick and Morty
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Bob's Burgers is a sick show about a paedophile cannibal.

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Fuck did I write this?

I'm telling you. Look deeper. They called the pilot episode Human Flesh. Tina obsessed about having threesomes with zombies. That family is fucked up.
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linkys to vids with segments depciting what you're referencing?i
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Bob's Burgers is a sick show about a paedophile cannibal.

First of all why would you open a restaurant next door to a funeral home and crematorium? Most people would be put off. Not Bob.

So here's how it works.

Teddy is a serial killer. He's big, dumb and has anger issues. He also idolizes Bob. Teddy's handyman job means he gets access to people's homes. When he finds a suitable victim(single, no family or friends) he strikes. The body is then taken to Mort's where he carves the body and then cremates the remains. The human flesh is then passed on to Bob who puts it in his burgers.

Bob proudly talks about his fresh ingredients as if its some revolutionary concept for a restaurant. He's secretly alluding to the freshness of the victims in a sick joke. When people eat Bob's burgers for the first time they're often surprised at how good they are despite the fact Bob makes standard burgers. The truth is they're impressed because they've never eaten human flesh before.

Seeing people enjoy the human burgers justifies Bob's methods in his mind. He knows people would enjoy cannibalism like he does, but he also knows society would not accept it. It's also why Teddy is always in the restaurant. He too is a cannibal, obsessed with eating his victims.

Bob is also a paedophile who abuses his children. To keep them in line he makes them help out doing "chores" in the restaurant. This is code for abuse and for getting them to handle and prepare human flesh. Bob then uses this to control them by pointing out they are just as guilty as he is.

Being surrounded by body parts and being victims of abuse has messed the kids up. Tina is a necrophiliac, Gene shows an unhealthy level of affection and clinginess to his father, Louise uses her rabbit ears as a comforter and coping mechanism. The kids often make sexual jokes and remarks despite their young ages. This is because sex has been normalised for them through being abused.

This was all laid out in the pilot episode when Bob was accused of using human flesh and ended up trying to gauge the public's response by condoning the idea of cannibalism. We also see the kids joking about being molested because its such an acceptable practice to them.
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WOW!

waitwhat
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You are very stoned!!!! It's a good cartoon. Lighten up.
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Um, no...

Yet another cartoon disrespects the POTUS to such a degree it's disgusting!
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That was the premise of the show orginally until fox made them change it what was left you see in the pilot. Tina also used to be a boy voiced by the same person. This is all out there to find.
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Wow, wtf did I just read?

If you think Bob's Burgers is this deep, I would hate to know what you think of Rick and Morty
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Fuck did I write this?

I'm telling you. Look deeper. They called the pilot episode Human Flesh. Tina obsessed about having threesomes with zombies. That family is fucked up.
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linkys to vids with segments depciting what you're referencing?i
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OP is definitely correct bout this stuff being in the show. I've seen them all, and now it's kinda making me want to rewatch them to find shit lol
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Tina's dream. As two zombies approach her bed

"Whoa. Double trouble. Okay let's do this."

[link to i.ibb.co (secure)]

What 12 year old girl fantasizes about getting tag teamed by two corpses?

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Bob's speech in pilot episode

"We mistreat the living and nobody seems to care. But once that body's dead it's 'Hey don't mistreat the dead body. Hey don't eat the dead body.' Thats the ultimate crime right? Murder? No big deal. Cannibal? Whoaaa!"
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Pretty much true.


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Bob's Burgers is a sick show about a paedophile cannibal.

First of all why would you open a restaurant next door to a funeral home and crematorium? Most people would be put off. Not Bob.

So here's how it works.

Teddy is a serial killer. He's big, dumb and has anger issues. He also idolizes Bob. Teddy's handyman job means he gets access to people's homes. When he finds a suitable victim(single, no family or friends) he strikes. The body is then taken to Mort's where he carves the body and then cremates the remains. The human flesh is then passed on to Bob who puts it in his burgers.

Bob proudly talks about his fresh ingredients as if its some revolutionary concept for a restaurant. He's secretly alluding to the freshness of the victims in a sick joke. When people eat Bob's burgers for the first time they're often surprised at how good they are despite the fact Bob makes standard burgers. The truth is they're impressed because they've never eaten human flesh before.

Seeing people enjoy the human burgers justifies Bob's methods in his mind. He knows people would enjoy cannibalism like he does, but he also knows society would not accept it. It's also why Teddy is always in the restaurant. He too is a cannibal, obsessed with eating his victims.

Bob is also a paedophile who abuses his children. To keep them in line he makes them help out doing "chores" in the restaurant. This is code for abuse and for getting them to handle and prepare human flesh. Bob then uses this to control them by pointing out they are just as guilty as he is.

Being surrounded by body parts and being victims of abuse has messed the kids up. Tina is a necrophiliac, Gene shows an unhealthy level of affection and clinginess to his father, Louise uses her rabbit ears as a comforter and coping mechanism. The kids often make sexual jokes and remarks despite their young ages. This is because sex has been normalised for them through being abused.

This was all laid out in the pilot episode when Bob was accused of using human flesh and ended up trying to gauge the public's response by condoning the idea of cannibalism. We also see the kids joking about being molested because its such an acceptable practice to them.
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