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Mr Universe hopeful claims he feels better than ever after swapping food for URINE five days a week - but his wife refuses to kiss him

* John Moniz-DePass bathes in his year-old urine, which he stores in the fridge
* Claims he sleeps better and is 'more lively, energetic, vibrant' as a result
* Wife Dora Moniz-DePass is 'disgusted' but feels she has to support her husband


A former Mr Universe competitor has swapped food for urine, with him getting by on the nauseating 'drink' five days a week.

John Moniz-DePass, 46, of Ontario, also bathes in his year-old urine, which he stores in his family's fridge.

The ex-bodybuilder and father-of-three was once a fruitarian but recently took his extreme lifestyle a step further by existing almost solely on his own liquid waste.

Although he claims to feel healthier and more energetic than ever, his stomach-churning 'diet' has taken a toll on his relationship, with his 'disgusted' wife Dora Moniz-DePass, 45, refusing to kiss him until hours later.

Speaking of his 'diet', Mr Moniz-DePass said: 'A couple of years ago I began to reduce my meat and noticed changes right away. The pain I had experienced started to reduce almost within a day or two.

'I slept better, felt better. My body is now more lively, energetic, vibrant.

'I'm able to communicate better, I'm able to express myself better. I'm more self aware and sleeping better. I can breathe more deeply.'
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'It's really quite horrendous,' she said. 'He keeps it for about six-to-12 months before using it.

'He bathes in it too. The smell is quite aggressive for about 10 minutes and we do fight about it a lot.'
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That mutherfucker needs to see a psychiatrist.
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Thanks for the pin.
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'It's really quite horrendous,' she said. 'He keeps it for about six-to-12 months before using it.

'He bathes in it too. The smell is quite aggressive for about 10 minutes and we do fight about it a lot.'

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To each their own & all that but in the Family refrigerator?!
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She won't kiss him?
Hell, he bathes in it. I'd have left the crazy f**ker when he started that shit.
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Gandhi drank his own morning piss.

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Urine can cure the incurable, as can water fasting. Both are deliberately frowned upon by those who offer their own expensive, harmful solutions.

Gandhi drank his own morning piss.
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That mutherfucker needs to see a psychiatrist.
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But Muslims drink camel piss all the time.
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Urine can cure the incurable, as can water fasting. Both are deliberately frowned upon by those who offer their own expensive, harmful solutions.

Gandhi drank his own morning piss.
 Quoting: Union Jackboot

 Quoting: Colour Crusader


I knew someone, back in the early 1980s, who drank her morning urine to cure hepatitis. Apparently it worked.

I also know fishermen who pee on their hands in the wintertime to keep them from chapping.

And there are countless stories of people who survived without water by drinking their urine until they were rescued.

I haven't done it myself, but it's something I think we should all file away for future reference. You never know.

Note that it's always YOUR OWN URINE that you should drink, not someone else's. It's not healthy to drink other people's pee.
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It's supposed to be a waterfast, there might be some nutritional salts in the urine but it will hurt him if he tries to cycle it through his system several time, all the poison and heavy metals stored in his fat will start to be flushed out with his urin and when he drinks it he refines the poisons.
He need to just drink water and supliment with fruits and nuts.
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Gandhi drank his own morning piss.
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that appears to be the strongest one of the day as well?

this guy is doing it as a diet more than anything... not sure why he bathes in it?
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Gandhi drank his own morning piss.
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that appears to be the strongest one of the day as well?

this guy is doing it as a diet more than anything... not sure why he bathes in it?
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One's own urine is supposed to be good for the skin.

Again, I haven't tried it, but anecdotally I've only heard good reports. It cleanses the pores, so it cleans up anything that is bacteria-related (which is at the root of most chronic skin conditions).
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Gandhi drank his own morning piss.
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that appears to be the strongest one of the day as well?

this guy is doing it as a diet more than anything... not sure why he bathes in it?
 Quoting: rosicrucian1


One's own urine is supposed to be good for the skin.

Again, I haven't tried it, but anecdotally I've only heard good reports. It cleanses the pores, so it cleans up anything that is bacteria-related (which is at the root of most chronic skin conditions).
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That guy has lost a lot of muscle mass since his competition days.

Maybe a burger or two wouldn't hurt.

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Urine can cure the incurable, as can water fasting. Both are deliberately frowned upon by those who offer their own expensive, harmful solutions.

Gandhi drank his own morning piss.
 Quoting: Union Jackboot

 Quoting: Colour Crusader


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I see a divorce coming!
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it is all about hormones in the urine
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That mutherfucker needs to see a psychiatrist.
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A common muslim practice, not much different than the pedovores who drink the blood of the innocent! They feel like champions too!tiemunch
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I wouldn't kiss him either. I wouldn't even share the same bed as him. I think if you're going to dabble in this kind of stuff for health reasons, you have to be single.
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That mutherfucker needs to see a psychiatrist.
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A common muslim practice, not much different than the pedovores who drink the blood of the innocent! They feel like champions too!tiemunch
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I wouldn't kiss him either. I wouldn't even share the same bed as him. I think if you're going to dabble in this kind of stuff for health reasons, you have to be single.
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He bathes in it too.
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That mutherfucker needs to see a psychiatrist.
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A common muslim practice, not much different than the pedovores who drink the blood of the innocent! They feel like champions too!tiemunch
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Holy shit, you're right!
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What a pisser!
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I wouldn't kiss him either. I wouldn't even share the same bed as him. I think if you're going to dabble in this kind of stuff for health reasons, you have to be single.
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He bathes in it too.
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Yeah I read that, and stores it in the family fridge, omg! Like I said, I wouldnt be able to handle it, I'd leave him.
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now, that's diverse.





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