Jan 20th- Final EBT distribution to "EBT Americans". Grocery stores will become dangerous about 3 or 4 days after this happens because "EBT Americans" go binge shopping and then run out of money really quick.
Jan 25- Civil cases in Federal Courts will cease and some workers in court system will have to be furloughed.
This means that immigrants will not be deported anymore because it is considered a civil procedure.Jan 28- Tax filings/refunds might or might not be accepted. No audits this year because there are too many illegals using social security numbers and TINS.
Jan 30- GDP report is not given because Commerce Department cant make it anymore so we cant even tell if the shutdown is effecting us anymore. But u will know something is up because the grocery stores will have beggars and violent shoplifters running wild from the EBT problems.
Ongoing but will get worse with time: HUD welfare funds are randomly running out so people cant live in houses are expiring so slumlords are going to have to not get rent for renting shitholes and they will have a ton of squatters or have to dip into "reserve funds" whatever that means.
February 1: Coast Guard units start defecting to Caribbean nations or becoming corrupt and smuggling Democrats to foreign nations such as Cuba and Venezuela, returning with boats loaded with drugs. This is due to them missing their 2nd paydate, they will become corrupt pirates.
February 8: Federal workers miss their 2nd paycheck and start looking for a real job. The TSA callout rate is at 35% and airport lines are so bad many airports are starting to hire private security companies to keep passengers to get to their flights on time. CNN stakes out at major airports while rap music blares in the background.
February 15th: Uber and Lyft are revealed to be a large scale Ponzi scheme and collapse because they cannot get money from their IPOs.
Beginning of march: Babies and Moms starve and they start begging in Grocery stores with their babies.
Beginning of April: Many kids in school are dead from starvation because lunch is not free anymore
After that: World is over maybe? idk CNN didnt go past that date
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Last Edited by Zataranno on 01/16/2019 10:16 PM
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