I got another telepathic message!

I’ve been in telepathic contact with aliens and God for several years now. They teach me, help me, and play with me. I just got another message from them.

This one was so important I had to tell the President about it because he’s trying to Make America Great Again and this is an Opportunity to BE BETTER!

Dear Mr. President,

I discovered something that I must make you and America aware of or I will face becoming worse than you all.

Morality

Providing goodness (pleasure, happiness or an improved quality of life) to bad people is bad. It makes you less of a person. If you know someone is bad and choose to provide goodness to them then you are being worse than them. A worse person is an inferior person.

It is well known that the Canadians are the worst people on Earth and you are providing them with goodness via trade and protection. Now that you know that, if you choose to keep helping them then you and America will become the worst people on Earth. The choice is yours and so you are responsible. You will become the worst male on Earth if you choose to continue helping Canada.

If you ignore this message it is still like choosing to help bad people and you will become worse than them all.

You are the leader of America and so it is up to you to notify the citizens of America and warn them to not help bad people like the worst who help Canada. If you fail to notify them then you are responsible for the offences and become the worst

Regards,
Chris B


So that was it. Now he has no choice but to sever all ties with Canada or face becoming the worst person on Earth

Oh and the message came with a song



If trade continues then you know America has become the worst in the Universe