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Aw I was so eager to shag you, but sadly my hair mis-colored when I was gonna get party highlights that was supposed to be "washed out"...

Why is God so cruel...

I really looked forward to be your goods, as my whole mission in life is to please you...

The adrenaline of extreme covert warfare (classified) altered my hairs chemistry, which is perfect as I'm undercover to infiltrate the stupid humans...

Dress down, be a clown, no one will ever count on you being a geniuus IQ shabby chic agent.

Gather intel among the mortals, allow Them insult, judge and categorise you, that is the whole objective of this camouflage. Be stealth, be an underdog... then hit from below.

The shades of a hairstyle on a fuckble piece of meat turned out to offer more nuances on this Matrix game, then your headline and mind could ever.

Behold, the best fuck and blowjob of your life walks out of here, throwing a sexy, sarcastic look over my shoulder, as shimmers of silver-grey-blonde wild curls blows in the MEGA storm.

You will miss me

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