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Healing Crystal Dildos Are Here to Make Your Vagina Magical

 
Ohio chic
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The stuff people believe in, instead of God.
They won’t believe in Godly miracles but believe in healing crystals...

And not to mention, how can these even be comfortable to use, is my question.

Chakrubs dubs itself as "the original crystal sex toy company," with all of its products being made from 100 percent pure crystal. Chakrubs derives its name from Chakra, the Sanskrit word that describes energy wheels. The company produces handmade dildos made from precious minerals like rose quartz and pure amethyst, which each provide their own respective healing properties.

Read more at [link to www.popsugar.com.au (secure)]

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Healing crystals have been a wellness trend for quite some time now, with a cult following of people who swear by their therapeutic properties. While some choose to harness the rocks' energy in the form of pyramid-shaped decor or jewellery, one innovative company has delved into previously untrekked territory: the crystal dildo market. Yes, you read that correctly.

Smh...people believe in fairy dust but don’t believe in the works of The Almighty
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What were you searching to find this story?

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What were you searching to find this story?

epiclol
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Someone posted it on fb
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It what you said, this can not be real, is it?
Sorry I got a headache

These are the times that tries men's and
women's souls!

May we come though it victorious!
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It what you said, this can not be real, is it?
 Quoting: hankie


Yep real
It’s crazy isn’t it?!?!
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*If you only knew how bad things really are...*

*Legal Disclaimer: All comments are for novelty purposes only, and should not be construed as fact.*
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Did you get free shipping?
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Almost as pathetic as the story of not too long ago about the guy who convinced a woman she had a demon in her snatch and lo and behold, his dick would be able to exorcise it...

Fucking hilarious shit

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The testimonials are awesome! I want one now.

Here’s a part of one of the testimonials on the website:

“When she calmed down and I withdrew the Chakrub it was so warm to touch. I then slid it across her clitoris and she orgasmed again. By then I could not hold back anymore and had to replace the Chakrub with my self and we both had very loud, screaming, mutual orgasms. Our love making was way more intense than it had ever been.”
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The testimonials are awesome! I want one now.

Here’s a part of one of the testimonials on the website:

“When she calmed down and I withdrew the Chakrub it was so warm to touch. I then slid it across her clitoris and she orgasmed again. By then I could not hold back anymore and had to replace the Chakrub with my self and we both had very loud, screaming, mutual orgasms. Our love making was way more intense than it had ever been.”
 Quoting: Miss Bunny Swan


Go ahead and give us a review
I think this stuff is allllll in the mind
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The stuff people believe in, instead of God.
They won’t believe in Godly miracles but believe in healing crystals...

And not to mention, how can these even be comfortable to use, is my question.

Chakrubs dubs itself as "the original crystal sex toy company," with all of its products being made from 100 percent pure crystal. Chakrubs derives its name from Chakra, the Sanskrit word that describes energy wheels. The company produces handmade dildos made from precious minerals like rose quartz and pure amethyst, which each provide their own respective healing properties.

Read more at [link to www.popsugar.com.au (secure)]
 Quoting: Ohio chic


it's amazing what the mind can conjure up! Placebo effect...
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The stuff people believe in, instead of God.
They won’t believe in Godly miracles but believe in healing crystals...

And not to mention, how can these even be comfortable to use, is my question.

Chakrubs dubs itself as "the original crystal sex toy company," with all of its products being made from 100 percent pure crystal. Chakrubs derives its name from Chakra, the Sanskrit word that describes energy wheels. The company produces handmade dildos made from precious minerals like rose quartz and pure amethyst, which each provide their own respective healing properties.

Read more at [link to www.popsugar.com.au (secure)]
 Quoting: Ohio chic


it's amazing what the mind can conjure up! Placebo effect...
 Quoting: Mikhailman


Right on
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Just when I'm making a reloading order .gaspeekalertback in my shell I guess.
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Just when I'm making a reloading order .gaspeekalertback in my shell I guess.
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I agree!!!
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It reads like one of the old Dear Penthouse writers has a new job.
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Imagine being the quality control inspector. Would need a jewler's eyepiece.
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Crystal internal massage parlors coming soon.
"Come get some"
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If it isn’t already magical healing crystals won’t help it.....cool2
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If it isn’t already magical healing crystals won’t help it.....cool2
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No kidding
Crystals aren’t gonna help lol
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If it isn’t already magical healing crystals won’t help it.....cool2
 Quoting: ~kpm~


No kidding
Crystals aren’t gonna help lol
 Quoting: Ohio chic


Plus, yuck, they are porous and harbor germs
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It’s a people factory.

How much more magical does it have to get...?

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I got a big mortar and pestle for Christmas, at least I thought I did, until I clicked on your link...hiding
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I got a big mortar and pestle for Christmas, at least I thought I did, until I clicked on your link...hiding
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Comes with its own inconspicuous holder, what a bonus!
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Be sure to check for cracks (sharp edges) prior to using.

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That thing would end up in a centerpiece accidentally. :O:
I am not here for the magic. I am here for the rarity.
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"Are Here to Make Your Vagina a Magical Place"

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"Are Here to Make Your Vagina a Magical Place"

chuckle People are strange
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People don't realize they're lonely.
I am not here for the magic. I am here for the rarity.
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I got a big mortar and pestle for Christmas, at least I thought I did, until I clicked on your link...hiding
 Quoting: mona lizard


Comes with its own inconspicuous holder, what a bonus!
 Quoting: ~kpm~


What every kitchen needs! Multi-function/Dual action!
1rof1
Honestly, sexy time tools do nothing for me. The few times encountered, I couldn’t stop laughing...

Great thread title, Ohio. lmao