How old is it?, I thought they just bought it at Walmart.

...of reliable radiocarbon dates estimates...

During the Idol’s era, probably ~29,000 to ~18,500 years ago, (note 21,414 B.C. destruction of Euphratic race or 23,432 years ago) the satellite was approximately 24,150 miles from Earth; during the Calendar Gate’s era, probably ~18,000 to ~11,500 years ago, (note 12,098 B.C. destruction of Hiddekelic race or 14,115 years ago) the satellite was approximately 23,360 miles from Earth.