Man hair

So the other day my wife and I go to the outdoor show.

We are walking around and all these other guys are like giving me a thumbs up and the wife cannot figure it out....she's like 'why are all these guys saluting you?

I said because I have a crew cut...did you notice all the guys making that motion had a crew cut?

she didn't

None of the long haired hippy type pinko fags had anything to say to me...but the rednecks with crew cuts...we were in synch.

wifey didn't get it

I said 'I am 53 years old...I have a goatee and a crew cut...all of these guys see me as one of them....the righteous few"....

Hippies no longer represent anything but weakness and mooching.

We short hairs...we are like Roman legions...you have nothing to get ahold of and we are going to kick your ass til next week

It's true....a group of us is much feared...you can't beat us without government interference...we are coming to your neighborhood to make things right

be calm and thankful....we will make all the bad things go away when we are done

Last Edited by Manosteel on 01/25/2019 06:31 PM