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Best voicemail of all time? Calling in late to his boss. Turns into the Howard Cosell for play by play of old lady's giving beat downs.

 
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Best voicemail of all time? Calling in late to his boss. Turns into the Howard Cosell for play by play of old lady's giving beat downs.


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Re: Best voicemail of all time? Calling in late to his boss. Turns into the Howard Cosell for play by play of old lady's giving beat downs.
Another good one..hahahahaha. Kids friends were live streaming on Xbox and their friend got caught whacking it by his mom and got caught on the hot mic....lol



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An oldie but a goodie. LOL
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I just died. The little bitty Old Mother Goose lady rofl

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LOLz !
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Re: Best voicemail of all time? Calling in late to his boss. Turns into the Howard Cosell for play by play of old lady's giving beat downs.
I think I heard that 5 years ago, and it had been floating a while even then ....


Yes, very, very old audio clip = but still just as funny then AND now.


This one really is a CLASSIC !

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Re: Best voicemail of all time? Calling in late to his boss. Turns into the Howard Cosell for play by play of old lady's giving beat downs.
This is one of my favorite things on the internet. I have a friend that this dude reminds me of. I could see him leaving me this vm. One time we worked security contracting together and he was afraid I would forget his liquor order as I flew to his location from the states. So he was leaving me a vm while getting fired on haha. God I wish I knew enough back then to save that vm.
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Anybody else remember the "911 deer tape" ?

Another funny one from the early-to-mid 90s

Dude hits a deer, calls 911 after putting the "dead" deer in the backseat of his car. Then a dog comes along and tries to take the deer, and then it comes back to life, so he has to deal with a mean dog and a pissed off deer.

Supposedly happened in Poughkeepsie, NY , and was later used to help train 911 operators

I think at the end he wound up stabbing the dog with a pocket knife ... while asking the 911 operator "Now who gets the deer, me, or the dog ? "

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Another good one..hahahahaha. Kids friends were live streaming on Xbox and their friend got caught whacking it by his mom and got caught on the hot mic....lol


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wow

I would have smashed that kids play station right then and there.

What a fucking little cock sucker.

THIS is the problem with single mothers, especially raising boys.

If you listen to it till the end it's pretty bad.
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Yeah that little asshole kid is an asshole to his mom, and he's only in 5th grade. If my kid talked to me like that, I'd beat his ass.
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Anybody else remember the "911 deer tape" ?

Another funny one from the early-to-mid 90s

Dude hits a deer, calls 911 after putting the "dead" deer in the backseat of his car. Then a dog comes along and tries to take the deer, and then it comes back to life, so he has to deal with a mean dog and a pissed off deer.

Supposedly happened in Poughkeepsie, NY , and was later used to help train 911 operators

I think at the end he wound up stabbing the dog with a pocket knife ... while asking the 911 operator "Now who gets the deer, me, or the dog ? "

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"I'm in a muthaf*ckin' phone booth!

The deer bit me in the neck, now the dog won't let me out the phone booth ..."

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Re: Best voicemail of all time? Calling in late to his boss. Turns into the Howard Cosell for play by play of old lady's giving beat downs.
Another good one..hahahahaha. Kids friends were live streaming on Xbox and their friend got caught whacking it by his mom and got caught on the hot mic....lol


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wow

I would have smashed that kids play station right then and there.

What a fucking little cock sucker.

THIS is the problem with single mothers, especially raising boys.

If you listen to it till the end it's pretty bad.
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Re: Best voicemail of all time? Calling in late to his boss. Turns into the Howard Cosell for play by play of old lady's giving beat downs.
"I'm in a muthaf*ckin' phone booth!

The deer bit me in the neck, now the dog won't let me out the phone booth ..."

cruise


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He would have been fine if he could have hid behind an airborne patch and fought him off with his combat issued typewriter.
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HA!!!

That was too funny! Go Mother Goose!!!
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Yeah that little fucker with the x box would of had another thing coming if that was my kid. I didn't make it to the end of that, his voice made me want to strangle him!

The 911 call tape is a CLASSIC!

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"I'm in a muthaf*ckin' phone booth!

The deer bit me in the neck, now the dog won't let me out the phone booth ..."

cruise


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He would have been fine if he could have hid behind an airborne patch and fought him off with his combat issued typewriter.
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looks like we've got a butthurt leg in the thread -- sorry you didn't have the balls to jump
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Re: Best voicemail of all time? Calling in late to his boss. Turns into the Howard Cosell for play by play of old lady's giving beat downs.
Another good one..hahahahaha. Kids friends were live streaming on Xbox and their friend got caught whacking it by his mom and got caught on the hot mic....lol


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wow

I would have smashed that kids play station right then and there.

What a fucking little cock sucker.

THIS is the problem with single mothers, especially raising boys.

If you listen to it till the end it's pretty bad.
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


I was thinking the same thing, then last thing the kid said is do you want me to call child support. I would have handed him the phone and said yes call you little piece of shit.
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...whoops, someone already posted it
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