I would rather pack powdered glass down my cockhole, like a muzzleloader, than watch the Super Bowl

Heres Why:

1) Not a Gambler
2) No desire to watch multi millonaires throw a ball back and forth
3) Don't like commercials
4) Hate looking at humans engaged in any form of dance
5) Hate the sound of the human voice when engaged in song

So its not for me. I think I will drink beer and sambuca shots and watch four year old ET Disclosure videos on youtube.

Last Edited by Captain Zero on 02/03/2019 08:32 PM