2 Jehovah Witness came to my Door | |
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Jenny222 (OP) User ID: 77258852 Canada 02/04/2019 01:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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The Rickest Rick Sanchez User ID: 73683067 United States 02/04/2019 01:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Tell them that the reason they dont like doing what they are doing is that they shouldn't be doing it. The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them. The Rickest Rick Sanchez comments are meant for entertainment purposes only and should not be construed to reflect the feelings and opinions, implied or expressed, of the author. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69853547 United States 02/04/2019 01:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you were to have engaged them, you could go like this. "That's interesting that you use an apple product there, do you like them?" "Oh yes I like it." "And would you mind telling me why you prefer apple, fone there, over samschung or the others?" "Oh well [blah blah blah answer]" "Ah yes I see. Hmm well, Jehovah would never allow garbage tech like that to be in the hands of his servants. Good day." And walk away knowing you gave them truth they can never argue against. They are in the hands of the evil one, while trying to tell you they aren't. The evil one is all the shitheads who made those shitty slab fones and all the java shit apps inside them. Worse than Deuteronomy that shit is. |
apple pie ministries User ID: 69853547 United States 02/04/2019 01:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Jenny222 (OP) User ID: 77258852 Canada 02/04/2019 01:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Jenny222 (OP) User ID: 77258852 Canada 02/04/2019 01:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you were to have engaged them, you could go like this. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69853547 "That's interesting that you use an apple product there, do you like them?" "Oh yes I like it." "And would you mind telling me why you prefer apple, fone there, over samschung or the others?" "Oh well [blah blah blah answer]" "Ah yes I see. Hmm well, Jehovah would never allow garbage tech like that to be in the hands of his servants. Good day." And walk away knowing you gave them truth they can never argue against. They are in the hands of the evil one, while trying to tell you they aren't. The evil one is all the shitheads who made those shitty slab fones and all the java shit apps inside them. Worse than Deuteronomy that shit is. Yeah that’s why I mentioned the phone in my post. Kinda flashy for a servant of god! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69853547 United States 02/04/2019 01:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Or perhaps "I see there that you are referring to the sacred parchment preserved over many centruies called "the bible", using an Amazon disposable junkware device." "..." "I ntocied your gesturing at the screen while speaking of God." "yes..." "How shameful to the scribes, of old, and of all time, and also to the papermakers guild, the life of Jeff Bezos is, wouldn't you agree?" "..." "And would you not also agree that anyone who uses the devices of Satan, such as this disposable junk you hold, should be chastized sevrely, lest they fall into the pit, of junk that doesn't work, or junk systems, that don't produce good fruit?" "..." |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69853547 United States 02/04/2019 01:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Jenny222 (OP) User ID: 77258852 Canada 02/04/2019 01:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Or perhaps Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69853547 "I see there that you are referring to the sacred parchment preserved over many centruies called "the bible", using an Amazon disposable junkware device." "..." "I ntocied your gesturing at the screen while speaking of God." "yes..." "How shameful to the scribes, of old, and of all time, and also to the papermakers guild, the life of Jeff Bezos is, wouldn't you agree?" "..." "And would you not also agree that anyone who uses the devices of Satan, such as this disposable junk you hold, should be chastized sevrely, lest they fall into the pit, of junk that doesn't work, or junk systems, that don't produce good fruit?" "..." Yeah next time I will chase her, cause she ran down my steps when I said no I did not want to be close to god. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69853547 United States 02/04/2019 01:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74483359 Canada 02/04/2019 01:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They'll also stand out the blazing sun, for hours and hours. Hands folded. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69853547 United States 02/04/2019 01:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I always feel bad for them, they stand around in my city, in the hallways of malls, on hard floors for literally hours on end with a stack of magazines, talking to each other, but no one really talks to them. They may say hi to you, you say hi back, and that's it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74483359 They'll also stand out the blazing sun, for hours and hours. Hands folded. Yes, iPhone users are a loathesome disgusting lot. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69853547 United States 02/04/2019 01:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Anyway, even without the crapware and crap tecch their idot master assign to them, They are just lambs, that is all they are. Lambs don't bite, so just let them be. We will see if their prophecy about being put into hitler camps comes true, that's all they are waiting for. Even then, all they will be is lambs, led, sheared. Only, humans cannot be innocent as lambs can. |
Jenny222 (OP) User ID: 77258852 Canada 02/04/2019 01:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I always feel bad for them, they stand around in my city, in the hallways of malls, on hard floors for literally hours on end with a stack of magazines, talking to each other, but no one really talks to them. They may say hi to you, you say hi back, and that's it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74483359 They'll also stand out the blazing sun, for hours and hours. Hands folded. They always come to my house on the coldest day of the year. |
1guynAz User ID: 76859737 United States 02/04/2019 03:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've taken on these people before. I am very versed in the word. For everything they said, I had an answer to it! They visited me twice, and the last time was with the pastor of their church. He walked away defeated because I had the scripture backing but not persuaded to my points I made. We both just said, goodbye and not in an unfriendly way either. BUT---you cannot change their mind. They are set with their belief system. Living has taught me one thing; nothing is certain...except salvation through Jesus Christ! |
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Louis in Richmond I have heard the deafening silence. User ID: 3079061 United States 02/04/2019 03:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | An old lady and young girl about 17 came to my door. The older lady asked me if I knew gods name? Quoting: Jenny222 I said no She then pulled out her apple phone and read me a passage, then she asked me if I wanted to get close to god. I said no sorry. The old lady then said okay bye , turned and practically ran down the front steps dropping her gloves. The young girl that was with her picked them up and followed her. It was weird. The old lady was scared of me. I felt so bad for the young girl, all I was thinking while they were at my door was I wish I could save this young lady. What would a quick 1 line sentence be to open someone’s eyes? The most obvious me would be to tell them that you have no original sin therefore their book does not apply to you. You can use as proof the fact that after Cain murdered Abel, he left Eden and married. Who did he marry? One of the other people. The other people whom did not have the original sin of Cain. Tell them you are descended from them and politely let them know you appreciated their ministry to you but that it of course does not apply to you. [God please forgive me for writing this.] Last Edited by Louis in Richmond on 02/04/2019 03:49 PM Until your military service has required you neutralize enemy combatants and invaders in the defense of your country, don't presume to tell us that have defended you that you don't support every shot we fired to eliminate that enemy. |
Jake User ID: 76890717 United States 02/04/2019 03:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | An old lady and young girl about 17 came to my door. The older lady asked me if I knew gods name? Quoting: Jenny222 I said no She then pulled out her apple phone and read me a passage, then she asked me if I wanted to get close to god. I said no sorry. The old lady then said okay bye , turned and practically ran down the front steps dropping her gloves. The young girl that was with her picked them up and followed her. It was weird. The old lady was scared of me. I felt so bad for the young girl, all I was thinking while they were at my door was I wish I could save this young lady. What would a quick 1 line sentence be to open someone’s eyes? The most obvious me would be to tell them that you have no original sin therefore their book does not apply to you. You can use as proof the fact that after Cain murdered Abel, he left Eden and married. Who did he marry? One of the other people. The other people whom did not have the original sin of Cain. Tell them you are descended from them and politely let them know you appreciated their ministry to you but that it of course does not apply to you. [God please forgive me for writing this.] the simple one is they dont believe that Jesus is the son of the living God. what does the bible say about those that dont believe he in the son of God? Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance! Definition Satan from the bible: Satan (Rev 12:7) exercising his subtle (indirect) impact on heathen governments (powers) – i.e. accomplishing his hellish agenda from "behind the scenes." |
madaigual User ID: 77160963 Spain 02/04/2019 04:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They don't give a flying fuck if you believe or convert or disagree....They're the ones who get brownie-points for preaching. It's just a league table. According to them there's only enough room in heaven for the "144,000 anointed ones" and the more a JW preaches the closer that particular JW is to becoming one of the special 144,000. The rest of us can all burn in hell for all they care. Just as long as they, and they alone, are in the 144,000. We're all pawns, you know! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77256532 United States 02/04/2019 04:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | An old lady and young girl about 17 came to my door. The older lady asked me if I knew gods name? Quoting: Jenny222 I said no She then pulled out her apple phone and read me a passage, then she asked me if I wanted to get close to god. I said no sorry. The old lady then said okay bye , turned and practically ran down the front steps dropping her gloves. The young girl that was with her picked them up and followed her. It was weird. The old lady was scared of me. I felt so bad for the young girl, all I was thinking while they were at my door was I wish I could save this young lady. What would a quick 1 line sentence be to open someone’s eyes? You should run down to Starbucks with your friends and tell them your exciting story over coffee. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77256532 United States 02/04/2019 04:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | An old lady and young girl about 17 came to my door. The older lady asked me if I knew gods name? Quoting: Jenny222 I said no She then pulled out her apple phone and read me a passage, then she asked me if I wanted to get close to god. I said no sorry. The old lady then said okay bye , turned and practically ran down the front steps dropping her gloves. The young girl that was with her picked them up and followed her. It was weird. The old lady was scared of me. I felt so bad for the young girl, all I was thinking while they were at my door was I wish I could save this young lady. What would a quick 1 line sentence be to open someone’s eyes? You should run down to Starbucks with your friends and tell them your exciting story over coffee. |
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Louis in Richmond I have heard the deafening silence. User ID: 74081206 United States 02/04/2019 04:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | An old lady and young girl about 17 came to my door. The older lady asked me if I knew gods name? Quoting: Jenny222 I said no She then pulled out her apple phone and read me a passage, then she asked me if I wanted to get close to god. I said no sorry. The old lady then said okay bye , turned and practically ran down the front steps dropping her gloves. The young girl that was with her picked them up and followed her. It was weird. The old lady was scared of me. I felt so bad for the young girl, all I was thinking while they were at my door was I wish I could save this young lady. What would a quick 1 line sentence be to open someone’s eyes? The most obvious me would be to tell them that you have no original sin therefore their book does not apply to you. You can use as proof the fact that after Cain murdered Abel, he left Eden and married. Who did he marry? One of the other people. The other people whom did not have the original sin of Cain. Tell them you are descended from them and politely let them know you appreciated their ministry to you but that it of course does not apply to you. [God please forgive me for writing this.] the simple one is they dont believe that Jesus is the son of the living God. what does the bible say about those that dont believe he in the son of God? I believe those that deny him to others, he will deny before God. Until your military service has required you neutralize enemy combatants and invaders in the defense of your country, don't presume to tell us that have defended you that you don't support every shot we fired to eliminate that enemy. |