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2 Jehovah Witness came to my Door

 
Jenny222
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2 Jehovah Witness came to my Door
An old lady and young girl about 17 came to my door. The older lady asked me if I knew gods name?
I said no
She then pulled out her apple phone and read me a passage, then she asked me if I wanted to get close to god. I said no sorry. The old lady then said okay bye , turned and practically ran down the front steps dropping her gloves. The young girl that was with her picked them up and followed her.
It was weird.
The old lady was scared of me.
I felt so bad for the young girl, all I was thinking while they were at my door was I wish I could save this young lady.

What would a quick 1 line sentence be to open someone’s eyes?
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Ask them, Do you know God's secret name?
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I honestly think you'd be there all day trying to change

the young girls mind, who knows how long She's been

indoctrinated, sometimes it's best to say nothing.

But I do understand where you're coming from, .....
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Oh well
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I honestly think you'd be there all day trying to change

the young girls mind, who knows how long She's been

indoctrinated, sometimes it's best to say nothing.

But I do understand where you're coming from, .....
 Quoting: clock


Yeah I guess that’s why I didn’t bother.
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Ask them, Do you know God's secret name?
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Why would I do that? I don’t believe in God.
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Tell them that the reason they dont like doing what they are doing is that they shouldn't be doing it.
The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them.

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If you were to have engaged them, you could go like this.

"That's interesting that you use an apple product there, do you like them?"

"Oh yes I like it."

"And would you mind telling me why you prefer apple, fone there, over samschung or the others?"

"Oh well [blah blah blah answer]"

"Ah yes I see. Hmm well, Jehovah would never allow garbage tech like that to be in the hands of his servants. Good day."

And walk away knowing you gave them truth they can never argue against. They are in the hands of the evil one, while trying to tell you they aren't. The evil one is all the shitheads who made those shitty slab fones and all the java shit apps inside them. Worse than Deuteronomy that shit is.
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In this way you might proceed

"Do you think Steve Jobs is in hell?"

"Well no one goes to hell."

"Yes but he was a total jerk, and so would you agree that at least he DESERVES HELL?"

Logically trapping them thereby.
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Tell them that the reason they dont like doing what they are doing is that they shouldn't be doing it.
 Quoting: The Rickest Rick Sanchez


I like that.
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If you were to have engaged them, you could go like this.

"That's interesting that you use an apple product there, do you like them?"

"Oh yes I like it."

"And would you mind telling me why you prefer apple, fone there, over samschung or the others?"

"Oh well [blah blah blah answer]"

"Ah yes I see. Hmm well, Jehovah would never allow garbage tech like that to be in the hands of his servants. Good day."

And walk away knowing you gave them truth they can never argue against. They are in the hands of the evil one, while trying to tell you they aren't. The evil one is all the shitheads who made those shitty slab fones and all the java shit apps inside them. Worse than Deuteronomy that shit is.
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Yeah that’s why I mentioned the phone in my post. Kinda flashy for a servant of god!
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Or perhaps

"I see there that you are referring to the sacred parchment preserved over many centruies called "the bible", using an Amazon disposable junkware device."

"..."

"I ntocied your gesturing at the screen while speaking of God."

"yes..."

"How shameful to the scribes, of old, and of all time, and also to the papermakers guild, the life of Jeff Bezos is, wouldn't you agree?"

"..."

"And would you not also agree that anyone who uses the devices of Satan, such as this disposable junk you hold, should be chastized sevrely, lest they fall into the pit, of junk that doesn't work, or junk systems, that don't produce good fruit?"

"..."
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Yeah that’s why I mentioned the phone in my post. Kinda flashy for a servant of god!
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Why, how interesting.

I just noticed you are a female? Very cool that.

Uhm, do you think females are more easily victimized into holding the shit called "Apple gear"
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Or perhaps

"I see there that you are referring to the sacred parchment preserved over many centruies called "the bible", using an Amazon disposable junkware device."

"..."

"I ntocied your gesturing at the screen while speaking of God."

"yes..."

"How shameful to the scribes, of old, and of all time, and also to the papermakers guild, the life of Jeff Bezos is, wouldn't you agree?"

"..."

"And would you not also agree that anyone who uses the devices of Satan, such as this disposable junk you hold, should be chastized sevrely, lest they fall into the pit, of junk that doesn't work, or junk systems, that don't produce good fruit?"

"..."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69853547


Yeah next time I will chase her, cause she ran down my steps when I said no I did not want to be close to god.
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Yeah next time I will chase her, cause she ran down my steps when I said no I did not want to be close to god.
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Well, do not do so unless you have learning yourself, some women lack that.

Foremost, understand, Steve Jobs was the devil.
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I always feel bad for them, they stand around in my city, in the hallways of malls, on hard floors for literally hours on end with a stack of magazines, talking to each other, but no one really talks to them. They may say hi to you, you say hi back, and that's it.

They'll also stand out the blazing sun, for hours and hours. Hands folded.
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I always feel bad for them, they stand around in my city, in the hallways of malls, on hard floors for literally hours on end with a stack of magazines, talking to each other, but no one really talks to them. They may say hi to you, you say hi back, and that's it.

They'll also stand out the blazing sun, for hours and hours. Hands folded.
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Yes, iPhone users are a loathesome disgusting lot.
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Anyway, even without the crapware and crap tecch their idot master assign to them,

They are just lambs, that is all they are. Lambs don't bite, so just let them be. We will see if their prophecy about being put into hitler camps comes true, that's all they are waiting for. Even then, all they will be is lambs, led, sheared. Only, humans cannot be innocent as lambs can.
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I always feel bad for them, they stand around in my city, in the hallways of malls, on hard floors for literally hours on end with a stack of magazines, talking to each other, but no one really talks to them. They may say hi to you, you say hi back, and that's it.

They'll also stand out the blazing sun, for hours and hours. Hands folded.
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They always come to my house on the coldest day of the year.
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I've taken on these people before.

I am very versed in the word.

For everything they said, I had an answer to it!

They visited me twice, and the last time was with the pastor of their church.

He walked away defeated because I had the scripture backing but not persuaded to my points I made. We both just said, goodbye and not in an unfriendly way either.

BUT---you cannot change their mind. They are set with their belief system.
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asked them if they are here for the orgy the expression was priceless. walking away stuttering
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They stay away from my house after I told them I worship Lord Satan rockon
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An old lady and young girl about 17 came to my door. The older lady asked me if I knew gods name?
I said no
She then pulled out her apple phone and read me a passage, then she asked me if I wanted to get close to god. I said no sorry. The old lady then said okay bye , turned and practically ran down the front steps dropping her gloves. The young girl that was with her picked them up and followed her.
It was weird.
The old lady was scared of me.
I felt so bad for the young girl, all I was thinking while they were at my door was I wish I could save this young lady.

What would a quick 1 line sentence be to open someone’s eyes?
 Quoting: Jenny222

The most obvious me would be to tell them that you have no original sin therefore their book does not apply to you.

You can use as proof the fact that after Cain murdered Abel, he left Eden and married.

Who did he marry?

One of the other people. The other people whom did not have the original sin of Cain.

Tell them you are descended from them and politely let them know you appreciated their ministry to you but that it of course does not apply to you.

[God please forgive me for writing this.]

Last Edited by Louis in Richmond on 02/04/2019 03:49 PM
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An old lady and young girl about 17 came to my door. The older lady asked me if I knew gods name?
I said no
She then pulled out her apple phone and read me a passage, then she asked me if I wanted to get close to god. I said no sorry. The old lady then said okay bye , turned and practically ran down the front steps dropping her gloves. The young girl that was with her picked them up and followed her.
It was weird.
The old lady was scared of me.
I felt so bad for the young girl, all I was thinking while they were at my door was I wish I could save this young lady.

What would a quick 1 line sentence be to open someone’s eyes?
 Quoting: Jenny222

The most obvious me would be to tell them that you have no original sin therefore their book does not apply to you.

You can use as proof the fact that after Cain murdered Abel, he left Eden and married.

Who did he marry?

One of the other people. The other people whom did not have the original sin of Cain.

Tell them you are descended from them and politely let them know you appreciated their ministry to you but that it of course does not apply to you.

[God please forgive me for writing this.]
 Quoting: Louis in Richmond


the simple one is they dont believe that Jesus is the son of the living God.

what does the bible say about those that dont believe he

in the son of God?
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Jehovah Witnesses preach for THEIR own good not YOURS!
They don't give a flying fuck if you believe or convert or disagree....They're the ones who get brownie-points for preaching. It's just a league table.

According to them there's only enough room in heaven for the "144,000 anointed ones" and the more a JW preaches the closer that particular JW is to becoming one of the special 144,000.

The rest of us can all burn in hell for all they care. Just as long as they, and they alone, are in the 144,000.
We're all pawns, you know!
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Jehovas witnesses came to my door I told them to tell to go away cause I didn't see nothing.. What witness no comment I saw nothing I heard nothing..
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An old lady and young girl about 17 came to my door. The older lady asked me if I knew gods name?
I said no
She then pulled out her apple phone and read me a passage, then she asked me if I wanted to get close to god. I said no sorry. The old lady then said okay bye , turned and practically ran down the front steps dropping her gloves. The young girl that was with her picked them up and followed her.
It was weird.
The old lady was scared of me.
I felt so bad for the young girl, all I was thinking while they were at my door was I wish I could save this young lady.

What would a quick 1 line sentence be to open someone’s eyes?
 Quoting: Jenny222


You should run down to Starbucks with your friends and tell them your exciting story over coffee.
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An old lady and young girl about 17 came to my door. The older lady asked me if I knew gods name?
I said no
She then pulled out her apple phone and read me a passage, then she asked me if I wanted to get close to god. I said no sorry. The old lady then said okay bye , turned and practically ran down the front steps dropping her gloves. The young girl that was with her picked them up and followed her.
It was weird.
The old lady was scared of me.
I felt so bad for the young girl, all I was thinking while they were at my door was I wish I could save this young lady.

What would a quick 1 line sentence be to open someone’s eyes?
 Quoting: Jenny222


You should run down to Starbucks with your friends and tell them your exciting story over coffee.
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I know a few Jehovah witnesses, hard working, decent people
spreading the word is their duty
why hate them for that?
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An old lady and young girl about 17 came to my door. The older lady asked me if I knew gods name?
I said no
She then pulled out her apple phone and read me a passage, then she asked me if I wanted to get close to god. I said no sorry. The old lady then said okay bye , turned and practically ran down the front steps dropping her gloves. The young girl that was with her picked them up and followed her.
It was weird.
The old lady was scared of me.
I felt so bad for the young girl, all I was thinking while they were at my door was I wish I could save this young lady.

What would a quick 1 line sentence be to open someone’s eyes?
 Quoting: Jenny222

The most obvious me would be to tell them that you have no original sin therefore their book does not apply to you.

You can use as proof the fact that after Cain murdered Abel, he left Eden and married.

Who did he marry?

One of the other people. The other people whom did not have the original sin of Cain.

Tell them you are descended from them and politely let them know you appreciated their ministry to you but that it of course does not apply to you.

[God please forgive me for writing this.]
 Quoting: Louis in Richmond


the simple one is they dont believe that Jesus is the son of the living God.

what does the bible say about those that dont believe he

in the son of God?
 Quoting: Jake

I believe those that deny him to others, he will deny before God.
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