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Opioid users shit the bed...Every night.

 
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I was chatting on the phone to my nephew who has moved up north to Whitby in Yorkshire..He moved there to be with his girlfriend who he met on holiday in Spain..He managed to get a job as a postman and enjoyed the fist few months and settled in the town well..even though the people where a bit backward...Anyway..One day he had a parcel that needed signing for and knocked on the door to be met with wall of stench as soon as the front door opened..He said it smelt of human shit and took a step back..The lady at the door apologised for the smell and told him her husband was an Opioid abuser and that he shit the bed every night and sometimes in the day..She said she was used to the terrible smell and tried to get out of the house as much as she could and if it weren't for her weed smoking black lover down the road her life would be full of shit...My nephew asked if she would sign for the parcel and she refused stating that she would have to enter his bedroom with the parcel and as she was just off out she didn't want the stench to cling to her clothes...so she asked my nephew if he wouldn't mind taking it to her husbands bedroom to sign...Reluctantly my nephew said he would...so he made his way up the stairs as the stench got worse at every step and knocked on the door...Come in said this squeaky voice from the other side of the door..He opened the door and the smell nearly knocked him off his feet...He walked into the bedroom to be met with this scraggy little man sat at his computer with gayporn mags all strewn across the bed and floor.The smell was getting too much for my nephew to take so he asked the guy to sign and got out of the house fast...Well my nephew loves his job ..but he has been told that his post round will involve him having to knock on this door at least twice a week and he told me that he can never face that smell again....so what does he do...give up a good job that he enjoy's because some stinking Opioid abuser hasn't got the strength in his weak body to keep his arse cheeks together at bedtime...or does he tie the parcel to a house brick and throw it through the smelly bastards bedroom window..Which no doubt would see him arrested...What would you do.?..The lad is at his wits end.
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Re: Opioid users shit the bed...Every night.
the obvious answer is to only go to the door and no further.

I don't think he is required to enter a residence. I'd bet there are probably rules against that for safety.
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Cannabis destroys the heart and vascular system, dangerously lowers blood pressure and causes psychosis and paranoia

Gemma Moss, 31, becomes first woman in Britain to DIE from cannabis poisoning

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 Quoting: Cannabis Kills People


Don't suppose you drive a Toyota by any chance.
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 Quoting: Cannabis Kills People


Don't suppose you drive a Toyota by any chance.
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You already know I do as I have posted about it many times.
Cannabis destroys the heart and vascular system, dangerously lowers blood pressure and causes psychosis and paranoia

Gemma Moss, 31, becomes first woman in Britain to DIE from cannabis poisoning

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 Quoting: Deplorable Paw of Oak


OP is just butthurt I banned him from posting in my threads so he is making up stories.
Cannabis destroys the heart and vascular system, dangerously lowers blood pressure and causes psychosis and paranoia

Gemma Moss, 31, becomes first woman in Britain to DIE from cannabis poisoning

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coolstory
 Quoting: Cannabis Kills People


Don't suppose you drive a Toyota by any chance.
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You already know I do as I have posted about it many times.
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I don't know who the fuck you are.

And i suppose you live in Whitby Yorkshire as well do you.
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I don't know about that, the few I have known, are seriously constipated.....
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Opioids do the opposite. People with IBS would benefit greatly from it but no, druggies ruined that avenues.
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ohyeah ohyeah ohyeah ohyeah ohyeah


ohno ohno ohno ohno ohno ohno


Whitby Yorkshire ...... lmfao lmfao

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WRONG, opioids stop you up.
I was on them for a while after surgery. I was stopped up for weeks at a time. I was lucky to poop once a week.

They now market meds that help with that issue. The name of them escapes me at the moment.
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I don't know about that, the few I have known, are seriously constipated.....
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init,lol,
everyone knows they all are backed up with constipation,i used to work local AE bookins .we got to give em laxatives they get so bunged up, it is sometimes life threatening in some ,lol
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Haha
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wtfdid
 Quoting: Deplorable Paw of Oak


OP is just butthurt I banned him from posting in my threads so he is making up stories.
 Quoting: Cannabis Kills People


Did you shit a brick!? Lul
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Worse made up story I have ever read.
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Re: Opioid users shit the bed...Every night.
the obvious answer is to only go to the door and no further.

I don't think he is required to enter a residence. I'd bet there are probably rules against that for safety.
 Quoting: weeblewobble


yes... or he can take the chance and just drop off the parcel without a signature?
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I don't know about that, the few I have known, are seriously constipated.....
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Exactly, that shit, well, bounds shit up, in ya,, not the other way round.
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