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BREAKING!!! Two NASA satellites mysteriously silent after flying past Mars, and nobody knows WHY!!!

 
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NASA’s “WALL-E” satellite has mysteriously gone silent after zooming past Mars and the government space agency isn’t sure why.


The small satellite (known as a cube satellite or cubesat) is one of the first two to leave Earth’s orbit. The satellites have not communicated with the government space agency for more than a month, NASA said on Tuesday. The two MarCO spacecraft (MarCO-A and MarCO-B) were launched from Earth in May 2018 and it’s possible that the devices may have simply reached their limits.


The launch of the two MarCO (short for Mars Cube One) spacecraft was a demonstration project and done in conjunction with the InSight lander to show the prowess of these small satellites. They were nicknamed WALL-E and EVE after the Pixar characters of the same names and were last heard from on Dec. 29 and Jan. 4, respectively.



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A pair of briefcase-sized Nasa spacecraft have been lost after they flew past Mars.

The two robots – collectively known as Marco and nicknamed EVE and WALL-E – have flown so deep into space that the space agency is now unable to reach them, engineers said. It is unlikely the pair will ever be heard from again.

It has been more than a month since the robots were last heard from and they are now millions of miles beyond the red planet.



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lol "jet powered/steered satellites in the vacuum of space"
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Uhhhh, because there are no satellites flying past Mars, or any other place.
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Alines, wheres king triad and dr astro with each their explanation?
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Alines, wheres king triad and dr astro with each their explanation?
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Aliens
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lol "jet powered/steered satellites in the vacuum of space"
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NOBODY has ever claimed satelites were "jet powered.."even the kindergarten sandbox that is glp..
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Re: BREAKING!!! Two NASA satellites mysteriously silent after flying past Mars, and nobody knows WHY!!!
Cause there is no satellites up there. Duh. ;p

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the nazis are rebuilding it and it will be acused of slinging around mars and heading back to earth.we will recover the new upgraded version.the usa will hold the dominant edge in technology for another 100 years!
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I know why!







EVE and WALL-E are officially silent. The mystery is the fabrication.

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Re: BREAKING!!! Two NASA satellites mysteriously silent after flying past Mars, and nobody knows WHY!!!
NASA’s “WALL-E” satellite has mysteriously gone silent after zooming past Mars and the government space agency isn’t sure why.


The small satellite (known as a cube satellite or cubesat) is one of the first two to leave Earth’s orbit. The satellites have not communicated with the government space agency for more than a month, NASA said on Tuesday. The two MarCO spacecraft (MarCO-A and MarCO-B) were launched from Earth in May 2018 and it’s possible that the devices may have simply reached their limits.


The launch of the two MarCO (short for Mars Cube One) spacecraft was a demonstration project and done in conjunction with the InSight lander to show the prowess of these small satellites. They were nicknamed WALL-E and EVE after the Pixar characters of the same names and were last heard from on Dec. 29 and Jan. 4, respectively.



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Figures as much. NASA just won't learn it's lessons... not till Humanity is obliterated from the face of the Earth or permanently enslaved to a new off world or extra-dimenisonal master. Oh well... NASA will just get many more billions of dollars to stupidly waste easily.
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So, what they are saying is that because these things are so small, they don't have the power to broadcast a signal back to us in any strength strong enough for us to pickup again?

Seems legit. Most of those things are pretty big, and have satellite dishes to direct signals and stuff.
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A pair of briefcase-sized Nasa spacecraft have been lost after they flew past Mars.

The two robots – collectively known as Marco and nicknamed EVE and WALL-E – have flown so deep into space that the space agency is now unable to reach them, engineers said. It is unlikely the pair will ever be heard from again.

It has been more than a month since the robots were last heard from and they are now millions of miles beyond the red planet.



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I'll take a guess and say it has something to do with being the size of a briefcase LoL
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Re: BREAKING!!! Two NASA satellites mysteriously silent after flying past Mars, and nobody knows WHY!!!
NASA’s “WALL-E” satellite has mysteriously gone silent after zooming past Mars and the government space agency isn’t sure why.


The small satellite (known as a cube satellite or cubesat) is one of the first two to leave Earth’s orbit. The satellites have not communicated with the government space agency for more than a month, NASA said on Tuesday. The two MarCO spacecraft (MarCO-A and MarCO-B) were launched from Earth in May 2018 and it’s possible that the devices may have simply reached their limits.


The launch of the two MarCO (short for Mars Cube One) spacecraft was a demonstration project and done in conjunction with the InSight lander to show the prowess of these small satellites. They were nicknamed WALL-E and EVE after the Pixar characters of the same names and were last heard from on Dec. 29 and Jan. 4, respectively.



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First to leave earth orbit?? Haven’t heard of Voyager?
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Cause there is no satellites up there. Duh. ;p

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Ha wow. Now that’s a thought!
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Re: BREAKING!!! Two NASA satellites mysteriously silent after flying past Mars, and nobody knows WHY!!!
NASA’s “WALL-E” satellite has mysteriously gone silent after zooming past Mars and the government space agency isn’t sure why.


The small satellite (known as a cube satellite or cubesat) is one of the first two to leave Earth’s orbit. The satellites have not communicated with the government space agency for more than a month, NASA said on Tuesday. The two MarCO spacecraft (MarCO-A and MarCO-B) were launched from Earth in May 2018 and it’s possible that the devices may have simply reached their limits.


The launch of the two MarCO (short for Mars Cube One) spacecraft was a demonstration project and done in conjunction with the InSight lander to show the prowess of these small satellites. They were nicknamed WALL-E and EVE after the Pixar characters of the same names and were last heard from on Dec. 29 and Jan. 4, respectively.



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First to leave earth orbit?? Haven’t heard of Voyager?
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Poorly written NY Shitpost article. They are probably the first cubesats to leave earth orbit, though I'm not 100% sure that even that statistic is really true. It may be though.
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I don't believe this anymore
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All your satellites are belong to us!

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They have been Sterilised.
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All your satellites are belong to us!

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lol "jet powered/steered satellites in the vacuum of space"
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No mention of jets in the article....
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Some chap yesterday had a thread on Mars. He was having dreams or something. Wars on Mars?
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Re: BREAKING!!! Two NASA satellites mysteriously silent after flying past Mars, and nobody knows WHY!!!
By the way, these cubesats already completed their primary mission. Everything since then has been extra. It's not so mysterious, there are known issues those cubesats were dealing with that far out. But hey, clickbait works, so more clickbait will always be around the corner lol.
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lol "jet powered/steered satellites in the vacuum of space"
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NOBODY has ever claimed satelites were "jet powered.."even the kindergarten sandbox that is glp..
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So they are "magic powered" then, Pro?
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A pair of briefcase-sized Nasa spacecraft have been lost after they flew past Mars.

The two robots – collectively known as Marco and nicknamed EVE and WALL-E – have flown so deep into space that the space agency is now unable to reach them, engineers said. It is unlikely the pair will ever be heard from again.

It has been more than a month since the robots were last heard from and they are now millions of miles beyond the red planet.



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radio waves stop working after a hundred miles. they turn into pillows and sauce blankets
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Dey got stole by Miqqers?
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Re: BREAKING!!! Two NASA satellites mysteriously silent after flying past Mars, and nobody knows WHY!!!
By the way, these cubesats already completed their primary mission. Everything since then has been extra. It's not so mysterious, there are known issues those cubesats were dealing with that far out. But hey, clickbait works, so more clickbait will always be around the corner lol.
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