Wife & I got into a drunken fight in Vegas, she called the cops and they arrested her!

I hope this helps a bit... :1049rhb:



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super creepy anyone that wants dates... first and foremost super creepy. She was arrested a day before I had Sushi ("who even gives a flyin fuk?") One trip to jail you idiot. Just for really irrelevant charges intended to make American citizens feel less safe in general.

Gaaaaay

Now I'm an idiot? Ha, you said she scratched you AFTER finding the sushi receipt. So THEN she was arrested for DV, after they threw her drunk ass in the tank? Makes sense now. Thanks for clarifying.

Gaaaaay

Haha! Your smilies are just so laugh out loud! Even when you get into it with somebody, you come back with a funny. That's really good.

Call me gay again and I'll link to the police report if that will make you happy. Might as well let the world know who the happy loving couple is, right?

WHAT AGENCY ARE YOU WITH? We might even know each other. I'm game if you are.

Have you been at Pappy Bush's mansion? Do you know what Cosmic Clearance really means? Convince me or disappear. A lifetime of silence behind the green door? Mean anything to you. Been to Berlin recently.. been to Switzerland?

Are they nudes?

yeah I'm not among peers here. Trinity message me if you really want an update.. I'll never post here again. Anyone that can can find me I will respect with an answer. 13 days only.

ahhhh...you're bored with this story. on to the next.

This is LVPD, your partner left her prosthetic arm and glass eye behind, and we would like to have a little chat about the bag of dildo’s and butt-plugs you forgot at the front desk.

Are they nudes?

Chip can i get an upgrade? I want to post more personalized insulting photos - - and you're the key holder!

I wasn't wishing for nudes I was making sure they're not.

I hate you

For sure, she is pretty traumatized obviously. Recent argument is she found a $70 Sushi dinner on my credit card statement while she was in the can. A man's gotta eat though so whatever.. it was pretty difficult for me too at least psychologically.

I can only imagine what you went through physiologically to get through $70 worth of sushi. I’m certainly not mentally strong enough to do that. Hang in there buddy.

The proper protocol is to leave, go for a walk... and wait until she's calmed.

I could be breathing fire for five or ten minutes, but after that I'm calmed so you better run because only ashes will be left... but a hug or a simple "sorry" do wonders!

Sounds toxic. I'd get far away from ANYONE who would call the cops on me outside of a real emergency. She wanted to punish you and it backfired. All kinds of wrong here.

yep this is always the solution

Don't ever call the cops unless it's a life and death situation (or security guard in this case).

It will just f up your life, even if you're the victim.

What you need to do is.

1.Just before the counseling session, get a friend to slap you in the face as hard as he can.

2.On the way there ask her to hold onto your wallet for you , tell her it keeps slipping out of your pocket ( this will be important later ).

3.A small dab of liquid soap rubbed into your finger tip can be used to irritate your eye's so it looks like you've been crying.

4.During the session act timid and ALWAYS glance her way before meekly answering any of the therapists questions.

5.At some point in the session tell the therapist you want to show her the credit card the fight was over AND ASK YOUR WIFE FOR YOUR WALLET.

6.Mouth the words "Help Me." when your wife isn't looking.

yeah but that's crap sushi.. I had Uni imported from japan and lobster rolls.