Wife & I got into a drunken fight in Vegas, she called the cops and they arrested her!

Not abandoning the thread and thanks for the karma pin.. but I'm taking my wife out to dinner. Desperately needed at this point. thanks all, I'll check in later!

Not abandoning the thread and thanks for the karma pin.. but I'm taking my wife out to dinner. Desperately needed at this point. thanks all, I'll check in later!

What you need to do is.

1.Just before the counseling session, get a friend to slap you in the face as hard as he can.

2.On the way there ask her to hold onto your wallet for you , tell her it keeps slipping out of your pocket ( this will be important later ).

3.A small dab of liquid soap rubbed into your finger tip can be used to irritate your eye's so it looks like you've been crying.

4.During the session act timid and ALWAYS glance her way before meekly answering any of the therapists questions.

5.At some point in the session tell the therapist you want to show her the credit card the fight was over AND ASK YOUR WIFE FOR YOUR WALLET.

6.Mouth the words "Help Me." when your wife isn't looking.

Not abandoning the thread and thanks for the karma pin.. but I'm taking my wife out to dinner. Desperately needed at this point. thanks all, I'll check in later!