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Would you date Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez if you could?

 
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If you could go out with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, would you ask her out?
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I date her as a relic of the thirty's.
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I would fuck her in the ass and make her eat a can of cat food while I do finishing off woth a nice donkey punch at the end. When I'm done I will throw $11 on the floor next to her.
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No..she probably has more STI's than stormy daniels after being a barmaid in the bronx..
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Sure Id "date" her. Date her real good. Then throw her out the bed and shove her out the door.
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No!
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just so I could strangle it
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If you could go out with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, would you ask her out?
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Absolutely, no way.
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I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole, with your dick on the end of it!
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She has "lesbian" written all over her.

She's a single, feminist, radical liberal. I don't watch her interviews, but has anyone asked her about her personal life? As far as I can tell, she seems to be alone.

She is, at least, bi.
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If you could go out with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, would you ask her out?
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I'd grudge-fuck her. But that's about it.

But she's so dumb, she'll be coming back for more.
So I'd just make sure she only knows me on a first name basis and doesn't know where I live or work.
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No.

I demand at least an IQ of 60 in any woman I would date. I know that is a high standard and AOC doesn't make it, but I will not lower my high standards to go our with her ...

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too brainless for me
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Hell no, she got the HPV.
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Stop posting this shit AOC.
Your beauty is all in your mind.
For reals though.
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Yes, she's a hot-ass Latina ...

I'm all for unlimited immigration, just to bring in more Latinas!

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I'd fuck her in every hole, but never date her. She's not worth a meal and a movie. She is worth penetrating though.

I'd be a bit nervous about those teeth though - they could slice through anything. There's no need for IQ, just obedience.
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If you could go out with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, would you ask her out?
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She looks like a 12-year-old boy. If you find yourself attracted to her, you're a psychopathic pervert.
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She would have to agree to pay for the meal/drinks, with a BJ up front before the date, and guaranteed after dinner sex live streamed on the internet. Done. Sure under those terms.

Otherwise, she's a worthless hole that will not shut up.
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Lowest common denominator...Herbert was right.
Men would be enslaved by strong women in power of the state.

Slaves to an organ..The SPICE of life.
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Hell no. Plus, to have to listen to the annoying sound and timbre of its voice would hasten the inevitable liver disease this man would suffer...
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I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole, with your dick on the end of it!
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Good man.
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Re: Would you date Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez if you could?
Does Kotex have a cunt? Does she fuck anyone? She seems to have no life, other than to meddle in ours.

IF she has a natural born cunt, I will of course fill it. If not, she isn't a she.
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If you could go out with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, would you ask her out?
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Let me think about that a minute....

Yeah, not in 10 lifetimes.
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Ha ha ha ...

Hi there, AOC..

Welcome to Gee El Pees!

Nice thread!

PS - Do ya have any cool (hot) pics??

(Muhahahahaaa...)
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Not one Jody Foster mention? GLP, I am disappoint.
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If you could go out with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, would you ask her out?
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Probably not. Me asking her out would indicate real interest on my part.

However: if she asked ME out, I'd probably take her up on it. Not because I have any interest in socializing with her, but because I'd be hoping that it might open doors for me, and other, far worthier women would feel obligated to steal me away from her.

I'd tell her up front that she'd be responsible for all expenses. I'd probably also tell her that there'd be no commingling of DNA, not on one date, not after 500 dates.

If I even had to shake her retarded hand, I'd wear a latex glove.
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I imagine she talks a lot while getting railed.,prolly need to stuff a nerf football in her mouth or something?
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she a goddess.. absolutely
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This -- one hotass Latina !
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She's fairly average honestly.

And once you start subtracting points based on liberalism insanity you get a defecit. Which I guess is why liberals like her just as they like defecit.
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All of you losers would date her if you COULD

But she'd never give you the second look if she saw you in the street

Because you're all ugly losers and she's beautiful and she is a winner

She's too good for any of you
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No, and I think dumb and crazy are sexy as hell.

That bitch just won't shut up though, and I can't deal with that.