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Drinking two beers at one time

 
Wharf Rat
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02/09/2019 03:51 PM

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Drinking two beers at one time
Don't ask me any questions,

I won't tell you any lies
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02/09/2019 03:55 PM

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Re: Drinking two beers at one time
Work was shitty today. I ripped the fry-cutter off the wall, then blamed my boss.

Actually, that part was cool


After 4+ years and no pay raise, I don't give a flying nun anymore
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02/09/2019 03:59 PM
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Work was shitty today. I ripped the fry-cutter off the wall, then blamed my boss.

Actually, that part was cool


After 4+ years and no pay raise, I don't give a flying nun anymore
 Quoting: Wharf Rat


Bro i feel you.
Nay..
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02/09/2019 04:09 PM

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Re: Drinking two beers at one time
Work was shitty today. I ripped the fry-cutter off the wall, then blamed my boss.

Actually, that part was cool


After 4+ years and no pay raise, I don't give a flying nun anymore
 Quoting: Wharf Rat


Bro i feel you.
 Quoting: Nay.


Nah, it's all good.


Everyone else steals food. Drinks on the job. Steals stainless steel scrubbies... toilet paper

In my fantasy, I call OSHA and have the entire local chain shut down.

It's my pet project at the moment :)
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02/09/2019 04:22 PM

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Re: Drinking two beers at one time
Drinking: 20z can of Lagunitas IPA and 40 oz Mickeys

Thinking: Work ain't so bad...
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02/09/2019 04:24 PM

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Also thinking, maybe next week I'll start drinking at work

It's a fast food joint

Worst that could happen? I'd be in a better mood to tolerate all the millennial bullcrap.

Maybe have to take more piss breaks.

I never take breaks.


Maybe these stoner kids are on to something...
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02/09/2019 04:31 PM
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Re: Drinking two beers at one time
I have a 2 beer limit a beer in each hand at any given time!

beavis
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02/09/2019 04:36 PM

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Re: Drinking two beers at one time
I have a 2 beer limit a beer in each hand at any given time!

beavis
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Can you give me a ride to the liquor store?