Drinking two beers at one time

Work was shitty today. I ripped the fry-cutter off the wall, then blamed my boss.

Actually, that part was cool


After 4+ years and no pay raise, I don't give a flying nun anymore

Bro i feel you.

Nah, it's all good.


Everyone else steals food. Drinks on the job. Steals stainless steel scrubbies... toilet paper

In my fantasy, I call OSHA and have the entire local chain shut down.

It's my pet project at the moment :)

Drinking: 20z can of Lagunitas IPA and 40 oz Mickeys

Thinking: Work ain't so bad...

Also thinking, maybe next week I'll start drinking at work

It's a fast food joint

Worst that could happen? I'd be in a better mood to tolerate all the millennial bullcrap.

Maybe have to take more piss breaks.

I never take breaks.


Maybe these stoner kids are on to something...

I have a 2 beer limit a beer in each hand at any given time!

Can you give me a ride to the liquor store?