tonight I'm going to kill my wife with kindness

Beta!

I hope you're not the guy with the machete named "Kindness" that attacked his neighbor a couple weeks ago...

XD

Are both of you logical people? You should be able to talk things through, apologize when wrong, pull your weight...then sort the small stuff out. Make your home your castle. Be happy. Tell your wife I said so. I’m happily married.

you sound like you want my wife. do you? you can, you know

Women always see through bullshit eventually

He's got a knife with the words kindness on it...

Of course he does... he always has a knife.hes a male

I’m not gay, so no thank you.

That's not gonna hold up in court

It’s going to drive her nuts.

She wants to yell and scream. She uses you to “get it all out “. Make sure you video record it secretly. Being nice and respectful. may get out of hand.

Buy her a new vibe.
We-Vibe Melt.
Science bro
Thank me l8ter
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