Washington State Bill Proposes ‘Composting’ of Human Corpses **What could possibly go wrong! Soylent Green!

I really don't care. I'm going to be buried in a plot in a casket with a headstone according to religious tradition. My kids will visit my grave. They will bring their grandchildren and say there is your great grandpa and grandma.
Jesus wasn't composted or cremated, he was entombed. A casket is as close as I can get.

Cremation destroys DNA does it not?

Come on honey hurry up and die, it's almost spring and the roses need fertilizer.

First of all, with my loved ones, they're going to be held for at least a week or more, so they're actually deceased. Not embalmed.

Then cremated.

And the dust will either be buried in a favorite spot or scattered in a beautiful nature setting.

Period.

Anything else is gross beyond.

Here comes the plague that wipes out civilisation.

...just an easier way to get away with murder...they'll never find a composted body...

Talk about burying the lead.

That they have to vote to allow this is the true bullshit.

Keep your damned formaldehyde out of my arteries, and shove your double-walled steel coffin with a reinforced concrete burial vault up your ass.

I'll take personal Liberty and a pine box in a quiet field over your corrupt department of public safety regulations any day.

Everything about that sounds horrific on so many levels.

Cremation for me. The state can fuck off.

If the composed corpses were mixed with late aborted fetuses, it might even taste good.

It's pretty clear... Liberalism IS a mental illness.

I just don't understand why liberals have abandon all logic and reason?

prepping us for mass graves in washington state.i wonder if thats a sunami from antartica?
the wave gets bigger as it concentrates to the top of planet.

Yeah, and spending thousands on a casket and burial vault that goes into the ground is sane?

This kind of shit is the reason I...

Bones don't decompose in 7 weeks. There is more they are not telling us. They will have to gut the body and cut muscle away from bone to get the speedy decomposition they are suggesting.

They will have to crush the bone or use chemical vats to dissolve them. So how is that more energy efficient?

Don't eat the tomatoes

I talked to a master composter about this. Alkaline hydrolysis makes low nutrient compost.

I wood chipper and a hot 150-175 degree pile six months will kill all those human Cootie's.

If after the fall you make poo compost keep the temperature up at 150- 175 and leave it there for 6 months to year.

Yes we this was after that episode of Shameless.

NIMBY (not in my back yard)

I've said that before. We need cute shops in every mall where anyone can walk in and "checkout".

You could buy it like a franchise, like Subway or Jimmy John's.

You could call it something like "The Buck Stops Here" or "End of the Line Wine" where you get to sip wine till you die. "The Last Stop Shop" is good.

Now in Washington you may soon be able to get composted! That would make it even easier. After you get dead,they can run you thru a chipper and spray the remains out into the corn field.

You could eliminate nursing homes! Just bring in dad or grandma and get them recycled.

The future looks great!

Wood chipper...quick, efficient, and cheap.

Which is done by burial anyway .

What they are proposing is composting to fertilize crops

Well, they promote self cannanilisation under the ruse of veganism.
Compost is added to the soil for growing crops.
Vegans detest the idea of animal manure enriching their soil.
Doesn't take much to conclude that their agenda is to grow the vegan crops in soil enriched by mankind's remains.

funerals, burials are ridiculous. put the corpses to good use.

All i know is that burying corpses that have been pumped full of chemicals and wasting millions of acres of good land is ridiculous . Death is a money making industry , it's a sure thing just as being a doctor in the beginning.

In india everyone's corpse is burned along there river banks a ceremony is performed and the soul is let to be free.

And why don't more people donate organs ??? ye all think your gonna need it while your rotting away in the ground or burning in a furnace.

Then the Sopranos get the contract and it's just waste management, off to the dump you go

Hopefully i can have my remains spread over DISNEYLAND from a plane.

Oh, I won't be cremated. Or whole. Superman outfit might be a nice touch though.

Like Carlin said, Get those kids people, while they're young.

Like...soup stock. They can cook us down to bouillon cubes.

Mother fuckers don't even have respect for the dead.

Peeps. It's what for dinner.