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What type of car is always driving slow?

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/10/2019 10:00 PM
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Re: What type of car is always driving slow?
Everyone knows it's a motherfucking prius. Especially the ones with the "#Civility and #Choose2bkind bumper stickers on the back, along with all kinds of Trump hating bullshit.
Zorro A. Knievel Esq.

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02/10/2019 10:04 PM

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Re: What type of car is always driving slow?
I've always wanted to buy an old unmarked
Crown Vic and drive the speed limit or slightly under in the hammer lane on the highway.
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02/10/2019 10:06 PM
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Re: What type of car is always driving slow?
No the car has been named I want the colorchuckle
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Re: What type of car is always driving slow?
Black. Or red.
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02/10/2019 10:07 PM
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Re: What type of car is always driving slow?
Any and all Versas.
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Re: What type of car is always driving slow?
No the car has been named I want the colorchuckle
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silver. silver cars are unappealing to me, and give too much glare when its sunny
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Re: What type of car is always driving slow?
I've always wanted to buy an old unmarked
Crown Vic and drive the speed limit or slightly under in the hammer lane on the highway.
 Quoting: Zorro A. Knievel Esq.


But why?

If you want to mimic a police vehicle, that doesn't work anymore, you must be really old or low-IQ.

You need a dodge charger (color dependent on the dominant LE color in your state) and buy/install a push bumper online for the front grille.
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02/10/2019 10:11 PM
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Re: What type of car is always driving slow?
K. I'm buzzed. I'll play. red.
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02/10/2019 10:12 PM
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Re: What type of car is always driving slow?
No the car has been named I want the colorchuckle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14813962


The grey prius. No shit.
Zorro A. Knievel Esq.

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Re: What type of car is always driving slow?
I've always wanted to buy an old unmarked
Crown Vic and drive the speed limit or slightly under in the hammer lane on the highway.
 Quoting: Zorro A. Knievel Esq.


But why?

If you want to mimic a police vehicle, that doesn't work anymore, you must be really old or low-IQ.

You need a dodge charger (color dependent on the dominant LE color in your state) and buy/install a push bumper online for the front grille.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77098490


I live in the middle of nowhere, half the cruisers are still Crown Vice...
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Re: What type of car is always driving slow?
Toyota Camry right? That really ugly Toyata grey/green...
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02/10/2019 10:21 PM

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Re: What type of car is always driving slow?
My truck,

DFI Bumper with a WWG1WGA letters and a Gadsden flag..


Gadsden


45 in a 55 all fucking day..



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02/10/2019 10:24 PM

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Re: What type of car is always driving slow?
No the car has been named I want the colorchuckle
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The grey prius. No shit.
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^^THIS

OP is full of shit, it's gray or silver priasses
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Re: What type of car is always driving slow?
Toyota Camry right? That really ugly Toyata grey/green...
 Quoting: Zorro A. Knievel Esq.


Hehhehe. Yeah. That puke godawful dark green color. Well now you all know. Beware.
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02/10/2019 10:28 PM
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Re: What type of car is always driving slow?
any car that has an out of tune engine will be slow.
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Re: What type of car is always driving slow?
That color just screams "I'm old as shit and shouldn't be driving"
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02/10/2019 10:29 PM
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Re: What type of car is always driving slow?
any car that has an out of tune engine will be slow.
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the most glorious state of tune evar!:

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Re: What type of car is always driving slow?
That color just screams "I'm old as shit and shouldn't be driving"
 Quoting: Zorro A. Knievel Esq.


I've seen all types driving that car but everytime I see it I know what's coming...
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02/10/2019 10:30 PM
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Re: What type of car is always driving slow?
Ok what car is always a problem, always the drivers drive way under the speed limit, and they are in the fast lane on the freeway?
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Anyone with a handicap liscence.
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You win THE prize. :)
Zorro A. Knievel Esq.

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02/10/2019 10:33 PM

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Re: What type of car is always driving slow?
That color just screams "I'm old as shit and shouldn't be driving"
 Quoting: Zorro A. Knievel Esq.


I've seen all types driving that car but everytime I see it I know what's coming...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14813962


Maybe it's the color? My Fiance drove a Hyundai of a similar color and I want to cut her license up into tiny little pieces sometimes lol...
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02/10/2019 10:54 PM
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Re: What type of car is always driving slow?
That color just screams "I'm old as shit and shouldn't be driving"
 Quoting: Zorro A. Knievel Esq.


I've seen all types driving that car but everytime I see it I know what's coming...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14813962


Maybe it's the color? My Fiance drove a Hyundai of a similar color and I want to cut her license up into tiny little pieces sometimes lol...
 Quoting: Zorro A. Knievel Esq.


No it's definitely a toyota camrytounge
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02/10/2019 10:56 PM

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Re: What type of car is always driving slow?
Boomer in a new red mustang. Always 5 below speed limit
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02/10/2019 11:08 PM
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Re: What type of car is always driving slow?
It's the car being driven by an Asian. Or a 8eaner.
Or it's also those stupid Volkwagon Busses from the 60's that some hippie dickhead is putting along in goin 35 MPH in everyone's way.
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Re: What type of car is always driving slow?
Old people cars.
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02/10/2019 11:09 PM
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Re: What type of car is always driving slow?
Boomer in a new red mustang. Always 5 below speed limit
 Quoting: wingnut1234


lmao
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02/10/2019 11:42 PM
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Re: What type of car is always driving slow?
A slowmobile
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Re: What type of car is always driving slow?
Maroon Buick regal or lesabre
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02/10/2019 11:50 PM

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Re: What type of car is always driving slow?
Everyone knows it's a motherfucking prius. Especially the ones with the "#Civility and #Choose2bkind bumper stickers on the back, along with all kinds of Trump hating bullshit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77098490


I would have guessed a Prius also. I have seen alot of slow-ass Prius drivers over the years.

My friend drives a gold Camry but he drives normal/avg speeds.

Years ago it was VW buses and mini-vans that seemed the slowest.. (and old Cadillacs!)
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02/10/2019 11:55 PM

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Re: What type of car is always driving slow?
Boomer in a new red mustang. Always 5 below speed limit
 Quoting: wingnut1234


Worried about being noticed by cops!

I rented one (on vacation) back in 2003 and WA police and Canadian Customs/Border Agents sure noticed and wanted to search it.

Same with my white Mustang.

Do not drive a Mustang if you don't like police-attention...

I have also seen some very slow Corvette drivers over the years also (old boomers).
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Re: What type of car is always driving slow?
Fords.