What type of car is always driving slow?

Everyone knows it's a motherfucking prius. Especially the ones with the "#Civility and #Choose2bkind bumper stickers on the back, along with all kinds of Trump hating bullshit.

I've always wanted to buy an old unmarked
Crown Vic and drive the speed limit or slightly under in the hammer lane on the highway.

No the car has been named I want the color

Black. Or red.

Any and all Versas.

silver. silver cars are unappealing to me, and give too much glare when its sunny

But why?

If you want to mimic a police vehicle, that doesn't work anymore, you must be really old or low-IQ.

You need a dodge charger (color dependent on the dominant LE color in your state) and buy/install a push bumper online for the front grille.

K. I'm buzzed. I'll play. red.

The grey prius. No shit.

I live in the middle of nowhere, half the cruisers are still Crown Vice...

Toyota Camry right? That really ugly Toyata grey/green...

My truck,

DFI Bumper with a WWG1WGA letters and a Gadsden flag..


:Gadsden:


45 in a 55 all fucking day..



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^^THIS

OP is full of shit, it's gray or silver priasses

Hehhehe. Yeah. That puke godawful dark green color. Well now you all know. Beware.

any car that has an out of tune engine will be slow.

That color just screams "I'm old as shit and shouldn't be driving"

the most glorious state of tune evar!:

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I've seen all types driving that car but everytime I see it I know what's coming...

You win THE prize. :)

Maybe it's the color? My Fiance drove a Hyundai of a similar color and I want to cut her license up into tiny little pieces sometimes lol...

No it's definitely a toyota camry

Boomer in a new red mustang. Always 5 below speed limit

It's the car being driven by an Asian. Or a 8eaner.
Or it's also those stupid Volkwagon Busses from the 60's that some hippie dickhead is putting along in goin 35 MPH in everyone's way.

Old people cars.

A slowmobile

Maroon Buick regal or lesabre

I would have guessed a Prius also. I have seen alot of slow-ass Prius drivers over the years.

My friend drives a gold Camry but he drives normal/avg speeds.

Years ago it was VW buses and mini-vans that seemed the slowest.. (and old Cadillacs!)

Worried about being noticed by cops!

I rented one (on vacation) back in 2003 and WA police and Canadian Customs/Border Agents sure noticed and wanted to search it.

Same with my white Mustang.

Do not drive a Mustang if you don't like police-attention...

I have also seen some very slow Corvette drivers over the years also (old boomers).

Fords.