My girlfriend is still upset I gave her plastic flowers for Valentines day

"A wise man listens to the message and uses his logic and discernment to process it, a fool negates the message by prejudging the messenger."

"He whose centre is everywhere and whose circumference is nowhere."

Prayer.....the world's first wireless connection.

I'm a real American of Mexican decent.

Respect The Flag of The Good OL' USA

You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?

“If you'll let me tell you what I imagine about myself, you'll find it a lot more interesting” –Anne Shirley


"Seemingly your father nor mother taught you that as a man, it's your job to protect and provide for women and lead strong families. As men, had you done your job, you wouldn't be living in a matriarchal society." - Janedoenut, 2018

“If you'll let me tell you what I imagine about myself, you'll find it a lot more interesting” –Anne Shirley


"Seemingly your father nor mother taught you that as a man, it's your job to protect and provide for women and lead strong families. As men, had you done your job, you wouldn't be living in a matriarchal society." - Janedoenut, 2018

Approaching the line

"Be wary of mathematicians, particularly when they speak the truth." - Augustine

I sign all my Karma

Polymath supreme

BTW.... Any grammatical errors (or incorrect words) are due to Spellcheck fucking hating me.....did you see, it auto fucking capitalism the word Spellcheck