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People that hate me..... this is you and your car.

 
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Damn. The only guy on earth who could make Little Richard look macho.5a
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Damn. The only guy on earth who could make Little Richard look macho.5a
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And remember when you told everybody you went to compete in the World's Strongest Man competition? Yeah well here's what you really did


Ohhh yeah Travolta.... take a lesson, power ponies is the high sign giving me the Night Fever!

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Re: People that hate me..... this is you and your car.
So here's you now at the pinnacle of your cars/driving years, where yer daddy said you'd end up from the day you were born, but yer momma said "don't blame me, the nurse switched the incabaters with that city slicker baby while the good country doctor winked and looked the other way."


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So.... yeah on that, now here's you when yer 70 heading to the senior center for tea and cheapo Kmart crumpets and a rousing round of bingo, imagining you could be the next HERO of the competition!



Whoa, careful you don't floor it cuz the power whiplash could stretch yer neck like a Slinky
damned
Trivia data; I like how how the deluxe model seat has real springs, not just stuffed with Tijuana horse manure.
5a

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Re: People that hate me..... this is you and your car.
.... and here's how you and your car will finally end up.... in a dimension much like the present, yet some how lost in time and space..


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What about those two wall crashes on the right, don't they have bumper car referees to spring 'em loose, get back in the action?
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.... and here's how you and your car will finally end up.... in a dimension much like the present, yet some how lost in time and space..


bike
alien11
What about those two wall crashes on the right, don't they have bumper car referees to spring 'em loose, get back in the action?
headlessch
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This is be your favorite song before you finally go croaky toads, soothing yet not to peppy.


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And that's your favorite muffler
but I like your snazzy dash
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You're a waste of space and air.
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And that's your favorite muffler
but I like your snazzy dash
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You're a waste of space and air.
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That's what my dad often said, mom quietly sighed and nodded.

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Re: People that hate me..... this is you and your car.
Hang on..., after the nurse says the cards in the spokes and wheel chairs are just to dangerous, one final scene before you totally disintegrate into the oblivion ....

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Re: People that hate me..... this is you and your car.
BTW I luv people that can't stand me, they're inspirational in the purest sense, in spite of themselves..... and their cars... which is their true souls personified.


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Opsssss.. i almost forgot, here's you racing me at the drag strip...


cheers
Did yer carburetor backfire a lil bit, kinda like a party popper gone wild... Opssss.....?
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Oh and here's when you went for a nice courtesy airplane ride you won in a box of Crackerjacks with the hansom pilot at the airport


opsss....
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Oh BTW there is just one more factoid for review. Here's your brand spanking new car as you pulled out of the dealership.


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Oh BTW there is just one more factoid for review. Here's your brand spanking new car at the rail road crossing;


u2efine
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Man sorry about your logging truck, you were probably trucking that in to build a new house after your old one got demolished by a rouge meteor.
You know that whole 60's, Age of Aquarius karma thingy. What a bummer that was.
rolleyes


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Kooel. headbang
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Kooel. headbang
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Yeah...man what a HEAP! luv it. Like my college ... colegg ...colegge... BillyBob would say
"cuzin that thang so ugly it couldnt hep but go all the way round n come out purdy fer cryin out loud"
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Oh BTW here's your fancy smancy executive Mercedes minivan which ran out of gas at your favorite gourmet restaurant, McDonald's drive thru, for blocking traffic


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Just one more thing, when you went to the drive in in your VW bus on your big night out this is what you saw, which is the same movie you always see, over and over and over again, thru your coke bottle glasses like a zombie in a tread mill, in the Twilight Zone of your stagnant vacuum sponge rubber mind.


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Kooel. headbang
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Yeah...man what a HEAP! luv it. Like my college ... colegg ...colegge... BillyBob would say
"cuzin that thang so ugly it couldnt hep but go all the way round n come out purdy fer cryin out loud"
5a
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Cheech & Chong have to make a new movie just to have this sled in it. I can picture 8 of their illegal muchachos in the back and the smoke rolling out from every seam right now.

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All racists must die...
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...oh did I mention... this is what happened when you were on the Gong Show but even that wasn't bad enough so...

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and here's you showing off with your other cars at the crik which didn't work out so well


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and remember this when you were being the BIG BAD JOHN WAYNE CAR HERO of the century?


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And remember when you told everyone you were going with Wayne Carini 'Chasing Classic cars' to Amelia Island for a new TV episode photo shoot, to wear a high class city slicker straw hat and tie, for snobby strutting around judging the millionaires classic cars because you had to park your VW bus out back? And all your envious admirers said "Whoooaaa high class, dude's uptown" Well here's where you really went smoking your way to TACOs BELLching.

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and here's you winning first place at the dog show


oh BTW the rules require the dog and owner to be a tandem tag team entrance? beer2

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Oh this just in. Remember when you were bragging about just finishing building your high rise Dodge Ram hemi pickup truck with 50" chrome wheels and a full chrome roll cage with hunting lights on the roof, tipping your cowboy hat back and everybody was giving you high fives and you were the hero of the bar?
Well while you were getting hammered, basking in the glory your neighbor lady just snuk into your back yard and posted a YouTube video of it


Ummm hmmm... the only thing missing is your Ugliest Dog in the World drooling with his tongue hanging out next to your big whoop rifle rack dime store cowboy hunting BB gun. Boys next round's on me.
DOrolleyes
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What do you drive opie?
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What do you drive opie?
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Oh oh didn't see that coming


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What do you drive opie?
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Oh oh didn't see that coming


bike
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I see you still have the OEM Packard tool kit (sitting on the fender) there. cheers
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What do you drive opie?
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Oh oh didn't see that coming


bike
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If that’s you and what you drive I have great respect. You’re probably not and in early twenties, think a cool car is a newer Camaro and only leave the basement to microwave some of moms ramen for breakfast, well....?