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People that hate me..... this is you and your car.

 
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Bythe way I watched the vids, don’t want to get finger smached by one of those hammers!!
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Wait..... WHAT.... now you're gonna fight back try to save face and overhaul that hunk of junk? No way shove it out on the street and call up the steam roller guy and get it over with! Just recycle this rusted shrapnel into a mass of barbed wire like it already is.


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Here ya go call these guys up


neener
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that bus is in incredibly sought after, I’d love to drive it looking as is, plenty of room inside air cooled, simple machine, you saw how easy it was to start after 40 or so years, that says something about reliability doesn’t it?
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Yeah I know I had one, we deserted the Navy from Moffet Field when we got back from Nam, it blew up in Eugene Organ on our way to Canada, guess your supposed to add oil. I love the Rat Rod look, wouldn't change a thing,
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Wait..... WHAT.... now you're gonna fight back try to save face and overhaul that hunk of junk? No way shove it out on the street and call up the steam roller guy and get it over with! Just recycle this rusted shrapnel into a mass of barbed wire like it already is.


agumball
Here ya go call these guys up


neener
 Quoting: DGN
that bus is in incredibly sought after, I’d love to drive it looking as is, plenty of room inside air cooled, simple machine, you saw how easy it was to start after 40 or so years, that says something about reliability doesn’t it?
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Yeah I know I had one, we deserted the Navy from Moffet Field when we got back from Nam, it blew up in Eugene Organ on our way to Canada, guess your supposed to add oil. I love the Rat Rod look, wouldn't change a thing,
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You MURDERD it?!
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Wait..... WHAT.... now you're gonna fight back try to save face and overhaul that hunk of junk? No way shove it out on the street and call up the steam roller guy and get it over with! Just recycle this rusted shrapnel into a mass of barbed wire like it already is.


agumball
Here ya go call these guys up


neener
 Quoting: DGN
that bus is in incredibly sought after, I’d love to drive it looking as is, plenty of room inside air cooled, simple machine, you saw how easy it was to start after 40 or so years, that says something about reliability doesn’t it?
 Quoting: Golfcart 77110102


Yeah I know I had one, we deserted the Navy from Moffet Field when we got back from Nam, it blew up in Eugene Organ on our way to Canada, guess your supposed to add oil. I love the Rat Rod look, wouldn't change a thing,
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You MURDERD it?!
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No we replaced the roaring 36 hp with our last $284, went flat broke and returned to Moffet. Lesson learned, jet mechanics shouldn't smoke so much weed, doesn't leave enough combined situational awareness to a oil to a 36hp slug.
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Nice save, slug? Yes... but I found that speed and power will get me in trouble, golfcarts and mini bikes are more fun for me than razors and bullet bikes, I’d love to spend all my time tinkering on that bus, I’ve got a Toyota previa van that is as close to a VW bus without being VW, had it 14 years, leave my supercharged Toyota truck at home 95% of the time.
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I like the loose long sleeve shirt sleeves right next to the spinning pulley and belt. Reminds me of a safety video!
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I like the loose long sleeve shirt sleeves right next to the spinning pulley and belt. Reminds me of a safety video!
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Oh no worries, most guys could wrestle that motor down flat stall out.
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...and remember when you were at your farm in India smoking pipe with the Rahariaji de Excellence, while Ravi Shankar was playing his magnificent Egyptian sitar in the tiki torch palace, with the ruby ruby belly dancers.... bragging about how you were on mission to bring crops to the starving commoners? Yeah well this is all that really happened.


So uhhhh yeah, remember your glorious training roots, back in Radiator Springs?


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neener
And that's your favorite muffler
but I like your snazzy dash
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People that hate me..... this is you and your car. chuckle



thank god .. was zum Teufel
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Vee Dub FTW!

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700 hp bug, did it evolve from the bus?
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Oh and here's you pretending your Indiana Jones hoping nobody would notice on a nice refreshing adventure


Well ok...... I give ya credit for this.... but then again....
1doh1

Opsss... well shucks then again maybe not there Jonesies
hf
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Oh and here's you pretending your Indiana Jones hoping nobody would notice on a nice refreshing adventure


Well ok...... I give ya credit for this.... but then again....
1doh1

Opsss... well shucks then again maybe not there Jonesies
hf
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The dune buggies,dayum.... the dangerous roads, well, you would have to be sober,, count me out!
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neener
And that's your favorite muffler
but I like your snazzy dash
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Oh and btw after you finally got that hideous thang (a virtual reflection of your secret inner soul turned inside out) finally started and put it in reverse, it gernaded (from forty days and forty nights of degenerating antimatter into a black hole dimension,) like Mt Killamangero, ... and when the smoke finally cleared, after the fire trucks left, firemen shaking their heads in pity, and you dusted the incinerator ash off your singed Boris Brezhnev eye brows you saw me on what's left of your smoking big screen.....


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Opssss I almost forgot, Remember that time you were at the Concourse De Elegance Grand Dinner, sipping champagne under the golden chandler, candle lights flickering congratulateingly on your golden lapel Official Buyer badge while the orchestra played, while you threw roses at the waitresses, celebrating your purchase of a classic XKE?
Yeah well here's what really arrived when Pedro's Towing truck deliverer your precious $150 prize from the Tijuana junk yard.


Oh by golly I'm soooo sorry that when you backed it out of the shop (another $100,000 later) the huge Dippsy Dumpster trash truck Jose and the boys were driving (yeah.... people shouldn't leave half full Tequila bottles out there ya know), didn't notice and smashed your Jag flatter than a dog food can.
Shucks.
Maybe you can nail it up on your garage wall, you know, next to your beloved VW bus?
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and remember that time you were wearing your red, white, and blue sweatshirt with sleeves cut off, and you rolled your beloved VW bus out on the driveway and put a huge Walmart flag on it, with a hidden fan to make it flap, and you invited the whole neighborhood over for a Fourth of July BBQ and happy fireworks celebration at your house?


chorus
Dang dude next time forget the M80s and stick to sparklers.

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Dayun tissue
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Dayun tissue
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Yeah.... they almost had it but....
bricks
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Dayun tissue
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Yeah.... they almost had it but....
bricks
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Poor thing looks like it spent 10 years chained to the bow of a Russian ice breaker.
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I've been on a kick watching these types of vids. I'm astonished at some of the old ass cars that have been sitting for 30+ yrs that fire with a battery and gas. I'd have to pour ATF the cylinders and change oil before I even attempted to fire an old engine. There are some crazy Canadians that start shit I can't believe. How the fuck do the starters even still work on some of these old 50s and 60s cars?
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Hold it till the valves float as soon as it idles after sitting for 35 years.
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Dayun tissue
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Yeah.... they almost had it but....
bricks
dogpile
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Poor thing looks like it spent 10 years chained to the bow of a Russian ice breaker.
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Yeah... I 'feel' ya...
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I've been on a kick watching these types of vids. I'm astonished at some of the old ass cars that have been sitting for 30+ yrs that fire with a battery and gas. I'd have to pour ATF the cylinders and change oil before I even attempted to fire an old engine. There are some crazy Canadians that start shit I can't believe. How the fuck do the starters even still work on some of these old 50s and 60s cars?
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Hold it till the valves float as soon as it idles after sitting for 35 years.
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No worries if the pistons move first they'll slam the vales back snug into place...if they ever loosen up or what ever happens next, as these things go.
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So I just received this memo from the Harbor Master;

Remember that time you were at the Yacht Club wearing your whites and your flash dance gold braided captain's hat you picked up at the thrift store, sitting strategically under the World Cup wall mural, like you were there, having Lobster Ole', which you supposedly had flown in fresh that morning by some idiot from Zanzibar . Yeah and you were telling your guests, the President, a millionaire and his wife, a professor and Mary Ann what a great voyage you were taking them on to an uncharted desert isle, and buying them round after round of imported Egyptian Cognac which you had curiously supplied the bar tender with earlier. But when you all went down to the dock to board your exquisite world class yacht some snooty pelicans gnawed through your mooring ropes and your yacht drifted out to sea.
.... O H H H H S H U C K S .....


By golly that's a real shame.
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....and here's me and a few of my boats


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Capsizing boats vid reminds me to just stay off the water, the expensive yachts remind me what I’d do with a LOT of money..
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Capsizing boats vid reminds me to just stay off the water, the expensive yachts remind me what I’d do with a LOT of money..
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Yeah I know that's why I usually retrofit mine with helicopters. Besides I may need to make a quick Starbucks run for when the President drops by for advice. He usually gives me a heads up, phones in his favorite flavor on my GPS thingy.
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Yes Holier than thou supposed Christian. My car rattles and rums. I'm pretty sure you hear me coming. I'm shameless. Forgive me.
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Which one's you they all look good to me? Your that 53 roof rack Chevy aren't ya?

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Remember that time you were all suited up in your safari gear, and everybody was proudly welcoming you home from your fearless African wild animal photo shoot for a David Atenboro TV Special? And you were telling everyone you got some really classic shots of charging lions and ragging baboons attacking you, but especially this footage of a most fearsome rabid rhino charging you at full speed and you had no choice but to shoot him down with your AK47? Yeah.... well here's a video of you I just received from the local zookeeper;


drevil

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Oh uhhhh.... BTY remember that time you supposedly were at Strugis at the Big Woopy Doo Big Dog Saloon, slammimg a few cold ones with a Robbie Knievel goof ball look-a-like dork, in your cutoff leathers wearing your burlap bag shirt with "BAD TO THE BONE" cheapo spray painted on the back and weekend paste on tatoos bragging about going to Orange County Choppers to pick up your wickedest of all custom old school choppers Paul Sr personally built just for you, becausr you ride so hard? Yeah.... well here's a movie of that I recently receive from Sir Arlo Guthrie of Motorsickles America of your faboulous new bike and you choking on the smoke


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