People that hate me..... this is you and your car.

I see you still have the OEM Packard tool kit (sitting on the fender) there.

If that’s you and what you drive I have great respect. You’re probably not and in early twenties, think a cool car is a newer Camaro and only leave the basement to microwave some of moms ramen for breakfast, well....?

And by the way, if I had an address to that VW bus, I would hot wire it and drive it home like a scalded dog, cops on me like blues bothers just cause it is soooo damn cool! My parents had those when I grew up, loved them..

My first car was a Sweet 53 Hudson Hornet, Twin-H-power, 308 four speed automatic, with spotlight for shinning in peoples living room windows after dark. Luved it. Raced my friends Yamaha 80, got blown away by 5 HP. I spent a week digging the valves out of it in the passenger wheel well, had the valves ground and the head milled. Came cack and blew that Yamaha 80 away,.... more or less!

and by the way, I collect mini bikes, I’ve got a 1977 Kawasaki 75 KV that can quarter some cars dang well!!! I gave it to my kid, it’s winter now but...

You got midgets, like defectors from a passing carnival?

hell no, small hands, smell like cabbage, can’t be trusted around my wife, I can’t be trusted on big bikes cause of the sauce, so I enjoy mini bikes on a track around the house, gas golf carts are a blast too!!!!

Ok, just checking, now, where is that VW bus! I’m lookin for trouble...

Yes Holier than thou supposed Christian. My car rattles and rums. I'm pretty sure you hear me coming. I'm shameless. Forgive me.

Yes Holier than thou supposed Christian. My car rattles and rums. I'm pretty sure you hear me coming. I'm shameless. Forgive me.

Anyway, you like newer camaros, moms basement, skippin school and ramen or what?

Well, supposed dick head...

No I like old Cameros I can make start, yes skipping school, and being nice to ugly girls because that's styling.

Well cool on that, share a vid and let's cruise it!

Ok, just checking, now, where is that VW bus! I’m lookin for trouble...

Oh this just in. Remember when you were bragging about just finishing building your high rise Dodge Ram hemi pickup truck with 50" chrome wheels and a full chrome roll cage with hunting lights on the roof, tipping your cowboy hat back and everybody was giving you high fives and you were the hero of the bar?
Well while you were getting hammered, basking in the glory your neighbor lady, a rouge, former nun who recently escaped from the convent, snuk into your back yard and posted a photo shoot of your famous, BigMan, Boss of everybody, John Wayne, Stud strutting hunka junk truck.


Ummm hmmm... the only thing missing is your Ugliest Dog in the World drooling with his tongue hanging out next to your big whoop rifle rack dime store cowboy hunting BB gun. Boys next round's on me.

You should worry about people like AOC banning transportation


Things are only going to get worse

Wait..... WHAT.... now you're gonna fight back try to save face and overhaul that hunk of junk? No way shove it out on the street and call up the steam roller guy and get it over with! Just recycle this rusted shrapnel into a mass of barbed wire like it already is.



Here ya go call these guys up