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Israel Set To Launch Historic Moon Landing Mission

 
Wookiee666

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02/18/2019 07:00 PM

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No one's landing on the fucking moon.

US didnt.

China didn't.

Israel ain't going to.

Period.
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02/19/2019 03:12 AM
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No one's landing on the fucking moon.

US didnt.

China didn't.

Israel ain't going to.

Period.
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Are you really that stupid?
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02/19/2019 04:51 AM
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But they werent first. Guess they werent chosen.
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02/19/2019 04:53 AM
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More like SpaceX set to launch historic moon mission for Israel.

Israel have no space center or rockets that I heard of.

China will out do them for certain.

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02/19/2019 05:27 AM

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So, as the Israeli's were stating their mission, all the other astronaut types were crowing about their accomplishments and planned future missions...

Everyone but the Italian astronauts, who soon became the focus of the crowd.

Under pressure, the Italian commander stated loudly that Italy planned a manned mission to the Sun.

"How the fuck are you going to do that? You'll be burned to a crisp", shouted a reporter.

"Donna be stuupid, we gonna go at a night time"

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02/19/2019 05:31 AM
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That escalated quickly.
Concorde Warrior F-BVFA

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So, as the Israeli's were stating their mission, all the other astronaut types were crowing about their accomplishments and planned future missions...

Everyone but the Italian astronauts, who soon became the focus of the crowd.

Under pressure, the Italian commander stated loudly that Italy planned a manned mission to the Sun.

"How the fuck are you going to do that? You'll be burned to a crisp", shouted a reporter.

"Donna be stuupid, we gonna go at a night time"

rimshot
 Quoting: BadHairDay


muaha
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02/19/2019 05:42 AM
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so basically the US taxpayers are paying for this right?
 Quoting: MrNatural


The whole of Israel is funded by US taxpayers.
Everything they do.
Psychedelic Mashed Potatoes

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02/19/2019 06:36 AM
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And after only 70 years as a nation. There are countries 1,000 years old that can't build a telescope to even see the moon.

Say what you will about Israel, there is no denying that God has blessed them!
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Here's the Moon too. You're welcome Israel*.


*From an American taxpayer.
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02/19/2019 07:39 AM
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[God smacks their shit back to Earth]

"You don't deserve space." his voice booms

[spacecraft falls back]

[lands on sanhedrin]
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02/19/2019 07:40 AM
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FACT:

There are no Jews on Nibiru.
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02/19/2019 07:42 AM
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Are they going to put "never forget muh 666 gorillion holohoax" flyers all over when they get there?

If not then it's a waste of a trip. Aliens must never forget the shoah.
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Are they going to put "never forget muh 666 gorillion holohoax" flyers all over when they get there?

If not then it's a waste of a trip. Aliens must never forget the shoah.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76885834


"Aliens must never forget the shoah."


epiclol
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02/19/2019 07:47 AM
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"Oy! You over der vit de spaceships. How do you feel about de suffering of "His" people eh?"
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02/19/2019 07:51 AM
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so basically the US taxpayers are paying for this right?
 Quoting: MrNatural


no

the U.S. taxpayer is paying over $100,000,000,000.00+ BILLION PLUS DOLLARS to arab-islamic terrorist countries annually.

What exactly do we get back from them besides worldwide TERRORISLAM?

At least Israel provides America with security information, intelligence, digital and cutting edge medical technologies.

Whenever there is a catastrophic emergency anywhere in the world, Israel is there to provide medical staff, field hospitals and medical supplies to assist everybody. There offers of help are extended to their arab neighbors who usually don't accept the aid.

Stop believing lies against Israel.

Lies are the domain of satan

You are helping satan when you vomit up lies about Israel
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77186381


said Satan little helper.

the number of rackets used by Israel to steal money from other countries is infinite.
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02/19/2019 07:54 AM
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said Satan little helper.

the number of rackets used by Israel to steal money from other countries is infinite.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76557581


hesright

Like an octopus playing tennis with the world, if the ball was LIES.
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02/19/2019 07:55 AM
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Keep those lies and life of deception afloat boys!

Lies are all you got, you know Jesus told you that you are the sons of Satan, and you didn't deny that did you. Nope.

Go forth!
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02/19/2019 08:02 AM
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How the fuck can you have a chain of command when the operating modality is "We Lie to everyone."

?

Seems really really stupid, and this may be another of those times that Jehovah smacks the living shit out of his "people" as He loves to do, almost habitually.
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02/19/2019 08:04 AM
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This is one small schlep for man, one giant tsaad for mankind.
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Plans for the summit unraveled Monday after Israel’s top diplomat said Poles had “suckled anti-Semitism with their mothers’ milk,” in the latest clash between two governments largely aligned except on where to apportion blame for the wartime murder of Jews.
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Oy how vill Jehovah evah get to space at dis rate?!

epiclol
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LIVE LANDING OF WORLD's FIRST PRIVATELY FUNDED MISSION TO THE MOON!
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