Cottonelle Toilet Paper Homosexual Men's Commercial Aired On NBC During Prime Time

First commercial that I've seen in a while featuring white guys...

Da fuk?

They’ll show white guys, but only portrayed as gay.

We're so screwed.

It's literally a commercial about fag using cottonelle to wipe santorum off his gaping asshole before meeting his boyfriend's parents.

God hates fags

Omg, the visual is too much

True, but poop is usually brown. So, it all equals out.

Ugh. No more Cottonelle. I liked that texture too. I need a new brand

LOL wtf this is too much. Only gay guys need to worry about liquids on their butt. The damn visual.... guh....

When did commercial get so...ick!

WTF? Are the parents going to examine his ass to make sure it's clean?

Cottonelle, the brand most favored for wiping poop off your cock, afterwards.

Lol

You and me both.

Lol cottonelle sucks balls. It’s too linty, leaves all kinds of white klingons.

Trump uses Cottenelle

Commercial is white guys when we all know that every black male is either gay or bisexual.

And honestly - toilet paper for homos!?!?! Gotta clean the poop off your ass - and other places.

I hate getting ripped off on toilet paper and buy it this way:

Price divided by weight. Lowest number wins. Yes I will put it in a produce scale to get an approximate weight.

Number of sheets and ply does not matter, only the weight does. FACT.

So I usually surpass the weight of Cottonelle per money spent by approximately 2.5:1

I'd never buy it. RIPOFF.

Can your boyfriend's mom and dad tell the difference?

So, it's good to know that fags with an ass-leakage problem can soak up all of the spooge before meeting the parents with embarrassing wet spots on their pants...



Last Edited by ScrumpTheTexan on 02/19/2019 09:45 PM

It be ironic that one of the follow up videos is for antique cleaver restoral

He's Hispanic,not Caucasian..

Next thing you know, we will see heterosexual men doing ads for skinny pants

Perhaps Cottonelle is the best for absorbing anal blood ?

GOTT IM HIMMEL !

:ffs: