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Steven Seagal's fighting skills are LEGIT

 
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Before he got fat and old


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Just watch him toss these martial art guys around like it's nothing. Wow.
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I don't doubt he has skills, but at his age and size, he would get beat by another artist his same size but more fit.
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Before he got fat and old


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Holy shit! His little finger is tough!
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Just watch him toss these martial art guys around like it's nothing. Wow.
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I don't doubt he has skills, but at his age and size, he would get beat by another artist his same size but more fit.
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not even that, i'd put this druken kung fu kangaroo against him


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Just watch him toss these martial art guys around like it's nothing. Wow.
 Quoting: tray ding


I don't doubt he has skills, but at his age and size, he would get beat by another artist his same size but more fit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77313496


not even that, i'd put this druken kung fu kangaroo against him


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Those were move demonstrations. Seagal wasn't fighting at all.
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Re: Steven Seagal's fighting skills are LEGIT
Just watch him toss these martial art guys around like it's nothing. Wow.
 Quoting: tray ding


I don't doubt he has skills, but at his age and size, he would get beat by another artist his same size but more fit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77313496


not even that, i'd put this druken kung fu kangaroo against him


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LOL

They kick hard.
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The secret to fighting is to avoid it…It only brings you down to their DumbAss level.

With common sense and logic, the gutter snipes really don't have a chance.

Steven Seagal and President Trump are good actors, however, they are way past their prime for a dog fight.roflpopcorn
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Seagall looks like he is struggling to breathe and can barely move. The so-called fighter with him is doing flops. Seagall used to be a badass in his early movies but since he put on 50 pounds or so he is nothing in the sport anymore.

Chuck Norris could easily kick his ass and Chuck is probably 75 years old.
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My bet is on Chuck Norris.

chuckle
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All joking aside, I knew a Jefferson Parish cop that had to deal with him when he came to NOLA. Him and Harry Lee back in the day were big buds. He'd do do training with JP and NOPD hand to hand stuff and it was ok , but soso for what they deal with. Big exception on one part though, he could teach people how to shoot. He was like zen with that shit and was good at teaching it. One guy I know said at one training session at 25 yards with a pistol he put 3 rds basically in the same hole.
Quarter size covered it.
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I'm disgusted by all the fat shaming in this thread.

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I know said at one training session at 25 yards with a pistol he put 3 rds basically in the same hole.
Quarter size covered it.
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Yeah, I saw one those videos that is some insane chit right there. I couldn't do it. It was long ago that I don't remember where I saw it.

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I'm disgusted by all the fat shaming in this thread.


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Lol at the people who think he's being fed. Yah that's a sparing match. But Segal trains actual police in martial arts. He's no joke.
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When he isn't beating up Kelly LeBrock he is beating up Russians.
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Practice makes perfect
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Re: Steven Seagal's fighting skills are LEGIT
Seagall looks like he is struggling to breathe and can barely move. The so-called fighter with him is doing flops. Seagall used to be a badass in his early movies but since he put on 50 pounds or so he is nothing in the sport anymore.

Chuck Norris could easily kick his ass and Chuck is probably 75 years old.
 Quoting: nacho daddy


More like 150, he sure has packed on the weight
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Just watch him toss these martial art guys around like it's nothing. Wow.
 Quoting: tray ding


The guy he's "fighting" is doing pratfalls & isn't "fighting" back.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Van dam would kick his ass..
Segal is a slow fat fuck now who couldn't fight his
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Just watch him toss these martial art guys around like it's nothing. Wow.
 Quoting: tray ding


The guy he's "fighting" is doing pratfalls & isn't "fighting" back.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Van dam would kick his ass..
Segal is a slow fat fuck now who couldn't fight his
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Van Dam would get his arse kicked. chuckle
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Just watch him toss these martial art guys around like it's nothing. Wow.
 Quoting: tray ding


The guy he's "fighting" is doing pratfalls & isn't "fighting" back.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Van dam would kick his ass..
Segal is a slow fat fuck now who couldn't fight his
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Van Dam would get his arse kicked. chuckle
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I don't know, he's not fat like Seagal is.
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Just watch him toss these martial art guys around like it's nothing. Wow.
 Quoting: tray ding


The guy he's "fighting" is doing pratfalls & isn't "fighting" back.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Van dam would kick his ass..
Segal is a slow fat fuck now who couldn't fight his
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Hate to disappoint but Segal is 6'3 4ish or so probably 270-290 now. If they squared up, he'd bitch slap Van Damme back to the 80's. I'm not a fan of either of them, but Segal has real world fighting skills no matter how outta shape he is.
Van Damme has karate point fighting(limited at that) and movie skills.Van damme is a little short fuck as well. It be like a dad teaching his 10 yr old a lesson.
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Re: Steven Seagal's fighting skills are LEGIT
Just watch him toss these martial art guys around like it's nothing. Wow.
 Quoting: tray ding


The guy he's "fighting" is doing pratfalls & isn't "fighting" back.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Van dam would kick his ass..
Segal is a slow fat fuck now who couldn't fight his
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77339926


Hate to disappoint but Segal is 6'3 4ish or so probably 270-290 now. If they squared up, he'd bitch slap Van Damme back to the 80's. I'm not a fan of either of them, but Segal has real world fighting skills no matter how outta shape he is.
Van Damme has karate point fighting(limited at that) and movie skills.Van damme is a little short fuck as well. It be like a dad teaching his 10 yr old a lesson.
 Quoting: Mkjeep


Stay away from him until he's choking for air because he's a fucking fat slob and take him the fuck out.
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Re: Steven Seagal's fighting skills are LEGIT
Seagall looks like he is struggling to breathe and can barely move. The so-called fighter with him is doing flops. Seagall used to be a badass in his early movies but since he put on 50 pounds or so he is nothing in the sport anymore.

Chuck Norris could easily kick his ass and Chuck is probably 75 years old.
 Quoting: nacho daddy


Yes. Even without breathing or moving, he is still able to defeat any foe placed before him. Chuck Norris? I heard he has to ask Steven for permission before leaving his house. Scary.
 Quoting: tray ding


your narrative sounds like a chinese guy dramatizing some big time wrestling show.


hey OP, you are hilarious. I guess you watch big time wrestling and scream about how real it is too?
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Just watch him toss these martial art guys around like it's nothing. Wow.
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Dude, they're basically just dancing.

He's not throwing anyone around.
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Re: Steven Seagal's fighting skills are LEGIT
Just watch him toss these martial art guys around like it's nothing. Wow.
 Quoting: tray ding


The guy he's "fighting" is doing pratfalls & isn't "fighting" back.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Van dam would kick his ass..
Segal is a slow fat fuck now who couldn't fight his
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77339926


Hate to disappoint. My name is MK jeep and I'd love to suck your dick in my MK Jeep. I love camouflage. but Segal is 6'3 4ish or so probably 270-290 now. If they squared up, he'd bitch slap Van Damme back to the 80's. I'm not a fan of either of them, but Segal has real world fighting skills no matter how outta shape he is.
Van Damme has karate point fighting(limited at that) and movie skills.Van damme is a little short fuck as well. It be like a dad teaching his 10 yr old a lesson.

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Two can play your game. You dick sucking drunk. Lol.

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Just watch him toss these martial art guys around like it's nothing. Wow.
 Quoting: tray ding


The guy he's "fighting" is doing pratfalls & isn't "fighting" back.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Van dam would kick his ass..
Segal is a slow fat fuck now who couldn't fight his
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77339926


Hate to disappoint but Segal is 6'3 4ish or so probably 270-290 now. If they squared up, he'd bitch slap Van Damme back to the 80's. I'm not a fan of either of them, but Segal has real world fighting skills no matter how outta shape he is.
Van Damme has karate point fighting(limited at that) and movie skills.Van damme is a little short fuck as well. It be like a dad teaching his 10 yr old a lesson.
 Quoting: Mkjeep


hate to disappoint as well. Recall his challenge to a match where he lost and got choked out and shat his pants. That was real and that was Segal was young and 'in shape' LOL.

SEGAL IS A JOKE. He thrives on attention because he is a showman.
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The guy he's "fighting" is doing pratfalls & isn't "fighting" back.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Van dam would kick his ass..
Segal is a slow fat fuck now who couldn't fight his
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77339926


Hate to disappoint but Segal is 6'3 4ish or so probably 270-290 now. If they squared up, he'd bitch slap Van Damme back to the 80's. I'm not a fan of either of them, but Segal has real world fighting skills no matter how outta shape he is.
Van Damme has karate point fighting(limited at that) and movie skills.Van damme is a little short fuck as well. It be like a dad teaching his 10 yr old a lesson.
 Quoting: Mkjeep


Stay away from him until he's choking for air because he's a fucking fat slob and take him the fuck out.
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Yeah, that's what id do but van damme wouldn't do that, he'd throw a high kick, segal would eat it, grab him by the head and throw him across the room
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Just watch him toss these martial art guys around like it's nothing. Wow.
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The guy he's "fighting" is doing pratfalls & isn't "fighting" back.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


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