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Steven Seagal's fighting skills are LEGIT

 
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So fucking dumb OP.

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The guy he's "fighting" is doing pratfalls & isn't "fighting" back.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Van dam would kick his ass..
Segal is a slow fat fuck now who couldn't fight his
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77339926


Hate to disappoint but Segal is 6'3 4ish or so probably 270-290 now. If they squared up, he'd bitch slap Van Damme back to the 80's. I'm not a fan of either of them, but Segal has real world fighting skills no matter how outta shape he is.
Van Damme has karate point fighting(limited at that) and movie skills.Van damme is a little short fuck as well. It be like a dad teaching his 10 yr old a lesson.
 Quoting: Mkjeep


hate to disappoint as well. Recall his challenge to a match where he lost and got choked out and shat his pants. That was real and that was Segal was young and 'in shape' LOL.

SEGAL IS A JOKE. He thrives on attention because he is a showman.
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That happens more often than you think in judo. I've been to matches and seen it happen. Always shit before you train, lol. You get choked out and you have to piss, its coming out too.
Funny thing, not so funny though. Had to deal with an ER patient on drugs last night that a Gretna cop had choked out. Big boy, street thug, shitty pants, lol.
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The guy he's "fighting" is doing pratfalls & isn't "fighting" back.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Van dam would kick his ass..
Segal is a slow fat fuck now who couldn't fight his
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Hate to disappoint. My name is MK jeep and I'd love to suck your dick in my MK Jeep. I love camouflage. but Segal is 6'3 4ish or so probably 270-290 now. If they squared up, he'd bitch slap Van Damme back to the 80's. I'm not a fan of either of them, but Segal has real world fighting skills no matter how outta shape he is.
Van Damme has karate point fighting(limited at that) and movie skills.Van damme is a little short fuck as well. It be like a dad teaching his 10 yr old a lesson.

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Two can play your game. You dick sucking drunk. Lol.

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What's up , found my posts huh?

Didn't think you were a copy cat though, kinda late to the party. lol
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Van dam would kick his ass..
Segal is a slow fat fuck now who couldn't fight his
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77339926


Hate to disappoint but Segal is 6'3 4ish or so probably 270-290 now. If they squared up, he'd bitch slap Van Damme back to the 80's. I'm not a fan of either of them, but Segal has real world fighting skills no matter how outta shape he is.
Van Damme has karate point fighting(limited at that) and movie skills.Van damme is a little short fuck as well. It be like a dad teaching his 10 yr old a lesson.
 Quoting: Mkjeep


Stay away from him until he's choking for air because he's a fucking fat slob and take him the fuck out.
 Quoting: Truth Reaper


Yeah, that's what id do, I'd suck off Segal, but van damme wouldn't do that, he'd throw a high kick, segal would eat it, grab him by the head and throw him across the room
 Quoting: Mkjeep


You'd do what? Lol.

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WRONG !

His high degree of black belt was a gift from his former Father in law in japan. This is also why he was allowed to teach in Japan because his father in law owned the school!
Get your information verified before you make a fool of yourself.goaway

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Steven Seagal Choked Out By Judo Master: Poops His Pants.

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You are talking about Judo Gene lebell. A true Master of Judo and jujitsu.

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Hate to disappoint but Segal is 6'3 4ish or so probably 270-290 now. If they squared up, he'd bitch slap Van Damme back to the 80's. I'm not a fan of either of them, but Segal has real world fighting skills no matter how outta shape he is.
Van Damme has karate point fighting(limited at that) and movie skills.Van damme is a little short fuck as well. It be like a dad teaching his 10 yr old a lesson.
 Quoting: Mkjeep


Stay away from him until he's choking for air because he's a fucking fat slob and take him the fuck out.
 Quoting: Truth Reaper


Yeah, that's what id do, I'd suck off Segal, but van damme wouldn't do that, he'd throw a high kick, segal would eat it, grab him by the head and throw him across the room
 Quoting: Mkjeep


You'd do what? Lol.

hesright
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Steven Seagal Choked Out By Judo Master: Poops His Pants.

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What a way to destroy the OP's childhood memory!
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lmao
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Seagall looks like he is struggling to breathe and can barely move. The so-called fighter with him is doing flops. Seagall used to be a badass in his early movies but since he put on 50 pounds or so he is nothing in the sport anymore.

Chuck Norris could easily kick his ass and Chuck is probably 75 years old.
 Quoting: nacho daddy


totes

old, tired, slow

and he knows it better than anyone


respect to the old master cuz respect iz due

but he aint no spring chicken, not by a looooong stretch


not even gonna talk about wut a badass I am...
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 Quoting: tray ding


Fat ass! He's a fake.

I've studied Aikido and many other martial arts. Aikido has some practical stuff but it is not as practical as Karate, Taekwondo, Jiu Jitsu, or Hapkido.

Best thing to know is how to punch, kick, and basic grapple techniques. Blocks, timing, and combo drills. Nothing fancy.

That's it. You don't need more than that. Everything else is for fun, exercise, and experimentation.
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 Quoting: tray ding


So are his eating skills
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Just watch him toss these martial art guys around like it's nothing. Wow.
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Speaks for itself. Steven Seagal would be a formidable opponent against any man, don't be a dink. Ive read the thread and make only one comment. Steven is an old warrior, and he isn't a fake in life either.whistle Just my lengthy observation.
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Those guys are serving as “ukes”, Aikido training partners.

They are intentionally coming at him that way in order to help him demonstrate the techniques.

But,

all joking aside.

Seagal is a legit high level martial artist.
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This is correct.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Steven Seagal to a ponytail growing contest. Seagal backed down immediately.
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this^^^
 Quoting: godblessya!


I'm not bashing the discipline, i'm bashing a fat fucking actor.
 Quoting: Truth Reaper


Before he was an actor he was a marital artist and his students revered him, as did the japanese martial arts community which is no small feat for a white guy.

Yes he got fat and out of shape, but aikido lends itself to that as well, and he is no one that anyone would want to go head to head with in a real confrontation...both in his earlier days, and I suspect even now. But he is older, could have injuries, and his level of fitness is a big factor too, so can't say for sure. But who he used to be was no joke and no act.
 Quoting: godblessya!


His newer movies suck ass.
 Quoting: Truth Reaper


oh.

I wasn't talking about his movies lol.

He's a shitty actor!
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We all know he's a big fucking dick working with people. Fuck that fat bastard.
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That beer gut was doing all the work.
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Just watch him toss these martial art guys around like it's nothing. Wow.
 Quoting: tray ding


Speaks for itself. Steven Seagal would be a formidable opponent against any man, don't be a dink. Ive read the thread and make only one comment. Steven is an old warrior, and he isn't a fake in life either.whistle Just my lengthy observation.
 Quoting: saved


in real life, he'd slap the shit out of his wife because he was such a big man.

true story. He's a sick pup. An angry, wanna be fighter that beats women in angry fits.

yah, you can look it up.
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dance


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 Quoting: tray ding


How is that legit? Those guys are walking up totally in open position. Slow throwing weak punches. It's a demonstration. Let's see him defend a shoot for his legs. I'm sure he has skill but against a trained fighter in a real setting I'm not sure how he would fair.
 Quoting: Dontbanme


are we watching the same video? the guy is an assassin.
 Quoting: 1-2-Follow


so many people think that we dropped atomic bombs on nagasaki and hiroshima

everybody knows atomic bombs are fake.

we dropped atomic steven segals
 Quoting: The_Towns_Tiny_Dick


no
one was a Segal
the other was a Norris
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ok. i finally brought myself to watching the video.

he demonstrates how to handle inexperienced idiots coming at him. All of his moves to throw them around are ASSISTED by the assailant using his own feet to expedite the move.

how can anyone even watch this stupid shit? and the crowd watching? dramatards.

God, how long can this world go on in it's stupidity?
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ok. i finally brought myself to watching the video.

he demonstrates how to handle inexperienced idiots coming at him. All of his moves to throw them around are ASSISTED by the assailant using his own feet to expedite the move.

how can anyone even watch this stupid shit? and the crowd watching? dramatards.

God, how long can this world go on in it's stupidity?
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It was a tournament of some sort. This was just a halftime show.
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ok. i finally brought myself to watching the video.

he demonstrates how to handle inexperienced idiots coming at him. All of his moves to throw them around are ASSISTED by the assailant using his own feet to expedite the move.

how can anyone even watch this stupid shit? and the crowd watching? dramatards.

God, how long can this world go on in it's stupidity?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76869839


It was a tournament of some sort. This was just a halftime show.
 Quoting: vEyeSea


yah. I can see the entertainment factor. Any instructor in any style could have done the same thing with just as much ease.

but..it wouldn't have been the great 'STEVEN SEGAL'.

it's still pathetic.
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 Quoting: tray ding
PAPER TIGER, TOTALLY FAKE..
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You think that actor Seagal has real fighting skills ?

Put him in the ring with Fedor Emelianenko. It would last about a minutelolsignpopcorn
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Flawless routine.
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You think that actor Seagal has real fighting skills ?

Put him in the ring with Fedor Emelianenko. It would last about a minutelolsignpopcorn
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Seagal would mop the floor with Fedor and his three best dojo buddies.
Didn’t you see the video in the first post? Would that not frighten any trained fighter? Look, a real oppponent for Seagal, for a one on one match, doesnt exist. Have you not seen any of his movies? Look what he did to all those bad dudes. Look at his martial arts vids- the guys in the ring with him are shitting bricks. He is simply “too much”.
Nobody is above the law, but Seagal bends the laws of physics and kinetics.
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You think that actor Seagal has real fighting skills ?

Put him in the ring with Fedor Emelianenko. It would last about a minutelolsignpopcorn
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Seagal would tap right after they touched gloves, then shit his pants.
Call me a racist if you want to – I cannot bring myself to care. I saw the buried remains of displaced Indian nations as child. The basic lesson of what migrants do to native populations wasn’t lost on me.

"A society whose citizens refuse to see and investigate the facts, who refuse to believe that their government and their media will routinely lie to them and fabricate a reality contrary to verifiable facts, is a society that chose and deserves the police state dictatorship it is going to get."
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Yet he has had his ass kicked by mere weaklings.