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Steven Seagal's fighting skills are LEGIT

 
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No they are not, he is a fraud and totally disingenuous.
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Just watch him toss these martial art guys around like it's nothing. Wow.
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Sure, but these are just demonstrations. Surely you understand that these are not real life situations?
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Steven Seagal is a dumb bastard moron who runs like a girl, talks like a tard, wears women's clothing, cross dresses, acts like a ghey tard hooker, fights weak ghey asian opponents, promotes obesity by his fat kung fu self, half wit dumb bastard pony tailed nit wit.

I'd say it to his face too. You don't have to pay me.
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Segal is too fat and his movies blo except Under Siege. This looks like a scripted cartoon, he is fighting young kids and he is moving as slow as a walrus. Try throwing a 275 lb biker around like that.
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Joint locks are cheap as fuck moves.
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Pro wrestling and aikido should ban the clothesline.
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Joint locks are cheap as fuck moves.
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Might possibly be the dumbest thing I have ever read. Well done. I suppose pressure point striking is also dirty, huh.

Yep. People should just box. No kicks either. Just put up your dukes and swing away, Merrill.
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Pro wrestling and aikido should ban the clothesline.
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Not a clothesline. Iriminage is a wave. When done properly it has the recipient moving in so many vectors at once it is about damn impossible to not have one’s balance broken.

As for the ukes. I can’t think of all that many skills as preserving as being comfortable falling backward with your feet above your head. They call it “falling leaf” ukemi. Once you are comfortable with it, it’s about the coolest damn feeling in the world. Not easy. But a lot of freaking fun.
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Most posters here are dumb fucks who should apologize immediately for daring to question Seagal’s abilities. Do YOU have a ponytail like that?
Have YOU saved a US Navy ship from bad guys? Have YOU fought the mob multiple times? Have YOU thrown around Russian ‘toughguys’ with ease? Forget all your bogus martial arts ‘belts’. Do YOU have a black do-rag for mortal combat?? Do you? No. You couldn’t get that high in martial arts.

How fucking dare you...


Human pig bastards, the lot of you.stfu
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I just pinned this.
Simply the most pressing global issue today.

Seagal awareness AND appreciation is long overdue.
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Pro wrestling and aikido should ban the clothesline.
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Not a clothesline. Iriminage is a wave. When done properly it has the recipient moving in so many vectors at once it is about damn impossible to not have one’s balance broken.

As for the ukes. I can’t think of all that many skills as preserving as being comfortable falling backward with your feet above your head. They call it “falling leaf” ukemi. Once you are comfortable with it, it’s about the coolest damn feeling in the world. Not easy. But a lot of freaking fun.
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I was joking
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Literally Chuck Norris Junior.ROBOTdance
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Bullshido.com is the answer to all fake martial arts nonsense.
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Steven Segals Fatting skills are legit ... whaaaa


Steven Segal guilty of Russia collusion!!!
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He's a fucking distraction. That's all he will ever be.
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Yeah, but his hair isn't.
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Literally Chuck Norris Junior.ROBOTdance
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Junior?

The closest Chuck Norris could be is Seagal’s retarded third cousin from the Ozarks.
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 Quoting: tray ding


Bullshit. The young man is letting Segal throw him around like a rag doll. He is NOT trying to fight. Segal is bored out of his mind doing another one of Dog and Pony shows.
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 Quoting: tray ding


Bullshit. The young man is letting Segal throw him around like a rag doll. He is NOT trying to fight. Segal is bored out of his mind doing another one of Dog and Pony shows.
 Quoting: seekinginformation


Are you kidding?

He is showing tremendous restraint on that frothing mad Spetznaz.
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Ya ya yuck it up.
Grace. Dignity. Poise. Ferocity.
Ever see a Lion run?
Ya thats what that is.
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Ya ya yuck it up.
Grace. Dignity. Poise. Ferocity.
Ever see a Lion run?
Ya thats what that is.
 Quoting: Steamer


wtf4
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Why isn't Dana White bidding on getting this man into the UFC? Could make some serious money. But I guess it wouldn't be fair to the other contenders...
 Quoting: tray ding


he knows TOO MUCH kung fu

he has accepted putin as his personal kung fu sensei

it wouldn't be fair
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Fighting? all I saw was Ballet.

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That video is some funny shit but I wouldn’t have run my mouth to the guy 30 years ago.
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Just watch him toss these martial art guys around like it's nothing. Wow.
 Quoting: tray ding


The guy he's "fighting" is doing pratfalls & isn't "fighting" back.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Van Dam would kick his ass...

He is a fat fuck now that could not fight his way out of a wet paper bag...
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Re: Steven Seagal's fighting skills are LEGIT
Just watch him toss these martial art guys around like it's nothing. Wow.
 Quoting: tray ding


The guy he's "fighting" is doing pratfalls & isn't "fighting" back.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Van Dam would kick his ass...

He is a fat fuck now that could not fight his way out of a wet paper bag...
 Quoting: Relativity


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The guy's probably 60-something and he's pretty damn quick. And he knows those pressure points so kudos
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Losing weight isn't that hard. I wonder why he just let himself get that big and doesn't do anything about it.
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Just watch him toss these martial art guys around like it's nothing. Wow.
 Quoting: tray ding


The guy he's "fighting" is doing pratfalls & isn't "fighting" back.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


No way man those guys are some real killers right there. Just watch the guy attack Steven at 30 seconds in that could have been lethal!
 Quoting: tray ding


Chuck Norris would knock him out cold with a blow from a tiny fist in his beard.