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Steven Seagal's fighting skills are LEGIT

 
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Pro wrestling looks more real...
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LOL-yep.
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Losing weight isn't that hard. I wonder why he just let himself get that big and doesn't do anything about it.
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It is excessive testosterone and the body stores it.
With no viable human fight contenders, his T levels are out of range.
Not his fault that so many “martial artists” refuse to go toe to toe.

Some work being done to arrange a fight with an adult male silverback gorilla, but even then some veterinarian groups say a 400 pound male gorilla has no chance. Can we have him fight two gorillas?
I don’t know- still waiting to hear the findings.
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Seagal is a FAKE martial artist.

Now, HEREs a REAL marital artist!!

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I'd beat him easily in a fight. I probably already did. A lot of these fat martial artist guys are hyped up to discourage us from getting good at things. They're dipshits.
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 Quoting: tray ding


As a "former" martial artist, life long practitioner, a side step with a hammer fist & the front snap kick are your best weapons, and they are the most basic moves. Just saying
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I'd beat him easily in a fight. I probably already did. A lot of these fat martial artist guys are hyped up to discourage us from getting good at things. They're dipshits.
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FAIL! Never, underestimate your opponent!
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Losing weight isn't that hard. I wonder why he just let himself get that big and doesn't do anything about it.
 Quoting: GLP Effect


It is excessive testosterone and the body stores it.
With no viable human fight contenders, his T levels are out of range.
Not his fault that so many “martial artists” refuse to go toe to toe.

Some work being done to arrange a fight with an adult male silverback gorilla, but even then some veterinarian groups say a 400 pound male gorilla has no chance. Can we have him fight two gorillas?
I don’t know- still waiting to hear the findings.
 Quoting: Steamer


Excessive Testosterone can be a problem for some Men.
Fighting can help alleviate it or it can be stored with great pain.
It is best to meditate and control oneself instead of incessant fighting
like a child that never grows up.

The fact of proposing that a man should fight with a gorilla is indicative
of our mindless culture.
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So is his fatness!
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So is his fatness!
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This looks faker than Trump's hair.
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TS0M-nofucks
Bad or missing keyboard. Press F1 to continue....
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Well no shit. He's not just an actor. He is also a police officer with a solid martial arts skillset.
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He is a 7th Dan black belt.

Trained in Japan under the very best masters.

The video is just a demonstration.

He is highly skilled.
A coward dies a thousand times, but the valiant need taste of death but once.

Fear cuts deeper than swords.

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Well what did you expect?

Nobody has ever defeated the cockpuncher.
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Just watch him toss these martial art guys around like it's nothing. Wow.
 Quoting: tray ding


The guy he's "fighting" is doing pratfalls & isn't "fighting" back.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Yeah, totally looked fake to me.
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Guys, I am thinking that with all the war stuff going on and who knows what happens/SHTF; that we should all take this weekend to watch Seagal’s training videos (“movies”). Lots of good material there and just dive in. Watch like 5 of them and just go to a dojo or boxing gym or mixed martial arts studio and ask nicely if you can spar. Mix it up a little. DON’T use full power Seagal moves- just maybe half speed and just throw the dudes around a bit. Don’t rub their noses in it or damage their egos but have a little fun and practice a bit on some of his signature moves as demonstrated by his “characters” Niko and Gino. We know due to laws and confidentiality agreements that he HAD to change names and dates when making these “movies” but we all know better know that they are part documentary and part training video. For who? Lets just say alphabet soup agencies and just leave it at that. You don’t wanna know. You legally cannot know. But anyhow, if you have never practiced martial arts before then watch a minimum of five of his movies then get out there and flatten ‘tough’ guys at the dojo. Don’t hurt anyone- just toss around a bit and when they are on their backs looking up at you in disbelief then tell them to watch Seagal movies. Then walk away. You just gave them the biggest life lesson they could ever learn. For free. Thats a deal.
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Just pinned this again.

Trying to save lives here.

Yo Niko!
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Just watch him toss these martial art guys around like it's nothing. Wow.
 Quoting: tray ding


The guy he's "fighting" is doing pratfalls & isn't "fighting" back.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


No way man those guys are some real killers right there. Just watch the guy attack Steven at 30 seconds in that could have been lethal!
 Quoting: tray ding


Seagal's job here is to see the attack coming and counterattack it immediately with a better or even secret move to defeat it... which he does against two well trained lesser fighters.

I am sure that in a real battle he would fare well.
“the devil is a foe to the blood” Prof. Minor
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*** My sauce are: Books (pre-1980), Internet open sources, science magazines, movies from the past 100 years... Plus intuition and deduction skills. ***

*** Q749 "Deeper we go, the more unrealistic it all becomes. The end won't be for everyone. That choice, to know, will be yours." Q ***

*** Revelations:21 *** Revelations:22 ***
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putin knows kung fu.
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*** My sauce are: Books (pre-1980), Internet open sources, science magazines, movies from the past 100 years... Plus intuition and deduction skills. ***

*** Q749 "Deeper we go, the more unrealistic it all becomes. The end won't be for everyone. That choice, to know, will be yours." Q ***

*** Revelations:21 *** Revelations:22 ***
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Re: Steven Seagal's fighting skills are LEGIT
He is a 7th Dan black belt.

Trained in Japan under the very best masters.

The video is just a demonstration.

He is highly skilled.
 Quoting: ~Newton's Own~



Shut the fuck up, Akido has no 'masters' it's a well known joke. When they do compete they get absolutely demolished.

Yo're another fat fucker sitting at home spewing Seagals made up horseshit.
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Re: Steven Seagal's fighting skills are LEGIT
He is a 7th Dan black belt.

Trained in Japan under the very best masters.

The video is just a demonstration.

He is highly skilled.
 Quoting: ~Newton's Own~



Shut the fuck up, Akido has no 'masters' it's a well known joke. When they do compete they get absolutely demolished.

Yo're another fat fucker sitting at home spewing Seagals made up horseshit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75760196


links to prove?
“the devil is a foe to the blood” Prof. Minor
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Re: Steven Seagal's fighting skills are LEGIT
He is a 7th Dan black belt.

Trained in Japan under the very best masters.

The video is just a demonstration.

He is highly skilled.
 Quoting: ~Newton's Own~



Shut the fuck up, Akido has no 'masters' it's a well known joke. When they do compete they get absolutely demolished.

Yo're another fat fucker sitting at home spewing Seagals made up horseshit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75760196


Have you even watched ‘Marked for Death’ OR ‘Above the Law’?

If you had, you wouldn’t be spewing this nonsense.

Time to Netflix and Learn. specialstupid
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Re: Steven Seagal's fighting skills are LEGIT
He is a 7th Dan black belt.

Trained in Japan under the very best masters.

The video is just a demonstration.

He is highly skilled.
 Quoting: ~Newton's Own~



Shut the fuck up, Akido has no 'masters' it's a well known joke. When they do compete they get absolutely demolished.

Yo're another fat fucker sitting at home spewing Seagals made up horseshit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75760196


links to prove?
 Quoting: rosicrucian1


No link needed for this kind of ‘troll’.

‘Glimmer Man’ or ‘Attack Force’ is all the proof a person needs.
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i wanna see a boxer come at him not that mambi pambi expected grab and throw yourself nonsense.

i took aikido for a year then i quit that garbage and joined an MMA class and learned more the first day then the whole year at that trash.


the only good thing aikido teach's you is how to fall.
that's the only gold i learned from that class.
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 Quoting: Avýssou


thanks for the video I did learn some things there.
“the devil is a foe to the blood” Prof. Minor
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He should fight this guy, they are both Russian!5a5a5a5a5a [link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
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Seagal is a madman!