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Steven Seagal's fighting skills are LEGIT

 
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Re: Steven Seagal's fighting skills are LEGIT
He is a 7th Dan black belt.

Trained in Japan under the very best masters.

The video is just a demonstration.

He is highly skilled.
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Shut the fuck up, Akido has no 'masters' it's a well known joke. When they do compete they get absolutely demolished.

Yo're another fat fucker sitting at home spewing Seagals made up horseshit.
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Says the keyboard warrior. Thank you for your contribution, clown shoes.
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Re: Steven Seagal's fighting skills are LEGIT
He is a 7th Dan black belt.

Trained in Japan under the very best masters.

The video is just a demonstration.

He is highly skilled.
 Quoting: ~Newton's Own~



Shut the fuck up, Akido has no 'masters' it's a well known joke. When they do compete they get absolutely demolished.

Yo're another fat fucker sitting at home spewing Seagals made up horseshit.
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Akido doesn't translate well to tournaments.

Its practices are often lethal, and its adherents often know well to withhold the final blow.

In this they are wise.
A coward dies a thousand times, but the valiant need taste of death but once.

Fear cuts deeper than swords.

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Re: Steven Seagal's fighting skills are LEGIT
He is a 7th Dan black belt.

Trained in Japan under the very best masters.

The video is just a demonstration.

He is highly skilled.
 Quoting: ~Newton's Own~



Shut the fuck up, Akido has no 'masters' it's a well known joke. When they do compete they get absolutely demolished.

Yo're another fat fucker sitting at home spewing Seagals made up horseshit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75760196


By the way, I have never seen an Aikido competition. In fact, there are no competitions, tournaments, or Grand Prix. If you saw somebody competing in Aikido, then you were watching a charlatan.

All arts have strengths and weaknesses. Aikido certainly has plenty of both. But before you spout off your tough guy nonsense, you might want to learn an art (any art), and you might have more appreciation for what you see. Something tells me you have never practiced more than a day or two of anything in your life, and a 10 year old black belt in Tae Kwon Do would own your ass.
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Re: Steven Seagal's fighting skills are LEGIT
His best move now is on the toilet. If he was any fucking good he would be psychically fit.

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Shove some fucking donuts in his face and he'll break.
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I bet he gets winded in five minutes now. Sorry but your childhood hero is a fucking sweat hog now.



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I bet he gets winded in five minutes now. Sorry but your childhood hero is a fucking sweat hog now.


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I bet he gets winded in five minutes now. Sorry but your childhood hero is a fucking sweat hog now.


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Tell Steve to go to a gym.
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LOL People claiming "Akido is so lethal, it could never possibly be used for competition.. why the finishing move death blows are far too dangerous."

What a fuckin joke. It's so damn worthless no one could possibly ever use it, only Seagal is talented enough.

In reality he's grossly obese, can't touch his own feet and got choked out by an elderly man.. inhis only known real life fighting interaction.
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LOL People claiming "Akido is so lethal, it could never possibly be used for competition.. why the finishing move death blows are far too dangerous."

What a fuckin joke. It's so damn worthless no one could possibly ever use it, only Seagal is talented enough.

In reality he's grossly obese, can't touch his own feet and got choked out by an elderly man.. inhis only known real life fighting interaction.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75760196


Not about being too lethal for competition, dude. There is no such thing as competition in Aikido, except for the Tomiki. It goes against the founders philosophy.

You are either a troll, or you know fuck all. Either way you sound like a douche who knows little to nothing about martial arts in general, let alone Aikido.

And for the record, Gene Lebell has choked at lots of people. Shimi Waza is beautiful.

Please stop talking about things you know little about from the comfort of your keyboard. Grow a pair and go show those silly, lame Aikidoka what a true martial artist can do. Don’t worry. Most of them are incredibly nice people, and they will protect even fools like you during training.
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Really? He walks out with an obvious beer belly. Those “attackers” weren’t there to fight. Here is a hint- when you see a “master” showing off skills and it looks like it is taking him nearly zero effort to fend off attackers; notice how he doesn’t even move his feet and the attackers don’t fit back or resist at all: the guy is either A) Old and/or out of shape B) running a demo of technique against people who are not supposed to defeat him or offer any resistance 3) a complete fraud

I’m thinking that it is A & B. I’m pretty sure his skills ARE legit. But he also spent a whole career choreographing fake ass fight scenes so maybe he is not that skilled anymore. Maybe he is deluded into thinking this is how fights go down both on the street and in competition. But surely if this is supposed to put him into Bruce Lee status or something this particular video isn’t evidence of that. And put him in the octagon? Haha no maybe when he was younger even then I’d think he’d get destroyed

He should go back to pretending he’s a cop on reality tv
He can wear his cool shades and everything like the douche that he’s become.
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ahhh bahaha


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Also, pretty damn easy to defend against take downs when the guys are half your size and keep trying the same thing over and over
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I bet he gets winded in five minutes now. Sorry but your childhood hero is a fucking sweat hog now.


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h0wrude
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Tell Steve to go to a gym.
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He wouldn’t go. No worthy opponents there.
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Haha I mean look at his fucking belly man!
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ahhh bahaha



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Aikido is so much a fake !!! Wow look at that bullshit,
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Steven was there to get paid. That’s it
He doesn’t give a shit what anybody thinks of him at this point. He is hurting for money comin out there with a gut
I’m guessing they paid travel, expenses, and maybe 25k but that’s a high estimate
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Also, pretty damn easy to defend against take downs when the guys are half your size and keep trying the same thing over and over
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Finally, someone who sorts of gets ‘it’!
He is a goliath of a warrior. Towering over men and doling out justice.
He must get bored, as you say “over and over”, the blackbelts try their best to thwart him. But no. He just engages his supersonic sledge hammer fists and warpspeed oak tree legs and goes to town on the bad guys.
They do NOT stand a chance.
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hes big enough to be a sumo wrestler now
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Re: Steven Seagal's fighting skills are LEGIT
Send in a real fighter, not some aikido bitches that will do a show.

That's always they funniest, when the bullshitters get smashed.

Like when this guy that lived his life of lies for so long he actually started to believe his bullshit, then met a guy to fight that knew it was all bullshit:

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Also Steven Seagal was choked out and shit his pants when he fought Gene Lebell.


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The great pretender

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Poop in the pants Steven.
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Re: Steven Seagal's fighting skills are LEGIT
He is a 7th Dan black belt.

Trained in Japan under the very best masters.

The video is just a demonstration.

He is highly skilled.
 Quoting: ~Newton's Own~


Asians aren't very good fighters though. They're mid tier.
So training with "the very best masters" is like training with some mediocre trainer.

Asians are too small, too slow and too weak.
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Is anyone else hard?
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How many years pregnant is he now?
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Re: Steven Seagal's fighting skills are LEGIT
a Bruce Lee quote:

“Use karate, judo, aikido, or any style to build your counter-offensive. It will be interesting!”

[link to www.karatebyjesse.com]
“the devil is a foe to the blood” Prof. Minor
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karate This is a legendary scene (for movie geeks) - He really did run funny / Sinatra's My Way".

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Re: Steven Seagal's fighting skills are LEGIT
a Bruce Lee quote:

“Use karate, judo, aikido, or any style to build your counter-offensive. It will be interesting!”

[link to www.karatebyjesse.com]
 Quoting: rosicrucian1


He also said:

"Be water, my fren."

Put water in a cup. It becomes the cup...
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