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I am a slob from Alberta, who am I? (Bored people and Psychics welcome)

 
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03/02/2019 08:18 PM
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Hi folks
I am a beer swilling, cheeseburger eating slob of zero importance.
My teeth are yellow and my hair is receding.
I poop once a week.
Who am I?
Winner receives a Tim Horton’s Roll Up the Rim “free donut” tab.

Psychics welcome!
 Quoting: Steamer


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03/02/2019 08:19 PM
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Re: I am a slob from Alberta, who am I? (Bored people and Psychics welcome)
Ellen Page would be a good bet, except she's not from Alberta.

Jordan Peterson undoubtedly keeps an immaculately clean room. So he's a no-go.

Though, OP could have a hater hard on for him.
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03/02/2019 08:20 PM
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Re: I am a slob from Alberta, who am I? (Bored people and Psychics welcome)
isnt Ralph Klien feeding worms?
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Yes, you are correct. He should be down to mostly bones by now.
Maybe a little meat left.

God Bless you King Ralph!
You are missed.
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Ralph was a globalist lacky
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67825534


How so? I don’t pay much attention to provincial politics.
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That fat fuck went all over the world asking everybody fucking to come to Calgary and put up a tent, that fucker is one is responsible for fucking Calgary and alberta,with those gog dam olympics
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03/02/2019 08:56 PM
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Re: I am a slob from Alberta, who am I? (Bored people and Psychics welcome)
Hi folks
I am a beer swilling, cheeseburger eating slob of zero importance.
My teeth are yellow and my hair is receding.
I poop once a week.
Who am I?
Winner receives a Tim Horton’s Roll Up the Rim “free donut” tab.

Psychics welcome!
 Quoting: Steamer


Purpsmoke
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72727076


I don’t even know what that means.
Steamer  (OP)

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Re: I am a slob from Alberta, who am I? (Bored people and Psychics welcome)
Ellen Page would be a good bet, except she's not from Alberta.

Jordan Peterson undoubtedly keeps an immaculately clean room. So he's a no-go.

Though, OP could have a hater hard on for him.
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Can’t be Ellen- I don’t have a peach.

Can’t be Jordan either- I am too dumb and messy.
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Yes, you are correct. He should be down to mostly bones by now.
Maybe a little meat left.

God Bless you King Ralph!
You are missed.
 Quoting: Steamer


Ralph was a globalist lacky
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67825534


How so? I don’t pay much attention to provincial politics.
 Quoting: Steamer


That fat fuck went all over the world asking everybody fucking to come to Calgary and put up a tent, that fucker is one is responsible for fucking Calgary and alberta,with those gog dam olympics
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67825534


Oh ok... I am neutral on the Olymoics thing.
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Sorry no. I liked EARLY Jim Carrey.
Now, not so much.
 Quoting: Steamer


he was never funny , unless you,re a total shit fer brains
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77388770


Look up his early stand up comedy. I am talking 20yrs ago plus.
Legit funny.
 Quoting: Steamer


Those jokes were all written for that scumbag loser he sold his soul to the devil
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Take it easy buddy! Comedy is very subjective.
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03/02/2019 09:04 PM

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Re: I am a slob from Alberta, who am I? (Bored people and Psychics welcome)
Hi folks
I am a beer swilling, cheeseburger eating slob of zero importance.
My teeth are yellow and my hair is receding.
I poop once a week.
Who am I?
Winner receives a Tim Horton’s Roll Up the Rim “free donut” tab.

Psychics welcome!
 Quoting: Steamer


Your that Cunt Notley right?????
Steamer  (OP)

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Re: I am a slob from Alberta, who am I? (Bored people and Psychics welcome)
Well IMAO I say if you're Niel Young,..you are one of the greatest musicians and people to walk the planet!
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fuck Neil Young
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67825534


Many musicians have a couple great songs but their politics suck.
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Re: I am a slob from Alberta, who am I? (Bored people and Psychics welcome)
Hi folks
I am a beer swilling, cheeseburger eating slob of zero importance.
My teeth are yellow and my hair is receding.
I poop once a week.
Who am I?
Winner receives a Tim Horton’s Roll Up the Rim “free donut” tab.

Psychics welcome!
 Quoting: Steamer


Your that Cunt Notley right?????
 Quoting: 83toy


Ewwww... how gross.
No I can assure you that I am not her.
Steamer  (OP)

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03/02/2019 09:07 PM
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Re: I am a slob from Alberta, who am I? (Bored people and Psychics welcome)

 Quoting: Truth Reaper


I am similiar to Pig Pen.
83toy

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Re: I am a slob from Alberta, who am I? (Bored people and Psychics welcome)
How about another clue,
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How about another clue,
 Quoting: 83toy


Big supporter of Dairy Queen and can be seen jamming to Nickleback.
I also drive a HEMI.
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03/02/2019 09:16 PM
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Re: I am a slob from Alberta, who am I? (Bored people and Psychics welcome)
your that fat fuk BEll!!!
Steamer  (OP)

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03/02/2019 09:18 PM
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 Quoting: Truth Reaper


Funny vid!
The only drugs I like are Exlax once every second week or so, and occasionally an Advil for a hangover. Darn beer- try to stop at three and bam: its the whole six pack.
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Re: I am a slob from Alberta, who am I? (Bored people and Psychics welcome)
your that fat fuk BEll!!!
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Don’t know who that is??
83toy

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03/02/2019 09:21 PM

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Re: I am a slob from Alberta, who am I? (Bored people and Psychics welcome)
McDavid?
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03/02/2019 09:22 PM
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your that fat fuk BEll!!!
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Don’t know who that is??
 Quoting: Steamer


calgary sun collumnist
83toy

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Ted Cruz?
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McDavid?
 Quoting: 83toy


Nowhere near that awesome guy but getting a tiny warm.
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03/02/2019 09:24 PM

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Re: I am a slob from Alberta, who am I? (Bored people and Psychics welcome)

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Funny vid!
The only drugs I like are Exlax once every second week or so, and occasionally an Advil for a hangover. Darn beer- try to stop at three and bam: its the whole six pack.
 Quoting: Steamer


I try to only have a case but I'm always making beer runs.
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Re: I am a slob from Alberta, who am I? (Bored people and Psychics welcome)
George?
Steamer  (OP)

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your that fat fuk BEll!!!
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Don’t know who that is??
 Quoting: Steamer


calgary sun collumnist
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Nope, but I am a nice little drive away.
83toy

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03/02/2019 09:26 PM

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Re: I am a slob from Alberta, who am I? (Bored people and Psychics welcome)
well i am stumped
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 Quoting: Truth Reaper


Funny vid!
The only drugs I like are Exlax once every second week or so, and occasionally an Advil for a hangover. Darn beer- try to stop at three and bam: its the whole six pack.
 Quoting: Steamer


I try to only have a case but I'm always making beer runs.
 Quoting: Truth Reaper


Lolz.
After an incident of me barfing all over my suit, I never keep more booze in the house than I can handle in one go.
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George?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77219091


No, sorry.
I have been told I act like George Costanza.
Steamer  (OP)

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well i am stumped
 Quoting: 83toy


Thanks for participating!hf
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03/02/2019 09:37 PM

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oh hai

is that you mr. Jason Kenney


I had heard one time that this song was dedicated to uncle Ralph:

General Failure Reading Drive A:
Who is General Failure?

There can be only one

I see the drive by stalker is back