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Let's get down and dirty...

 
ChopNChange
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06/12/2007 12:11 PM
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Let's get down and dirty...
Ok, well last time I posted about pizza. And that got an alright response. One of the members of GLP was curious about how to mix food with sex. Well my friends, I have the answer. LOL!

Be sure to scroll down to the "Geoduck" if your browser doesn't automatically.

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"They're dumb and that's what makes them dangerous."
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06/12/2007 12:18 PM
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Re: Let's get down and dirty...
i thought food WAS sex?
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06/12/2007 12:19 PM
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Re: Let's get down and dirty...
i thought food WAS sex?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 247199


It almost bloody can be with a "Geoduck".
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06/12/2007 12:21 PM
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Re: Let's get down and dirty...
LOL
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06/12/2007 12:23 PM
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Re: Let's get down and dirty...
Now I understand why so many women love deep throat, errr, ahhh, I mean deep sea diving.
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06/12/2007 12:24 PM
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Re: Let's get down and dirty...
do you do a lot of sex jokes?
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06/12/2007 12:26 PM
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Re: Let's get down and dirty...
do you do a lot of sex jokes?
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Not really. I was triggered by a GLP member last time I posted about food. So when I stumbled across this creature, that happens to put me to shame, I thought it was appropriate.
"They're dumb and that's what makes them dangerous."
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06/12/2007 12:37 PM
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Re: Let's get down and dirty...
Perhaps an Entree before your meal Sir/Maddame?

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Some people have a sick sense of appetite.
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06/12/2007 12:38 PM
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Re: Let's get down and dirty...
i find food blogs are erotic enough
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06/12/2007 12:40 PM
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Re: Let's get down and dirty...
i find food blogs are erotic enough
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 247199


Well damn. I must be looking in all the wrong places. Lay a link on me! HA!
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06/12/2007 12:41 PM
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Re: Let's get down and dirty...
sure, here ya go:
[link to www.foodporn.com]
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06/12/2007 12:42 PM
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Re: Let's get down and dirty...
for the pork rind lover:
[link to www.porkrind.com]
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06/12/2007 12:44 PM
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Re: Let's get down and dirty...
sure, here ya go:
[link to www.foodporn.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 247199


There are some great dishes in these actually. I should be taking notes...
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06/12/2007 12:45 PM
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Re: Let's get down and dirty...
and you can feed them to your honey in bed
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06/12/2007 12:46 PM
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Re: Let's get down and dirty...
and you can feed them to your honey in bed
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Indeed! If I can get her off that "Geoduck". :|
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06/12/2007 12:48 PM
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Re: Let's get down and dirty...
LOL
maybe the geoduck could get "lost"
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06/12/2007 12:49 PM
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Re: Let's get down and dirty...
LOL
maybe the geoduck could get "lost"
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Oh Holy God, I hope not. I as skinny as a rake, so I'd go missing too. :|
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06/12/2007 12:50 PM
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Re: Let's get down and dirty...
you can make her laugh and then take advantage of her while she is incapacitated ;-)
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06/12/2007 12:53 PM
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Re: Let's get down and dirty...
you can make her laugh and then take advantage of her while she is incapacitated ;-)
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I have an easier idea. I could shave my head and be a dildo with ears. Heeeeyyyy! What an invention!

If anybody succeeds with this idea, I want royalties!
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06/12/2007 12:57 PM
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Re: Let's get down and dirty...
those aren't ears
those are handles
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06/12/2007 01:00 PM
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Re: Let's get down and dirty...
those aren't ears
those are handles
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Well you sound more qualified than me. I need to get out more :|
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06/12/2007 01:01 PM
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Re: Let's get down and dirty...
more humor for your mill:
[link to presurfer.blogspot.com]
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06/12/2007 01:01 PM
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Re: Let's get down and dirty...
those aren't ears
those are handles


Well you sound more qualified than me. I need to get out more :|
 Quoting: ChopNChange

not really
just have an overactive imagination ;__)
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Re: Let's get down and dirty...
[link to www.dazbert.co.uk]
rude food
check out the Bimbo bread
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06/12/2007 01:02 PM
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Re: Let's get down and dirty...
That helps in any sexual encounter I guess. The imagination is infinite too, muwhahahahaha.
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06/12/2007 01:05 PM
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Re: Let's get down and dirty...
trouble is
you start thinking about food at the wrong times
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06/12/2007 01:07 PM
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Re: Let's get down and dirty...
trouble is
you start thinking about food at the wrong times
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Well thats why food comes in handy AT the time. A bannana or some chocolate coated strawberries wouldn't go astray during I am sure.
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06/12/2007 01:09 PM
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Re: Let's get down and dirty...
why not the whole banana split?
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06/12/2007 01:10 PM
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Re: Let's get down and dirty...
LMAO..... God.
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Re: Let's get down and dirty...
don't icecream parlors turn you on?
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06/12/2007 01:12 PM
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Re: Let's get down and dirty...
I seen a movie once, and this bloke had a bannana hanging out of his behind with cream and everything. He called it the bannana split.

As a bloke, this was not easy for me to watch, but I did see the funny side to it.
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