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When my pastor quotes Jesus, his eyes shine wonderfully. When he quotes the god of the OT, they narrow horribly and turn slightly red.

 
Meta-Morphika
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When my pastor quotes Jesus, his eyes shine wonderfully. When he quotes the god of the OT, they narrow horribly and turn slightly red.
Anyone else noticed this?
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Re: When my pastor quotes Jesus, his eyes shine wonderfully. When he quotes the god of the OT, they narrow horribly and turn slightly red.
if he's a 501c3 pastor
nothing he does makes sense
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Re: When my pastor quotes Jesus, his eyes shine wonderfully. When he quotes the god of the OT, they narrow horribly and turn slightly red.
link?
what church do you go to.
i'd probably sit to watch that.
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06/12/2007 12:32 PM
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Re: When my pastor quotes Jesus, his eyes shine wonderfully. When he quotes the god of the OT, they narrow horribly and turn slightly red.
link?
what church do you go to.
i'd probably sit to watch that.
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Baptist, Florida. I'll spare my pastor by making you guess the rest.
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Re: When my pastor quotes Jesus, his eyes shine wonderfully. When he quotes the god of the OT, they narrow horribly and turn slightly red.
even his lovely eyes are a lie
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06/12/2007 12:33 PM
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Re: When my pastor quotes Jesus, his eyes shine wonderfully. When he quotes the god of the OT, they narrow horribly and turn slightly red.
link?
what church do you go to.
i'd probably sit to watch that.



Baptist, Florida. I'll spare my pastor by making you guess the rest.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 250754


Is Florida considered Bible Belt?
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06/12/2007 12:33 PM
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Re: When my pastor quotes Jesus, his eyes shine wonderfully. When he quotes the god of the OT, they narrow horribly and turn slightly red.
You just saw what preachers call the holy ghost.
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06/12/2007 12:34 PM
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Re: When my pastor quotes Jesus, his eyes shine wonderfully. When he quotes the god of the OT, they narrow horribly and turn slightly red.
no one in 501c3 has the Holy Ghost
it's some other ghost
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Re: When my pastor quotes Jesus, his eyes shine wonderfully. When he quotes the god of the OT, they narrow horribly and turn slightly red.
Baptist, Florida. I'll spare my pastor by making you guess the rest.
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couldn't guess but why are you sitting so close to him that you can watch his eyes change?
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06/12/2007 12:36 PM
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Re: When my pastor quotes Jesus, his eyes shine wonderfully. When he quotes the god of the OT, they narrow horribly and turn slightly red.
ahhh
Run and run fast.
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Re: When my pastor quotes Jesus, his eyes shine wonderfully. When he quotes the god of the OT, they narrow horribly and turn slightly red.
the mammon ghost looks like jabba the hut
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06/12/2007 12:41 PM
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Re: When my pastor quotes Jesus, his eyes shine wonderfully. When he quotes the god of the OT, they narrow horribly and turn slightly red.
the mammon ghost looks like jabba the hut
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cute.
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06/12/2007 12:45 PM
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Re: When my pastor quotes Jesus, his eyes shine wonderfully. When he quotes the god of the OT, they narrow horribly and turn slightly red.
OP,

I perceive that you are lying.
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Re: When my pastor quotes Jesus, his eyes shine wonderfully. When he quotes the god of the OT, they narrow horribly and turn slightly red.
gnostics and baptist churches don't mix
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There is only ONE lawgiver. (James 4:12)
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06/12/2007 12:53 PM
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Re: When my pastor quotes Jesus, his eyes shine wonderfully. When he quotes the god of the OT, they narrow horribly and turn slightly red.
Sublimation: Disguising yourself behind a "good" front.

During WW2, American soldiers discovered that many bombed-out churches had actually been built on Satanic sites. Removing altars, they found sacrificial tables marked with Kabbalistic symbols.

Satan couldn't defeat Jesus, so he simply created the Christian religion and turned it against Christ.

The "God" of the Old Testament, by the why, was not the Supreme God or Jesus (LOL), but the Egyptian god of volcanoes, Jehovah. Not a very pleasant fellow.
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06/12/2007 01:55 PM
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Re: When my pastor quotes Jesus, his eyes shine wonderfully. When he quotes the god of the OT, they narrow horribly and turn slightly red.
What's most insidious about the effort to vilify the God of the OT via the defective human intellect is that it dislodges our concept of "Jesus" from his root, rendering him a free-style New Age savior, attractive to the masses, which enables:

a)the false Jesus(es) to continue to flourish, and

b)the true Jesus Christ to be progressively forsaken and eventually labeled a terrorist.

The mentality is that "Jesus is awesome, as long as it's not that gross death-fixated Jewish one".
Please pray for me: I used to be a Good Christian™, until I got a hold of some kind of fruity "love" bullshit and decided I need to be less harsh on people.
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06/12/2007 02:26 PM
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Re: When my pastor quotes Jesus, his eyes shine wonderfully. When he quotes the god of the OT, they narrow horribly and turn slightly red.
the mammon ghost looks like jabba the hut
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Whats a mammon ghost?
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06/12/2007 02:31 PM
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Re: When my pastor quotes Jesus, his eyes shine wonderfully. When he quotes the god of the OT, they narrow horribly and turn slightly red.
What's most insidious about the effort to vilify the God of the OT via the defective human intellect is that it dislodges our concept of "Jesus" from his root, rendering him a free-style New Age savior, attractive to the masses, which enables:

a)the false Jesus(es) to continue to flourish, and

b)the true Jesus Christ to be progressively forsaken and eventually labeled a terrorist.

The mentality is that "Jesus is awesome, as long as it's not that gross death-fixated Jewish one".
 Quoting: MuadDib987



You'll find that the Catholic church, responsible for compiling the OT and NT texts into one volume, was from the ourset an operation financed by Atonists (worshippers of Adonai, the angry Egyptian god of the sun).

They combined him with Jehovah, the Egyptian god of volcanoes to arrive at the mythical Jehovah-Adonai.

Jesus came from the TRUE FATHER, not the imposter Jehovah. Educated Jews admit this.

Read Genesis slowly and properly. All the clues are there. Who was this "god" who forbade "his" creation from attaining to knowledge about ethics and science?

Why dod this "god" wish to keep his sheeple in ignorance?

The Serpent set us free. Why was the Serpent vilified so much by the Patriarchs and the catholics? And why were the meanings MADE HARDER TO FIND?

You may find this interesting:
[link to www.bibliotecapleyades.net]
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Re: When my pastor quotes Jesus, his eyes shine wonderfully. When he quotes the god of the OT, they narrow horribly and turn slightly red.
The Serpent set us free. Why was the Serpent vilified so much by the Patriarchs and the catholics? And why were the meanings MADE HARDER TO FIND?

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 250794


Exhibit A.
Please pray for me: I used to be a Good Christian™, until I got a hold of some kind of fruity "love" bullshit and decided I need to be less harsh on people.
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06/12/2007 03:13 PM
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Re: When my pastor quotes Jesus, his eyes shine wonderfully. When he quotes the god of the OT, they narrow horribly and turn slightly red.
The Serpent set us free. Why was the Serpent vilified so much by the Patriarchs and the catholics? And why were the meanings MADE HARDER TO FIND?



Exhibit A.
 Quoting: MuadDib987



Learn to read between the lines, Muad. The bible is written FIGURATIVELY.

It contains a mystery.

The mystery contains the truth.

As William Blake said:

The Vision of Christ that thou dost see
Is my vision's greatest enemy.
Thine has a great hook nose like thine,
Mine has a snub nose like to mine.
Thine is the Friend of all Mankind;
Mine speaks in parables to the blind.
Thine loves the same world that mine hates;
Thy heaven doors are my hell gates.
Socrates taught what Meletus
Loath'd as a nation's bitterest curse,
And Caiaphas was in his own mind
A benefactor to mankind.
Both read the Bible day and night,
But thou read'st black where I read white.


Read the last two lines again.
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06/12/2007 03:17 PM
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Re: When my pastor quotes Jesus, his eyes shine wonderfully. When he quotes the god of the OT, they narrow horribly and turn slightly red.
Okay. But may I ask just how tight your Jesus and the serpent are? Co-redeemers, or is the serpent his true father, or what? Sincere question.
Please pray for me: I used to be a Good Christian™, until I got a hold of some kind of fruity "love" bullshit and decided I need to be less harsh on people.
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the mammon ghost looks like jabba the hut



Whats a mammon ghost?
 Quoting: Fire fly 250793

it's what fills in for the Holy Spirit
after they give their allegience to the IRS/501c3
it's a spirit of religion which thrives on cold cash
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Re: When my pastor quotes Jesus, his eyes shine wonderfully. When he quotes the god of the OT, they narrow horribly and turn slightly red.
the serpent is the leader and animator of the mammon movement
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Re: When my pastor quotes Jesus, his eyes shine wonderfully. When he quotes the god of the OT, they narrow horribly and turn slightly red.
the mammon ghost looks like jabba the hut



Whats a mammon ghost?

it's what fills in for the Holy Spirit
after they give their allegience to the IRS/501c3
it's a spirit of religion which thrives on cold cash
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I agree with you.

BTW, I recently found out that the Catholic church has an "Office of Real Estate".

Not kidding.
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06/12/2007 11:06 PM
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Re: When my pastor quotes Jesus, his eyes shine wonderfully. When he quotes the god of the OT, they narrow horribly and turn slightly red.
i've heard they own LOTSSss of land globally





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