Examples from Wikipedia:

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a post?
Ripping it off again.

What's bright blue, pink, and sizzles?
A baby breastfeeding on an electrical outlet.

How do you get 100 dead babies into a box?
With a blender!
How do you get them out?
With a bag of chips.

What's better than a thousand dead babies stapled to a tree?
1 dead baby stapled to a thousand trees.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them.




Not much different from the reality of what they are actually doing with those aborted babies...