People loved Maricopa County's own, "Sheriff Joe," the embezzler. They love that law and order bullshit, even when the biggest dirtiest criminal of them all is in charge. In fact they love it even more when that's the case.

That's one thing I'll never understand about Americans, the joy and pride you people take in beating one an other into the dirt for the tiniest infraction of your little codes. It's like you save your absolute worst for each other and revel in any suffering you can cause to your fellow Americans.

I don't get it, I guess I never will.