How is this a children’s book?? “Beaver” shaving. SICK ELITE

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Lol so.. these aren't "kids" books. They're published by Reach Around Books. They publish books full of adult humor and double entendre. I think books like this are for a specific type of family and a geared towards adults with kids not old enough to understand adult humor.

Found on Amazon under Description:

"Reach Around Books will have the reader in tears of laughter while to any juvenile listener they are completely innocent. If you are offended by humor, don't buy our books. If your kid is offended by our books, that implies they understand terms only found in the Urban Dictionary...You failed as a parent long before Reach Around Books came into your life.

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still, it's some sick shit. Shall we play "guess the author", hmm?

Good catch OP.

Do you know what library this was at? Or even what state?

It's probably one of the same libraries that does drag queen readings for kids.

There's a whole process that libraries and books vendors have to go through for a book to be approved

Obviously there are degenerates running amuck who want to socially indoctrinate the youth

if I ordered one of their books and said I was going to give it to my kid... would they sell it to me?

That's nothing. The latest craze for porn models(which will set the trend for all other women) is to trim off the labia with labiaplasty surgery.

Little do these stupid women know, its the most exciting part of the pussy for many men.. ah well you cant tell them, once they get the idea into their heads, the peer pressure forces them to do it.

yes because kids do not know that beaver is a reference to pussy

they just think it is about a beaver and that is all it would be to a kid because they do not know that beaver is slang for pussy… they do not know what pussy is

ahahahahha OP just gave some free advertisement for these books... face it, you weirdo, there's nothing wrong with these, it's just humour.

Nothing to do with pedo shit or #PizzaGate, it's just a book for the kid in all adults.

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laughing in background is evil. ugh.
would these male authors put out a similiar book about how penises should be smashed or slammed in a door?
what a disgusting group- the writers and female enablers

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This is on a library shelf for kids and some mom took pictures. It has cartoon illustrations of women and pet beavers with these types of quotes:

“Brenda’s beaver is big. Brenda’s beaver is hairy. Every guy who’s seen it says that Brenda’s beaver is scary.”

“She stuffed that furry mound into a swimming suit. It stuck out all around, it was anything but cute”

“Krissy’s beaver is quite rare. It could be worth a million. Hers is bare, it has no hair. Her beaver is Brazilian.”

Some books look like they're for kids, and they aren't.

Like one I bought, "Do You Want To Play With My Balls?"
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It's adult comedy and has NO PLACE in a nursery or kids shelf in a library.

Although, this book tells you "It's fun to read because kids don't know why you're so embarrassed!"

Whatever.

Point is, not all books that LOOK like kids books are for kids.

I may have to pick this Beaver book up to add to the collection. LOL

It's a PEDO BOOK!

How hard is that to understand?????

Training kids in the ways of adults.

No one is that stupid to NOT believe this.

She puts it in a "swimsuit" and the "beaver hair sticks out all around, and that isn't cute....."

Even YOU cannot be that stupid to NOT see it for what it is.

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This is on a library shelf for kids and some mom took pictures. It has cartoon illustrations of women and pet beavers with these types of quotes:

“Brenda’s beaver is big. Brenda’s beaver is hairy. Every guy who’s seen it says that Brenda’s beaver is scary.”

“She stuffed that furry mound into a swimming suit. It stuck out all around, it was anything but cute”

“Krissy’s beaver is quite rare. It could be worth a million. Hers is bare, it has no hair. Her beaver is Brazilian.”

Some books look like they're for kids, and they aren't.

Like one I bought, "Do You Want To Play With My Balls?"
[link to www.goodreads.com (secure)]

It's adult comedy and has NO PLACE in a nursery or kids shelf in a library.

Although, this book tells you "It's fun to read because kids don't know why you're so embarrassed!"

Whatever.

Point is, not all books that LOOK like kids books are for kids.

I may have to pick this Beaver book up to add to the collection. LOL

We're always saying, "Shave the pets!" and "Shave your family!" around here.

This is just specific to people with pets of the aquatic rodent variety...

you dipshit sure do not know basic human anatomy

pedos like kids

kids do not have pubic hair, and would not need to shave their beavers

even YOU cannot be that stupid to NOT know that kids do not have pubic hair and do not need to shave