How is this a children’s book?? “Beaver” shaving. SICK ELITE | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 59164400 South Africa 03/05/2019 02:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | from the comments: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73569211 Lol so.. these aren't "kids" books. They're published by Reach Around Books. They publish books full of adult humor and double entendre. I think books like this are for a specific type of family and a geared towards adults with kids not old enough to understand adult humor. Found on Amazon under Description: "Reach Around Books will have the reader in tears of laughter while to any juvenile listener they are completely innocent. If you are offended by humor, don't buy our books. If your kid is offended by our books, that implies they understand terms only found in the Urban Dictionary...You failed as a parent long before Reach Around Books came into your life. --------------------- still, it's some sick shit. Shall we play "guess the author", hmm? :bigcruise: :bigcruise: |
Corosive User ID: 77281953 Canada 03/05/2019 02:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ahahahahha OP just gave some free advertisement for these books... face it, you weirdo, there's nothing wrong with these, it's just humour. Nothing to do with pedo shit or #PizzaGate, it's just a book for the kid in all adults. ¯\_(..)_/¯ "If it can be destroyed by the truth, it deserves to be destroyed by the truth." |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76292297 United States 03/05/2019 02:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Good catch OP. Quoting: Feyra Do you know what library this was at? Or even what state? It's probably one of the same libraries that does drag queen readings for kids. There's a whole process that libraries and books vendors have to go through for a book to be approved Obviously there are degenerates running amuck who want to socially indoctrinate the youth There's a YouTube video of the Author reading the book...gotta run so no time to link but easy enough to find. Comments say it's meant to be "adult humor" so someone should be looking in to who procures the books for this "library" ... |
rosicrucian1 User ID: 77392165 Canada 03/05/2019 03:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | from the comments: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73569211 Lol so.. these aren't "kids" books. They're published by Reach Around Books. They publish books full of adult humor and double entendre. I think books like this are for a specific type of family and a geared towards adults with kids not old enough to understand adult humor. Found on Amazon under Description: "Reach Around Books will have the reader in tears of laughter while to any juvenile listener they are completely innocent. If you are offended by humor, don't buy our books. If your kid is offended by our books, that implies they understand terms only found in the Urban Dictionary...You failed as a parent long before Reach Around Books came into your life. --------------------- still, it's some sick shit. Shall we play "guess the author", hmm? if I ordered one of their books and said I was going to give it to my kid... would they sell it to me? “the devil is a foe to the blood” Prof. Minor |
the deplorable ar-15 nut User ID: 75500784 United States 03/05/2019 03:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to youtu.be (secure)] We are a REPUBLIC.If we can keep it MORAN! A pissed off American Veteran! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73431649 United States 03/05/2019 03:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | from the comments: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73569211 Lol so.. these aren't "kids" books. They're published by Reach Around Books. They publish books full of adult humor and double entendre. I think books like this are for a specific type of family and a geared towards adults with kids not old enough to understand adult humor. Found on Amazon under Description: "Reach Around Books will have the reader in tears of laughter while to any juvenile listener they are completely innocent. If you are offended by humor, don't buy our books. If your kid is offended by our books, that implies they understand terms only found in the Urban Dictionary...You failed as a parent long before Reach Around Books came into your life. --------------------- still, it's some sick shit. Shall we play "guess the author", hmm? :bigcruise: :bigcruise: if I ordered one of their books and said I was going to give it to my kid... would they sell it to me? yes because kids do not know that beaver is a reference to pussy they just think it is about a beaver and that is all it would be to a kid because they do not know that beaver is slang for pussy… they do not know what pussy is |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 2712120 United States 03/05/2019 03:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That's nothing. The latest craze for porn models(which will set the trend for all other women) is to trim off the labia with labiaplasty surgery. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77274529 Little do these stupid women know, its the most exciting part of the pussy for many men.. ah well you cant tell them, once they get the idea into their heads, the peer pressure forces them to do it. The first thing I thought of was: Well, it's a short jump to clitoral circumcision from here! We just keep getting closer and closer to all out barbarism. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2712120 United States 03/05/2019 03:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | from the comments: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73569211 Lol so.. these aren't "kids" books. They're published by Reach Around Books. They publish books full of adult humor and double entendre. I think books like this are for a specific type of family and a geared towards adults with kids not old enough to understand adult humor. Found on Amazon under Description: "Reach Around Books will have the reader in tears of laughter while to any juvenile listener they are completely innocent. If you are offended by humor, don't buy our books. If your kid is offended by our books, that implies they understand terms only found in the Urban Dictionary...You failed as a parent long before Reach Around Books came into your life. --------------------- still, it's some sick shit. Shall we play "guess the author", hmm? :bigcruise: :bigcruise: if I ordered one of their books and said I was going to give it to my kid... would they sell it to me? yes because kids do not know that beaver is a reference to pussy they just think it is about a beaver and that is all it would be to a kid because they do not know that beaver is slang for pussy… they do not know what pussy is It's a PEDO BOOK! How hard is that to understand????? Training kids in the ways of adults. No one is that stupid to NOT believe this. She puts it in a "swimsuit" and the "beaver hair sticks out all around, and that isn't cute....." Even YOU cannot be that stupid to NOT see it for what it is. |
CSnow User ID: 74827762 United States 03/05/2019 03:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ahahahahha OP just gave some free advertisement for these books... face it, you weirdo, there's nothing wrong with these, it's just humour. Quoting: Corosive Nothing to do with pedo shit or #PizzaGate, it's just a book for the kid in all adults. That's like saying that a guy who runs around wearing a raincoat on warm, sunny days, and flashing himself on occasion to people/kids he walks by, isn't all that sexual. . |
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CSnow User ID: 74827762 United States 03/05/2019 03:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | laughing in background is evil. ugh. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77417156 would these male authors put out a similiar book about how penises should be smashed or slammed in a door? what a disgusting group- the writers and female enablers They probably enjoyed Hillary several years ago cackling, "We came, we saw, he died." Nice, kind, caring, humane people of the left. . |
Obiwanbeeohbee User ID: 8971369 United States 03/05/2019 03:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's a parody of children's books like "Go the F*ck to Sleep" and "Would You Like to Play with My Balls?" "A common mistake people make, when trying to design something that is completely foolproof, is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools" - Douglas Adams |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 75993659 Canada 03/05/2019 03:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to community.babycenter.com (secure)] Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76004857 This is on a library shelf for kids and some mom took pictures. It has cartoon illustrations of women and pet beavers with these types of quotes: “Brenda’s beaver is big. Brenda’s beaver is hairy. Every guy who’s seen it says that Brenda’s beaver is scary.” “She stuffed that furry mound into a swimming suit. It stuck out all around, it was anything but cute” “Krissy’s beaver is quite rare. It could be worth a million. Hers is bare, it has no hair. Her beaver is Brazilian.” Well at least its about hair trimming and hygiene, and not about identifying as a helicopter and chopping off your junk. |
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Red John User ID: 65578128 Canada 03/05/2019 03:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Some books look like they're for kids, and they aren't. Quoting: AxX Like one I bought, "Do You Want To Play With My Balls?" [link to www.goodreads.com (secure)] It's adult comedy and has NO PLACE in a nursery or kids shelf in a library. Although, this book tells you "It's fun to read because kids don't know why you're so embarrassed!" Whatever. Point is, not all books that LOOK like kids books are for kids. I may have to pick this Beaver book up to add to the collection. LOL point is : that making adult books look like kids books blurs the lines of innocence and perversion oh hai! |
Ostria1 User ID: 77402660 Greece 03/05/2019 03:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Some books look like they're for kids, and they aren't. Quoting: AxX Like one I bought, "Do You Want To Play With My Balls?" [link to www.goodreads.com (secure)] It's adult comedy and has NO PLACE in a nursery or kids shelf in a library. Although, this book tells you "It's fun to read because kids don't know why you're so embarrassed!" Whatever. Point is, not all books that LOOK like kids books are for kids. I may have to pick this Beaver book up to add to the collection. LOL point is : that making adult books look like kids books blurs the lines of innocence and perversion Ostria |
Truth Reaper User ID: 75955494 United States 03/05/2019 04:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Some books look like they're for kids, and they aren't. Quoting: AxX Like one I bought, "Do You Want To Play With My Balls?" [link to www.goodreads.com (secure)] It's adult comedy and has NO PLACE in a nursery or kids shelf in a library. Although, this book tells you "It's fun to read because kids don't know why you're so embarrassed!" Whatever. Point is, not all books that LOOK like kids books are for kids. I may have to pick this Beaver book up to add to the collection. LOL point is : that making adult books look like kids books blurs the lines of innocence and perversion That's a fact. I lost my apathy. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73431649 United States 03/05/2019 04:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | if I ordered one of their books and said I was going to give it to my kid... would they sell it to me? yes because kids do not know that beaver is a reference to pussy they just think it is about a beaver and that is all it would be to a kid because they do not know that beaver is slang for pussy… they do not know what pussy is It's a PEDO BOOK! How hard is that to understand????? Training kids in the ways of adults. No one is that stupid to NOT believe this. She puts it in a "swimsuit" and the "beaver hair sticks out all around, and that isn't cute....." Even YOU cannot be that stupid to NOT see it for what it is. you dipshit sure do not know basic human anatomy pedos like kids kids do not have pubic hair, and would not need to shave their beavers even YOU cannot be that stupid to NOT know that kids do not have pubic hair and do not need to shave |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 75332431 Netherlands 03/05/2019 04:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to community.babycenter.com (secure)] Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76004857 This is on a library shelf for kids and some mom took pictures. It has cartoon illustrations of women and pet beavers with these types of quotes: “Brenda’s beaver is big. Brenda’s beaver is hairy. Every guy who’s seen it says that Brenda’s beaver is scary.” “She stuffed that furry mound into a swimming suit. It stuck out all around, it was anything but cute” “Krissy’s beaver is quite rare. It could be worth a million. Hers is bare, it has no hair. Her beaver is Brazilian.” That book is part of a set: Suzy Likes to Look at Balls Come Swing with Us! Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth! Written by Bimisi Tayanita, Matt Williams. |
samOmighty User ID: 75969252 United States 03/05/2019 05:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Some books look like they're for kids, and they aren't. Quoting: AxX Like one I bought, "Do You Want To Play With My Balls?" [link to www.goodreads.com (secure)] It's adult comedy and has NO PLACE in a nursery or kids shelf in a library. Although, this book tells you "It's fun to read because kids don't know why you're so embarrassed!" Whatever. Point is, not all books that LOOK like kids books are for kids. I may have to pick this Beaver book up to add to the collection. LOL |
Red John User ID: 64394425 Canada 03/05/2019 05:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We're always saying, "Shave the pets!" and "Shave your family!" around here. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74109235 This is just specific to people with pets of the aquatic rodent variety... FAIL! a Brazilian Beaver is not a hairless rodent it's female genitals with the hair removed by waxing GLP is 18+ got it and when we say shave... it's one of those fun intentional spelling errors moran = moron shave = save pine = pin ... oh hai! |
Red John User ID: 64582999 Canada 03/05/2019 05:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: rosicrucian1 if I ordered one of their books and said I was going to give it to my kid... would they sell it to me? yes because kids do not know that beaver is a reference to pussy they just think it is about a beaver and that is all it would be to a kid because they do not know that beaver is slang for pussy… they do not know what pussy is It's a PEDO BOOK! How hard is that to understand????? Training kids in the ways of adults. No one is that stupid to NOT believe this. She puts it in a "swimsuit" and the "beaver hair sticks out all around, and that isn't cute....." Even YOU cannot be that stupid to NOT see it for what it is. you dipshit sure do not know basic human anatomy pedos like kids kids do not have pubic hair, and would not need to shave their beavers even YOU cannot be that stupid to NOT know that kids do not have pubic hair and do not need to shave and you're a dipshit that can't see grooming when it's right in front of your face ah ha freak the fags tried to groom me when I was a kid I recognize the shit from hundreds of miles away oh hai! |