What do you think of my dating profile ad, GLP?

Yeah, but I'm Libra cardinal air. If it's not dramatic, what use is it?

They all want some down to earth guy that will love their cat.

That's not what I signed up for. Maybe I want to pet MY cat.

I give them a Teddy bear. Teddy bears and cats and puppies!

Why aren't you down to earth?

Because I can't be. There's little to no earth energy in me at all. I float on the clouds because I'm in the clouds! And these girls are a drag. They keep trying to pull me off my cloud down to their level and I'm not going down there! It smells like shit!

Last Edited by anastasis888 on 03/11/2019 05:26 PM

Mmhmm

I think you need to get over yourself a little.

I think so, too. I need to get even higher than I was before so I won't have to go down to their shitty, mental quagmire. Look at all of them in those astral prison cells. Just look at all those dense people who don't even know what they're looking for, but they want me to pet their cat! THAT is horrifying!