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Woman attacked by Jaguar at Arizona zoo, in attempt to win Darwin award-Video at link

 
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"We regret to inform that this evening, before closing there was an incident reported involving a guest, who crossed over the barrier to get a photo, according to eyewitnesses. The visitor sustained non-life threatening injuries to their hand from one of our female jaguars. At the request of the family, paramedics were called. At no time was the animal out of its enclosure. The incident is being fully investigated."

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I guess she learned the hard way that walls and fences are there for a reason. Now if we could only get Democrats to understand that as well.
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Do these liberals think that the rules don't apply to them and that actions don't have consequences? Seriously, what did she think was going to happen?
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Re: Woman attacked by Jaguar at Arizona zoo, in attempt to win Darwin award-Video at link
The zoo has put out a statement that no harm will come to the animal as a result of this womans stupidity.
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Re: Woman attacked by Jaguar at Arizona zoo, in attempt to win Darwin award-Video at link
Walls. Keeping you safe from dangerous animals for thousands of years.
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Re: Woman attacked by Jaguar at Arizona zoo, in attempt to win Darwin award-Video at link
Cats gonna Cat
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I like the way they say attacked. As if the animal was hell bent on going after this stupid woman. As opposed to just being an animal who's territory was invaded.
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This selfie social media culture is shit
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Re: Woman attacked by Jaguar at Arizona zoo, in attempt to win Darwin award-Video at link
She won’t do that again

Be aight....
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She won’t do that again

Be aight....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38136219


Wellll, we hope she won't do it again but let's be honest. The only thing she probably learned was that next she shouldn't get THAT close. Maybe an inch or to back. These are the type of people that go back for more. Thinking that they are the ones in the right.
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I swear people have gone retarded

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I swear people have gone retarded

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They only thing that would make this story better is if she comes out and tries to sue the Jaguar. Given her level of intelligence, I can see that happening.
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I swear people have gone retarded

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They only thing that would make this story better is if she comes out and tries to sue the Jaguar. Given her level of intelligence, I can see that happening.
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Would not surprise me one bit
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She won’t do that again

Be aight....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38136219


Wellll, we hope she won't do it again but let's be honest. The only thing she probably learned was that next she shouldn't get THAT close. Maybe an inch or to back. These are the type of people that go back for more. Thinking that they are the ones in the right.
 Quoting: Bananafighter


Could be, I hope not

She looks re-educated to me


chuckle
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Perfect metaphor for trusting blacks and letting them near you
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Re: Woman attacked by Jaguar at Arizona zoo, in attempt to win Darwin award-Video at link
She won’t do that again

Be aight....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38136219


Wellll, we hope she won't do it again but let's be honest. The only thing she probably learned was that next she shouldn't get THAT close. Maybe an inch or to back. These are the type of people that go back for more. Thinking that they are the ones in the right.
 Quoting: Bananafighter


Could be, I hope not

She looks re-educated to me


chuckle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38136219


Didi you see the tramp stamp? If she didn't learn from that then this is just an untied shoe to her.
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DUMBASS GONNA DUMBASS
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Re: Woman attacked by Jaguar at Arizona zoo, in attempt to win Darwin award-Video at link
She won’t do that again

Be aight....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38136219


Wellll, we hope she won't do it again but let's be honest. The only thing she probably learned was that next she shouldn't get THAT close. Maybe an inch or to back. These are the type of people that go back for more. Thinking that they are the ones in the right.
 Quoting: Bananafighter


Could be, I hope not

She looks re-educated to me


chuckle
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Didi you see the tramp stamp? If she didn't learn from that then this is just an untied shoe to her.
 Quoting: Bananafighter


First thing I noticed....
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HAW HAW
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Re: Woman attacked by Jaguar at Arizona zoo, in attempt to win Darwin award-Video at link
too bad she wasn't disembowled

"fwick"

"plop"
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Re: Woman attacked by Jaguar at Arizona zoo, in attempt to win Darwin award-Video at link
Common sense isn't so common anymore. What an idiot pick
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Re: Woman attacked by Jaguar at Arizona zoo, in attempt to win Darwin award-Video at link
What a complete moron and wimp. Lays there sobbing... pathetic.
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Natural selection will not be denied.
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Re: Woman attacked by Jaguar at Arizona zoo, in attempt to win Darwin award-Video at link
I read the animal will not be put down ?

That's ridiculous ... any animal that attacks a human being should be euthanized

I was at an event last spring where they had some falcons, owls, other rescued birds --

someone asked to pet a bird, one of the handlers said "no", because if one of the birds were to so much as scratch a person, it would be immediately put down, no exceptions -- state law ...

that's what should happen with this cat
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Re: Woman attacked by Jaguar at Arizona zoo, in attempt to win Darwin award-Video at link
The zoo has put out a statement that no harm will come to the animal as a result of this womans stupidity.
 Quoting: Bananafighter


That woman should never have been admitted to the zoo.

Her tattoos show a complete lack of judgement.

The Bible forbids tattoos (marks on the body).

She paid a small price.

This is going to go up through what life she has left/
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Re: Woman attacked by Jaguar at Arizona zoo, in attempt to win Darwin award-Video at link
THREE STUPID FUCKIN INKED UP STAHS ON HER LOWER BACK......


I'D GIVE HER THE OL' 2 STAH...FROM GLP DERE.....TAKE AWAY ONE OF HERE STAHS....STUPID B-HATCH!
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Re: Woman attacked by Jaguar at Arizona zoo, in attempt to win Darwin award-Video at link
her twitter feed must have been real boring...the things ppl do for likes these days....


can we start putting down the humans in these instances cause its not the animals fault the human was retarded.................
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The zoo has put out a statement that no harm will come to the animal as a result of this womans stupidity.
 Quoting: Bananafighter



Better not come to any harm......huffy
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the jaguar waited patiently for years, until
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I sure hope the woman isn't going to try to sue the zoo for damages, despite her own glaring fault in it.

Dayum, she's just an idiot.....putin
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Re: Woman attacked by Jaguar at Arizona zoo, in attempt to win Darwin award-Video at link
Do these liberals think that the rules don't apply to them and that actions don't have consequences? Seriously, what did she think was going to happen?
 Quoting: Bananafighter


it is called wishful thinking.

it will soon be the new conservative buzz word..

it is what drives them... grounds their beliefs and is their UNDOING.
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