What are some glp lines that you LOLed over?

"hey party people!!"

Not specifically a line, but the OP to this thread had me laughing so hard:

Thread: Whoops - UK police accidentally blow up its own officers car

Edit: I did misread it at first, but it still makes me laugh.

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uncle peanut touched my no-no spot, send money

Some of the funniest shit ever was back when Nancy Take Me to Your Lieder used to do a "live chat" about Zetatalk and planet x. Especially funny was the time she pretended to be a fan after her show and got herself banned for abusing people. The"fan" posted from the library, begging Trin to unban Nancy, that the fan was visiting Nancy and didn't know the poster ID would be the same. Funny times.

It has Begined.

Zetas right again...

You are a dissident, an enemy of the state.

Put your shoes back on or face the consequences!
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Guess my location and COME FIND ME!!!!!

My free flowing toes are wriggling with anticipation for your arrival!
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"My free flowing toes are wriggling with anticipation"

I don't care who you are, that's some damn good writin!

Birches

MASONIC FACE TOUCHING

Pheeeeennnnnoooommmmm calling someone "dick juice " yesterday

That was funny!

That's for sure

a couple of years ago there was a thread , "weirdest places you have pooped" or something like that .
the whole thread was awesome .

did canabiskills get the ban stick?? alot priceless gold in those threads! prize fuckstick that gimp

Phenn is the champ. Nobody does it like her.

Dude, I wasn't referring to you. I read your story about growing up in Detroit with an inch of ice on the INSIDE of your windows because you didn't have heat.

There's no question about your toughness.

Yeah, she's a cutie!

Ab-So-LUTE-ly! DUde I've been slamming beers and I could use a new D40 Food critic review right now...Guess I better dig thru his old posts...He's definately 'touched' but that shit was highly entertaining!

Okay, if you say so. Sounds to me that you're having a delusion brought about from an STD from all the kangaroo fucking you've been doing, but fear not - the cure is easy. Grab a hammer and smash every single one of your fingers.

the whole entire "hi i'm nate, i'm new here" thread....

we had him convinced that we were waiting for him....

"all hail the nate"....

That's when I was a kid and poppa was a rolling stone. He finally got his shit together! I was in a few foster homes as a child. I can't even tell the crazier stories!

I'm just too stupid to run.

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these people infest our country .
there should be a law .

this thread title is like that of a virtual wake

thinking back on what was, wistfully as it is no more to be

(didn’t read the op or thread and not going to either, same goes if there are replies - not interested)

Thought crime, what a dystopian idea!

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The guy who threw his family’s Thanksgiving Turkey out the kitchen window to the dogs.

"Did you mean to write that or does your keyboard have Tourette's?"

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it helps

Dace's D50 video was hilarious.

alien butt seed and
don't need any stinkin man whores

True quote I read once on glp that I still laugh about sometimes.

"So wait? My garbage disposal is connected to the underworld?
I always thought that pipe went to the sewer system. Thanks for clarifying."

Only on glp
Re: I know a conspiracy regarding the garbage disposal works that would blow your mind...