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What are some glp lines that you LOLed over?

 
The F Shack

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"the stock market is going to carsh"
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Buy the van D50...
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03/13/2019 03:30 AM
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"the stock market is going to carsh"
 Quoting: The F Shack


you actually lolled over that ?
fuck .
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03/13/2019 04:07 AM
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Some of us Americans just want our fucking freedoms and not have to suck a dick to achieve it.
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That just made me lol, so it deserves to be re-posted in this thread.
The falt earth is here and the buttering of human beans has begined!
Right or wrong, it makes me LOL!
The end is nigh when the gaysir holes start erupting!
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03/13/2019 04:16 AM
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The funniest thread I ever read on glp was about poop and plumbers. I cannot find it again.

I laughed till coffee came out of my nose.

If anyone can recall it I would be forever grateful.
 Quoting: OrdinaryHousewife


ohyeah lmao


"I have been in the plumbing buisness for 48 years I eat my lunch at 12 noon no matter how deep of sht i am in ,been many times eating peanut butter sandwich with sht all over me IT DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN DONT MEAN NOTHING"


Toilet clog horror story.


Thread: Toilet clog horror story.
 Quoting: Ferly


Thanks. That's a GLP classic.
The falt earth is here and the buttering of human beans has begined!
Right or wrong, it makes me LOL!
The end is nigh when the gaysir holes start erupting!
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03/13/2019 04:34 AM

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"President Barack Obama". LOL. People on GLP referred to him as President, even though the Constitution said he could never be President legally.
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There was an enormous thread about shaving one's anus that went on for pages and then suddenly and mysteriously vanished for some reason. It was pretty awesome while it lasted.
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Do you shave your asshole?

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Please don't breed.
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03/13/2019 06:18 AM
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From a Thanksgiving thread 5 years ago:

I like to cook brussel sprouts with corned beef and pretend like they are tiny cabbages and I am this huge giant picking up little cabbages. Just me, ok I will work this shit out in therapy.
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laugh
 Quoting: WOLF*

ilaugh

Glad I'm not the only one who's felt that way about brussel sprouts.
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forget learning Mexican, you better start learning Mandrin. The cia is getting ass-raped in geo politics.
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03/13/2019 08:30 PM
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forget learning Mexican, you better start learning Mandrin. The cia is getting ass-raped in geo politics.
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this day and age it makes more sense to learn gibberish
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Thread: My drunk uncle just puked all over our Thanksgiving turkey, sullied the entire meal
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03/14/2019 09:55 AM
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House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has quietly revoked office space awarded to Vice President Mike Pence by former Speaker Paul Ryan.

Republicans gave Pence, who serves as president of the Senate, an additional first-floor office in the U.S. Capitol after Trump’s inauguration in 2017. While it is rarely used, the Vice President has historically enjoyed such an office near the Senate. The gift has always been symbolic, more than practical — as its removal may be.


The reassignment was not announced; Pelosi simply had Pence’s placard removed, while a House Democrat aide confirmed to NPR that the space would be used for other purposes. “Room assignments are reviewed and changed at the beginning of every Congress,” the aide said.


breitbart less 50

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I hope that crooked old hag's cooch rots off
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i know you're serious, but damn that's funny 1rof1

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Was your daughter out of the pajamas when you smelled the crotch?

afro
 Quoting: Polemarchos


This thread had some good ones too. One that stood out is above.

lmao

Thread: Bought some new pajamas for my daughter at walmart and the crotch stinks
Say When!
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mother posting on GLP asking for satellite pictures from the 1800 to be included on her son school papers
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If I thought my dog was a Democrat I'd get rid of him. There's enough Republican dogs out there that need good homes.
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Thread: I Think My Dog's a Democrat
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I am of the bloodlines...

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"When i die, Im gunna tell the devil to get out of my seat"
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Thread: Ted Danson's Fingernails

Ted's nails are gross. Not sure why Jennifer Anniston's hair made this thread
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The thread that never dies..just when you've forgotten about it, it returns..LOL..many funny comments there.
You accept the love you think you deserve~~~

Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~

Truth has no temperature~~~

Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~

Have no regrets~~~
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Was your daughter out of the pajamas when you smelled the crotch?

afro
 Quoting: Polemarchos


This thread had some good ones too. One that stood out is above.

lmao

Thread: Bought some new pajamas for my daughter at walmart and the crotch stinks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49586461




Always amazed me that it wasn't a ttown thread...it sounded like something she would post LOL

lolol
You accept the love you think you deserve~~~

Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~

Truth has no temperature~~~

Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~

Have no regrets~~~





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