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Tainted Meat User ID: 63422685 Finland 03/13/2019 04:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Some of us Americans just want our fucking freedoms and not have to suck a dick to achieve it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34398756 That just made me , so it deserves to be re-posted in this thread. The falt earth is here and the buttering of human beans has begined! Right or wrong, it makes me LOL! The end is nigh when the gaysir holes start erupting! |
Tainted Meat User ID: 63422685 Finland 03/13/2019 04:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The funniest thread I ever read on glp was about poop and plumbers. I cannot find it again. Quoting: OrdinaryHousewife I laughed till coffee came out of my nose. If anyone can recall it I would be forever grateful. "I have been in the plumbing buisness for 48 years I eat my lunch at 12 noon no matter how deep of sht i am in ,been many times eating peanut butter sandwich with sht all over me IT DONT MEAN NOTHING MAN DONT MEAN NOTHING" Toilet clog horror story. Thread: Toilet clog horror story. Thanks. That's a GLP classic. The falt earth is here and the buttering of human beans has begined! Right or wrong, it makes me LOL! The end is nigh when the gaysir holes start erupting! |
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Éireann User ID: 73050092 Ireland 03/13/2019 06:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | From a Thanksgiving thread 5 years ago: Quoting: WOLF* I like to cook brussel sprouts with corned beef and pretend like they are tiny cabbages and I am this huge giant picking up little cabbages. Just me, ok I will work this shit out in therapy. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23988099 Glad I'm not the only one who's felt that way about brussel sprouts. Eireann~ I am crucified with Christ: nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me. - Galatians 2:20 |
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Mental Case User ID: 73139250 United Arab Emirates 03/13/2019 08:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thread: My drunk uncle just puked all over our Thanksgiving turkey, sullied the entire meal If I am going to be damned...I am going to be damned for who I really am! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76647789 United States 03/14/2019 09:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has quietly revoked office space awarded to Vice President Mike Pence by former Speaker Paul Ryan. Quoting: Coastie Patriot Republicans gave Pence, who serves as president of the Senate, an additional first-floor office in the U.S. Capitol after Trump’s inauguration in 2017. While it is rarely used, the Vice President has historically enjoyed such an office near the Senate. The gift has always been symbolic, more than practical — as its removal may be. The reassignment was not announced; Pelosi simply had Pence’s placard removed, while a House Democrat aide confirmed to NPR that the space would be used for other purposes. “Room assignments are reviewed and changed at the beginning of every Congress,” the aide said. breitbart less 50 [link to www.breitbart.com (secure)] I hope that crooked old hag's cooch rots off i know you're serious, but damn that's funny Thread: What are some glp lines that you LOLed over? |
Doc_Holiday Senior Forum Moderator 03/14/2019 10:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This thread had some good ones too. One that stood out is above. Thread: Bought some new pajamas for my daughter at walmart and the crotch stinks Say When! |
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Abi ~ User ID: 77452425 United States 03/15/2019 05:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If I thought my dog was a Democrat I'd get rid of him. There's enough Republican dogs out there that need good homes. Quoting: debster Thread: I Think My Dog's a Democrat You accept the love you think you deserve~~~ Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~ Truth has no temperature~~~ Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~ Have no regrets~~~ |
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Abi ~ User ID: 77452425 United States 03/15/2019 05:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thread: Ted Danson's Fingernails Ted's nails are gross. Not sure why Jennifer Anniston's hair made this thread Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37055774 The thread that never dies..just when you've forgotten about it, it returns..LOL..many funny comments there. You accept the love you think you deserve~~~ Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~ Truth has no temperature~~~ Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~ Have no regrets~~~ |
Abi ~ User ID: 77452425 United States 03/15/2019 05:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This thread had some good ones too. One that stood out is above. Thread: Bought some new pajamas for my daughter at walmart and the crotch stinks Always amazed me that it wasn't a ttown thread...it sounded like something she would post LOL You accept the love you think you deserve~~~ Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~ Truth has no temperature~~~ Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~ Have no regrets~~~ |