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What Would You Do If You found A Million Dollars In Small Bills Stuffed In A Paper Bag?

 
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What Would You Do If You found A Million Dollars In Small Bills Stuffed In A Paper Bag?
I would drive to the nearest Police Station and turn it in.
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Re: What Would You Do If You found A Million Dollars In Small Bills Stuffed In A Paper Bag?
Buy a pack of smokes.
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Look around, pick it up, walk briskly but calmly away.
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I would drive to the nearest Police Station and turn it in.
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The cops will spend it on drugs and hookers. Then kick your door in at 4 in the morning looking for more money.
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hit every gun show this side of the Mississippi river
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Liar OP
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Re: What Would You Do If You found A Million Dollars In Small Bills Stuffed In A Paper Bag?
It wouldn't fit in a bag.

If it was all hundreds it may fit in a large duffel bag.

But I would take it home and spend it. It would belong to a criminal or one of those whom we do not speak of. Either way I am not giving it back to them.
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I would use it to clean my ass
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eat it
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I would drive to the nearest Police Station and turn it in.
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I would not tell anyone. I mean anyone.

Then I'd hide it and slowly spend it over a long period of time.
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a mill in small bills would not fit in a paper bag .
you would need a sack .
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Bring it home and spend it slowly. Probably slowly invest some. Might also try a Casino.
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Strippers & Cocaine!!
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Strippers & Cocaine!!
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We should be friends when they let me out of this fucking prison.
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Bring it home and spend it slowly. Probably slowly invest some. Might also try a Casino.
 Quoting: Deplorable Xeven


If it was stolen, then the bills would be traceable and could be marked with UV dye...

You'd have to wash it first by using small Casino's that are located in out of the way places. Don't go to banks or major Casino's because they would be on the lookout for them...

It's very difficult to get rid of stolen money due to security cams. The Po Po would eventually track you down...
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Re: What Would You Do If You found A Million Dollars In Small Bills Stuffed In A Paper Bag?
I would drive to the nearest Police Station and turn it in.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76528889


I would not tell anyone. I mean anyone.

Then I'd hide it and slowly spend it over a long period of time.
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Your answer is the only intelligent answer , good on you and I'd do the same.
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03/13/2019 09:17 PM
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Do you have any idea how LARGE that paper bag would have to be to contain that much money? In small denominations no less?

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03/13/2019 09:22 PM
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Re: What Would You Do If You found A Million Dollars In Small Bills Stuffed In A Paper Bag?
I would drive to the nearest Police Station and turn it in.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76528889


I would not tell anyone. I mean anyone.

Then I'd hide it and slowly spend it over a long period of time.
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Ditto
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Million Dollars In Small Bills = someones criminal proceeds. Turn it in? Ha ha ha ha bird Scoop it up, walk on and immediately leave town and travel by public transportation for 90 days minimum, keep my mouth the F shut tight.
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Re: What Would You Do If You found A Million Dollars In Small Bills Stuffed In A Paper Bag?
I would go to the diner and order my usual breakfast.

Afterwards, I would tip the cute waitress $100 and tell her there's more where that came from..

We would then run out to my car and make some back seat lovin..

After I spread my seed inside her sweet gash, I'd throw her out of my ride and drive to the local coffee shop down the road.

There, I'd ask for a shot of espresso and tip the cute barista $50 and tell her the same story.

Rinse and repeat while driving through every small town USA..

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Uhhh...
keep it.
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03/13/2019 09:29 PM
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Keep walking dumbass. It's a setup.
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Strippers & Cocaine!!
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Bitches n Blow... hello parker
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03/13/2019 09:33 PM
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Re: What Would You Do If You found A Million Dollars In Small Bills Stuffed In A Paper Bag?
Nothing because the bag would rip under the weight of the bills. Maybe take as much as i could from this giant bag.
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Pay off Stormy's legal bills.
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Small bills? That would have to be one hell of a big paper bag.
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Re: What Would You Do If You found A Million Dollars In Small Bills Stuffed In A Paper Bag?
I would drive to the nearest Police Station and turn it in.
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well good question

pray about it
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Re: What Would You Do If You found A Million Dollars In Small Bills Stuffed In A Paper Bag?
I would go to the diner and order my usual breakfast.

Afterwards, I would tip the cute waitress $100 and tell her there's more where that came from..

We would then run out to my car and make some back seat lovin..

After I spread my seed inside her sweet gash, I'd throw her out of my ride and drive to the local coffee shop down the road.

There, I'd ask for a shot of espresso and tip the cute barista $50 and tell her the same story.

Rinse and repeat while driving through every small town USA..

flag waver
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Kill yourself
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Re: What Would You Do If You found A Million Dollars In Small Bills Stuffed In A Paper Bag?
I would drive to the nearest Police Station and turn it in.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76528889


is it sprinkled with coke? or blue dye?
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Re: What Would You Do If You found A Million Dollars In Small Bills Stuffed In A Paper Bag?
I would break the bills and get change for any $100 and under (saying I would like 4 $20's and 2 $10's for each $100 ect.) at some store that could do it. I would spend $1 bills normal.

That way the money can't be traced and it is "washed".

Then I would go buy real estate somewhere far from where I am right now.
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A million wouldn’t fit in a paper bag