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What Would You Do If You found A Million Dollars In Small Bills Stuffed In A Paper Bag?

 
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I would drive to the nearest Police Station and turn it in.
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Ditto
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I would drive to the nearest Police Station and turn it in.
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Ditto
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I would shoot your ass before you got to the police station and take it
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yes you could
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A million in small bills?

Umkay
 Quoting: ~kpm~


depends on the size of the paper bag mmkay
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Laughing at you trying to inconspicuously pick up a pickup truck sized bag and nonchalantly walk away with it..
 Quoting: jt210


chuckle
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I would drive to the nearest Police Station and turn it in.
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well good question

pray about it

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77349451


2This
Prayer is the most powerful force on earth.

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Buy an acreage somewhere, far away from liberals.
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That's what I'd do after I prayed, if I felt it was okay with God. A farmhouse waaaaaaaaaaaaaay out there
Prayer is the most powerful force on earth.

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I would give it to my neighbor so he could stop defrauding the Social Security Disability system and pay his own rent.
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Do you have any idea how LARGE that paper bag would have to be to contain that much money? In small denominations no less?

OP = dumbass
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77448713


Mainly because the OP wants to give it to some corrupted police...
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I'd find out who lost it and return it of course.
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Do you have any idea how LARGE that paper bag would have to be to contain that much money? In small denominations no less?

OP = dumbass
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77448713


approx 1 yard long for a single stack of 100's
2x that for 50s
5x that for 20's
10x that for 10's
20x that for 5's

a large gym bag would handle the 100's easily
the 50's would't be a problem
20's is tight probably full
10's and 5's forget it you'd need more than one bag

stacks
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what I would do with it would depend on the denom. of the bills

and where I was and the time of day / night when I "found" it

one does not simply open random gym bags on the street
or in a publicly accessible area like a mall concourse, greyhound bus depot etc.

chances are it's bait
or related to organized crime

either one "they" will find you
(°ö°)
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Strippers & Cocaine!!
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5abump
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I would buy a fleet of 70's and 80's half running MCs and cars from Craigslist (just like I do wothout the bag).
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Invest in real-estate in Russia, Tatarstan and Moldova.
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Invest in real-estate in Russia, Tatarstan and Moldova.
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and then I'd employ the poor with as decent a wage as I could generate, doing something good.
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Try me.
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Buy a pack of smokes.
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buy a pack of twinkies
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Buy a passport fly to ecuador and ship the money agead of me and quietly live in the mountains the rest of my days
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If someone was dumb enough to lose a million dollars they were probably doing something wrong like selling drugs. This is how I would try to condone keeping it. Is it stealing or a public service? It's stealing no matter what! What's a million dollars worth of karma? Glad I didn't find it because I might keep it.

These little fuckers on my shoulders are yelling at me constantly!
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drive to the police station and show them the bag of money I found. containing 750k dollars.
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Keep the dream going for as long as possible before the alarm clock goes off.
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drive to the police station and show them the bag of money I found. containing 750k dollars.
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Fucking boy scout.. I found $5.
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Strippers & Cocaine!!
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We should be friends when they let me out of this fucking prison.
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Re: What Would You Do If You found A Million Dollars In Small Bills Stuffed In A Paper Bag?
I would go to the diner and order my usual breakfast.

Afterwards, I would tip the cute waitress $100 and tell her there's more where that came from..

We would then run out to my car and make some back seat lovin..

After I spread my seed inside her sweet gash, I'd throw her out of my ride and drive to the local coffee shop down the road.

There, I'd ask for a shot of espresso and tip the cute barista $50 and tell her the same story.

Rinse and repeat while driving through every small town USA..

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You best keep some of that cash in reserve for treating venereal disease, paying child support, and getting yourself some psychiatric help.
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Re: What Would You Do If You found A Million Dollars In Small Bills Stuffed In A Paper Bag?
A million wouldn’t fit in a paper bag
 Quoting: ~kpm~


Yes it would.

I have held close to a million ... in new 100s.

The old paper bags we bagged groceries with ... not the lunch ones.
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A million wouldn’t fit in a paper bag
 Quoting: ~kpm~


Yes it would.

I have held close to a million ... in new 100s.

The old paper bags we bagged groceries with ... not the lunch ones.
 Quoting: A1Janitor


Is that the one under your bathroom sink? Asking for a friend...
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