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What Would You Do If You found A Million Dollars In Small Bills Stuffed In A Paper Bag?

 
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I would take that big paper bag of money,put it in a great big cloth bag, then use it for my bed to sleep on.
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03/13/2019 10:35 PM

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A million wouldn’t fit in a paper bag
 Quoting: ~kpm~


Yes it would.

I have held close to a million ... in new 100s.

The old paper bags we bagged groceries with ... not the lunch ones.
 Quoting: A1Janitor


Is that the one under your bathroom sink? Asking for a friend...
 Quoting: jt210


So it could leak and ruin it?

No. It’s in the freezer. chuckle
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A million wouldn’t fit in a paper bag
 Quoting: ~kpm~


Yes it would.

I have held close to a million ... in new 100s.

The old paper bags we bagged groceries with ... not the lunch ones.
 Quoting: A1Janitor


Is that the one under your bathroom sink? Asking for a friend...
 Quoting: jt210


So it could leak and ruin it?

No. It’s in the freezer. chuckle
 Quoting: A1Janitor


Thanks!

Sleep well, tonight...
johnny
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I would drive to the nearest Police Station and turn it in.
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u work for the gov. ??
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I would sell the magic Bag of Holding for millions.

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03/13/2019 10:43 PM
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I would empty all that money out of that perfectly good paper bag. I can always use a good paper bag. (Signed Ms.Cortez D-NY)
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Leave it in my yard for a few days, then find it again.
I trust myself first.

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what million dollars ?
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Go to Mexico, convert it to pesos, bring the pesos back, convert back to dollars...instantly laundered...
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take it all. It was meant for me to find.
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03/13/2019 10:54 PM
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For extra bucks I was a newspaper carrier for ten years. Early in the morning I would find all kinds of money. Wallets, purses, money flying along the ground. Especially Sunday mornings because so many drunks were out and about Sat nights losing their stuff.

I would find a wallet with lots of money and would see a drivers license and other stuff in the wallet but one thing I found out. Most people never include their OWN phone number in their own wallet. So I would call their best friend or relative to get their number. I would leave the wallet or purse at our local Donut Coffee shop and tell them to pick it up there. I knew the owner well.

Most people would tell me to stay at the coffee shop so they can give me a reward. I told them that I was working and didn't have the time to wait for them....but thank you anyway. So it worked out. I found tons of money being a newspaper carrier....and felt good I returned lost items.

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Shoot, I’d stake it out to see if anyone came for it. What if someone else was watching to see who picked up the bag?!
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03/13/2019 11:04 PM
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One million in small bills weighs about 300 pounds, more like in the trunk of a car
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The same thing everyone else does. Start a limited liability corporation and by real estate.

Or make it into a whole lot of paper airplanes.

THat last one is fun.
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03/13/2019 11:10 PM
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I would take it home, stash it somewhere, watch the news everyday ,and then maybe after a year, test 1 or 2 dollars out and if everythings seems o.k maybe spend a lil more, and if all small purchases seemed ok after a while I would try to start using it to pay bills, and buy healthy foods.
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Buy gold in 8k-9,999 dollar lots in different cities. Park a few blocks away and walk to the shop and a different way back to the car. Mix it up

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I would drive to the nearest Police Station and turn it in.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76528889


So they can share it lol
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03/13/2019 11:14 PM
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Million dollars in small bills...that's one big ass paper bag. just sayin...false premise.
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03/13/2019 11:17 PM

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hit every gun show this side of the Mississippi river
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Buy a bunch of ammo as stocking stuffers
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underground acres, where the plants aren't sunburnt or growing in aluminum..
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Do you have any idea how LARGE that paper bag would have to be to contain that much money? In small denominations no less?

OP = dumbass
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77448713


approx 1 yard long for a single stack of 100's
2x that for 50s
5x that for 20's
10x that for 10's
20x that for 5's

a large gym bag would handle the 100's easily
the 50's would't be a problem
20's is tight probably full
10's and 5's forget it you'd need more than one bag

stacks
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U are it! Much love n tespect
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I'd rent two 25 yo bisexual STD free women
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I would drive to the nearest Police Station and turn it in.
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STFU you idiot troll
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$1,000,000 in 100 dollar bills weighs 22 pounds and fits in an average large suitcase.
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a mill in small bills would not fit in a paper bag .
you would need a sack .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77378438


Or 10.
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I would give most of it to the nuns in the orphanage I grew up in.

With the rest I would go into professional wrestling, and maybe buy a motorcycle, and a good box of cigars.
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Yell at my wife for not putting it back in the safe.

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Two words: Guns and hookers
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$1,000,000 in 100 dollar bills weighs 22 pounds and fits in an average large suitcase.
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So in 20's it would weight about 110 pounds, 10's about 220.
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buy a briefcase