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What Would You Do If You found A Million Dollars In Small Bills Stuffed In A Paper Bag?

 
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It wouldn't fit in a bag.

If it was all hundreds it may fit in a large duffel bag.

But I would take it home and spend it. It would belong to a criminal or one of those whom we do not speak of. Either way I am not giving it back to them.
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OP never said what size paper bag.
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It wouldn't fit in a bag.

If it was all hundreds it may fit in a large duffel bag.

But I would take it home and spend it. It would belong to a criminal or one of those whom we do not speak of. Either way I am not giving it back to them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76801907

OP never said what size paper bag.
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yup
those paper yard / landscape cleanup bags are huge

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03/14/2019 12:33 AM
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Road trip to Vegas. No one does that but drug dealers. It's saving people to not give it back.
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03/14/2019 12:37 AM
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I would drive to the nearest Police Station and turn it in.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76528889


Absolutely correct. Someone misplaced this. If it's stolen from someone, let the police help return it to the rightful owner. If no one claims it, it could be donated to the needy or you might even get a reward, but knowing it was returned is the reward itself.
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“What if’s “are the most moranic posts EVER! I’d buy a another golfcart and move to the beach..
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03/14/2019 12:48 AM
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The biggest paper bag (grocery bag size) fits about $9,580 in $1 bills.

You need to change your title to " ... in 104.3 paper bags ... "
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Keep my mouth shut...
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I would drive to the nearest Police Station and turn it in.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76528889


Absolutely correct. Someone misplaced this. If it's stolen from someone, let the police help return it to the rightful owner. If no one claims it, it could be donated to the needy or you might even get a reward, but knowing it was returned is the reward itself.
 Quoting: Crypto-Tard


I’d give it to Jesus;)catfilenails
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“What if’s “are the most moranic posts EVER! I’d buy a another golfcart and move to the beach..
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what money?
what bag?


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what money?
what bag?


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Exactly
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ok, who told you. Damm and I thought I was so careful
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it is a fantasy, so just pretend, (role play) that you found a million dollars? What would you do? afro

I would sit on it. I mean go dark. Not sit on it, but then I would have sex on it all over a bed. I have always wanted to do that. hf
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I would drive to the nearest Police Station and turn it in.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76528889


Absolutely correct. Someone misplaced this. If it's stolen from someone, let the police help return it to the rightful owner. If no one claims it, it could be donated to the needy or you might even get a reward, but knowing it was returned is the reward itself.
 Quoting: Crypto-Tard


yep. turn it in.

it is not my money.
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I would donate the money for the wall chuckle
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03/14/2019 02:12 AM
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I’d buy a flying carpet so I wouldn’t have to fly on a Boeing.
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I'd buy a $999,990 custom lambo and a BIG MAC, wit fries yo!
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I would drive to the nearest Police Station and turn it in.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76528889


Fuck no.

I would take the money home and sit on it for a few years then use it to pay off all my bills and invest the rest into rental homes.
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A million in small bills wouldn't fit in a paper bag .

Anyways you take it to the police, whatever officer handles it will take most of it for themselves .
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A million in small bills wouldn't fit in a paper bag .

Anyways you take it to the police, whatever officer handles it will take most of it for themselves .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76305413


But I'd consider it a gift from God . Because if it's in a paper bag it's likely drug money .
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EAT IT!!!!!
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I’d buy a flying carpet so I wouldn’t have to fly on a Boeing.
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but would it match your flying drapes ?
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Seen enough movies to know the guy who finds a briefcase or something with that kind of money in it, sitting around. Always ends up in some shit for taking it, with dangerous people. So like someone else said, keep walking. It ain't mine but it belongs to someone.
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Move to Thailand, bang hookers til I'm dead.
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Re: What Would You Do If You found A Million Dollars In Small Bills Stuffed In A Paper Bag?
It wouldn't fit in a bag.

If it was all hundreds it may fit in a large duffel bag.

But I would take it home and spend it. It would belong to a criminal or one of those whom we do not speak of. Either way I am not giving it back to them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76801907

OP never said what size paper bag.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52055181


yup
those paper yard / landscape cleanup bags are huge

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 Quoting: Red John


You dumb assholes. One million dollars in 100's will fit in a small gym bag.

Duhhhh...
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03/14/2019 05:41 AM
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Person near here found 98k in a bag along the road. Turned in to the Sheriff, then after a public noticed over 2 weeks no one claimed it and it was theirs.
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Walk away. Just walk away.
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Find a 1/2 ton truck to load it in.