I would go to the diner and order my usual breakfast.

Afterwards, I would tip the cute waitress $100 and tell her there's more where that came from..

We would then run out to my car and make some back seat lovin..

After I spread my seed inside her sweet gash, I'd throw her out of my ride and drive to the local coffee shop down the road.

There, I'd ask for a shot of espresso and tip the cute barista $50 and tell her the same story.

Rinse and repeat while driving through every small town USA..